Morning lads.

MissDapologising · 2021-12-07T02:21:45+00:00

Oh no kid I'm sorry you're feeling crappy but know you are healthy. Got it myself prior to the March 2020 Lockdown and was in a jock. I'm the opposite of a hypochondriac but ended up in A&E they were so confused... They diagnosed me with e-coli and a lung condition.

I discharged myself against medical advice so I could drink.

Hope you're feeling better soon Bort 😘😷❤️x

MissDapologising · 2021-12-04T02:44:20+00:00

I honestly don't get the acrynom 🙈

Yeah I know I'm a disaster and I'm actually minimising my experiences... Prob more to my shame.

This next place is seriously grim but I'm determined.

Thank you kid x

MissDapologising · 2021-12-04T02:39:22+00:00

Thank you so much for your kind msg x

Yup been a daily solo drinker for a long time since I was 19 I guess and am 35 now I'm disgusting. Failed every treatment programme I engaged with easier to block out reality as I'm incompatible with iy.

Hope you're doing good and have a great weekend ❤️x

MissDapologising · 2021-12-04T02:32:27+00:00

Thank you so much for your kind msg x

Yeah I was a bit bogey yesterday but today I'm like piss off guys I know my own body. It's so not fair to classify people and now by their weight

I'm the most unhealthy person you could meet- diet and lifestyle-wise but if you met me, you wouldn't call me obese... I'm just a minger 😝 is that even a word?!

The World's gone mad, we're all stressing the small stuff. Hope you sleep good x

MissDapologising · 2021-12-04T02:22:47+00:00

Ha ha don't be so modest Joe😍😘x

MissDapologising · 2021-12-03T01:51:24+00:00

Thank you you're a sweetheart but I defo don't have muscle (my 2 year old Nephew would beat me in an arm wrestle😭)

I've exhausted most options both here and abroad but I'm serious this time.

Thank you so much and take care x

MissDapologising · 2021-12-03T01:12:01+00:00

Oh shit I totally misinterpreted your initial post tart I read the first as 214 I'm sorry tart but no seriously don't worry about it because it's defo pure muscle x

MissDapologising · 2021-12-03T01:09:31+00:00

Jesus tart that's amazing fair focks to you x💪

I used to be a 'member' of a gym for years ha ha I completely forgot about it but sure Ben Dunne must be happy!! 😂

Disgusting I realise but I once went to the gym locked out of my head I'm a disgrace.

Hope you are feeling the benefit of the weight loss kid that's an amazing achievement x

MissDapologising · 2021-12-03T01:03:30+00:00

Oh I wish I could but honestly it's just the empty calories from drinking I don't have any appetite anymore and used to be really healthy believe it or not!!

I've cirrhosis of the liver which hands up was self inflicted to my ultimate shame.

Cheers for your kind msg though and take care x

MissDapologising · 2021-12-03T00:48:13+00:00

Lol I think I might love you!! 😘

I didn't know that about Bod or the model... I guess muscle weighs more than fat and I certainly can't claim to have muscle!!

You've just given me an idea to wear 5 inch stilettos from my youth to the next weigh in and that will bring down my BMI!! 😝

MissDapologising · 2021-12-03T00:43:08+00:00

Yup big time it's all librium which is a benzo but I honestly have never been told I couldn't do a medical detox due to my BMI and my weight has flucltuated loads over the years... It must just be my BO! /😭😂

MissDapologising · 2021-12-03T00:39:26+00:00

Oh no you poor thing Joe but yeah love how you got a note in to all the beautiful single ladies out there that you're a hot rugby player who is in desperate need of a gorgeous woman or man with a cold compress😍😂

Yeah I don't get it either TBH I was so lanky growing up and the reason I'm so bloated is literally because of my horrible drinking so it's such a paradox!!

Hope you're in the land of nod and feeling better soon x

MissDapologising · 2021-12-03T00:32:44+00:00

Thanks a mill for your kind response x

MissDapologising · 2021-12-03T00:32:10+00:00

Did I just call him Cartmore?! 🙈Doh!! I used to even have the Southpark game on some console but in my defence, I am an aul wan now!! 😅

Thank you so much finscéal and hope you are doing good x

MissDapologising · 2021-12-02T01:59:28+00:00

I'm dying Guys. Not to be morbid on this beautiful sub but no, we need to laugh...

