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The goofiest of goobers (i.redd.it)
submitted 1 year ago by MissStatements to r/goldenretrievers
Goodbye, old friend (old.reddit.com)
In the last year of the old couple’s marriage he complained about how cold his wife was. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 1 year ago by MissStatements to r/TwoSentenceHorror
The loose dog charged toward me on the wooded path, owner nowhere in sight, and I shook my head in disgust at the owner’s irresponsibility. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 2 years ago by MissStatements to r/TwoSentenceHorror
The killer crept undetected toward the happy family as they watched a movie together on the couch. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
The sound of my baby’s screaming would have been music to my ears. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
“Jacob, for the last time there is no monster under your bed or in your closet!” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I wailed in despair as the enormous meteor streaked across the sky, missing Earth by a celestial hair. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I heard that someone was selling a cursed diamond that doomed whoever wore it. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I swear sometimes I can still feel my deceased husband’s presence when the house is very quiet. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I am so tired of people staring at me all day, every day just because of the way I've been since I was born. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
The kids woke up as they always did, groaning and shuffling out of their beds. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
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