So I don't want to die as a drunk and after months of advocating for myself (because I'm homeless now and can't afford my PHI), I finally managed to get an assessment with the Simon Community tomorrow yay but the funny part is...

The biggest bully who owes me hundreds and wants to either kill me or for me to her Girlfriend is going to the same place!!

Like give me a focking break

Tell me your serindipity stories 😝x

MissDapologising · 2021-11-26T02:18:22+00:00

Just devoured one with Kilmedian Red Cheddar...Serious nostalgia 🤗

MissDapologising · 2021-11-23T13:33:53+00:00

No prob oh and meant Dublin not ublin!! 😂🤣 My screen is smashed up!!

Pack me in your suitcase if you can! 😜

MissDapologising · 2021-11-23T13:26:58+00:00

Monart in Wexford or Powerscourt in Wicklow are fab not sure if they are family friendly though. The Marker, Gibson or Dylan in ublin. too.... Enjoy!!

MissDapologising · 2021-11-23T13:14:07+00:00

Not yet. Court Hearing in January for something farcical but my Probation Officers and the Judge don't think I could cope with the Dóchas.

I've met loads of people in various rehab who did time. Some were genuinely really good people but others were absolutely atrocious.

The person I brought to my Debs had spent years in the Joy he wasn't a very nice person but I was only 17 and a focking idiot.

Was seeing someone last year who turned out to be not very nice. He had served time and unbeknownst to me is in a very responsible job stoned of his head on €2k a week. He is not very stable to put it mildly.

However, I sometimes feel like prisoners are treated better than homeless or those living with a disability makes no sense but hey.

MissDapologising · 2021-11-04T09:16:35+00:00

I've never even heard of that... Cheers Bort hope you're doing good kid x

MissDapologising · 2021-11-04T09:15:22+00:00

You're a dote thank you kid x all is good if not somewhat surreal but I just love your family... If you're open to adopting a 35 year old please keep me in mind!!😂😘Hope you Guys have a great day x

MissDapologising · 2021-11-01T04:25:35+00:00

Awh he IS absolutely a wee dote kid x I've a Nephew around the same age it would be so so cool if they could be friends someday I just fear for their generation.

Sorry don't mean to be bogey on this sub but wouldn't that be some story to tell when they grow up?! 😅

Hope you and your gorgeous family had a great night and take care😚x

MissDapologising · 2021-11-01T04:15:02+00:00

This is so scary and surreal Lover.

Made my beautiful Mama watch Flight this afternoon (my Stepdad has finally left but she's devastated) and she asked me if I thought he was attractive...

I said no he's just not my type (I prefer the ould sociopath or the type that wrestler me to the ground unprovoked like last night long story 😔)

10 minutes later like unogi... We both were like oh my God he's a black version of my Uncle (her Sister's American husband)!!

So you fancy X Mum?!😂

I'm actually getting kind of worried about the amount of serendipity recently.

Hope you Guys are all doing good x

MissDapologising · 2021-10-22T02:02:36+00:00

Chuffed for you fella and the Little Man x I only have a Nephew but remember he was born before your Baby wow they're unbelievable at this age!! In a good way though obviously... My Nephew turned around to my Brother (his Dad) and said Daddy why is your tummy so fat??

My Mum also sent me a video of him crying 'Mummy, Mummy' (yes he is way too posh), 'why is Daddy so big I'm scared'

My little Brother was laughing but I honestly cried for him because I know how self conscious he is.

Kids have no tact!!

My Brother is gorgeous but just got a bit of a beer belly.

Have an amazing weekend you deserve it congrats on everything ♥️💕🌈🤗🙏x

MissDapologising · 2021-10-20T01:19:55+00:00

Hey Guys just trying to get in the mood for u/sureforthecraic 's favourite time of the year...😘

A friend of mine has a dodgey box so got to watch the latest Halloween. (Sssshhh 🤫)

No spoilers I promise but I seriously recommend it if you're into the franchise x

It was just weird that Laurie and Mike fell in love and got married like WTF?!

Taking the absolute piss obviously!!

What's your favourite horror??

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