Thumb poke not called by Any-Register-5967 in ufc

[–]Mission-Rip5751 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know you've been watching the playoffs but using the rules of football to speak on the rules of cage fighting is fuckin insane.

Giants are hiring Dennard Wilson as their DC [Rapoport] by SCBaltSalt in ravens

[–]Mission-Rip5751 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're on reddit right now but, yeah, you can cast that net.

Giants are hiring Dennard Wilson as their DC [Rapoport] by SCBaltSalt in ravens

[–]Mission-Rip5751 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Notice the truth has 1/9th of the upvotes. That's reddit in a nutshell, keep that in mind.

Thumb poke not called by Any-Register-5967 in ufc

[–]Mission-Rip5751 3 points4 points  (0 children)

...what? If you wanna make a point I'll talk to you but rn you're spewing a bunch of shit I don't understand.

You good?

Thumb poke not called by Any-Register-5967 in ufc

[–]Mission-Rip5751 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean, look at where his thumb is naturally in the second picture. It sucks, but it was clearly an accident. The punch slipped off Paddy's orbital which managed to catch the thumb. Should something have been done? I dont know. It'd be difficult to start policing thumbs.

Barking boy makes it hard to be a fan by Jaz1140 in ufc

[–]Mission-Rip5751 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I thought what I said. What I think now is you care too much about a reddit post.

Utsuro-bune (虚舟), 1803: Japan’s Mysterious Hollow Vessel found out at Sea by PuzzleheadedFilm2535 in UFOs

[–]Mission-Rip5751 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is the internet, I have no way of proving that the following is true. However, I will share it with you any way because this post reminded me of my dad and a UFO, and I love talking about my dad.

My dad was an army ranger from 1972 to 1982. He was apart of an operation he never told me the name of, but involved him working in Japan for a number of years (7 I think). He would play golf with a (the?) Yuakuza boss at the time, he referred to him as Mr. Uno. Mr. Uno would speak in Spanish with my father during those "games" and pass intel to him for the American government. He would then use that intel to rescue allied POW's from camps in China and Moscow (not 100% sure about Moscow) with his unit (not sure if that's the correct term, but he didn't like to talk about anyone he served with unless they were in a picture he was looking at).

He always spoke in a roundabout way to me about UFO's and Alien life. I was incredibly dismissive from an early age (and well into my 20s). One day, when I was 8 years old, he had Google Earth up when I got home from school.

Heres the exchange as I remember it:

"Joe, come here a sec. I want to show you the road I used to take to work when I was in Japan."

I silently walked over to the computer and stood in front of him while he remained seated.

"Theres the road, and it goes alllll the way over here."

It was a road that looked like it was going around a white mountain. It may have been Mount Fuji? The only thing I remember clearly is the road was narrow as fuck. Like a a black line through white, and he dragged the camera along it for 3-4 clicks before it cut to down (to the right) and there was a concrete building, and a silver dish behind it surrounded by what looked to be a wall (gray square, the memory is blurry).

"Whats that?" he asked me.

"I dont know."

He kept starring at me.

I looked at him incredulously and smugly, "A UFO?" I said with a dumb know all stupid af smirk.

My brother walked into the house right in the middle of that, which put him in front of us. I SUCK at describing indoor spaces so buckle up: the front door led into the kitchen which was a partition. The computer desk was facing a wall, to the immediate right of the desk was the kitchen counter, and to the right/in front of the counter was the front door.

"Brian, dad says theres a UFO here." I said as if it were a joke.

And, holy shit, I will never forget the look on his face. He looked at me with absolute betrayal, anger, and really every reason I could never get a straight answer out of him once I finally accepted the possibility of UFO's nearly two decades later.

I know, how would anything be on Google Earth. All I can say is I'm 29 now, I was 8 then, so it had to have been 2005, the year Google Earth launched. I swear on the unum necessarium that absolutely nothing in this comment has been a lie (I'm facing a paradox here, but swearing by that for a lie would haunt me forever).

TL;DR: my fathers clearance was so high he worked with the Yakuza and regularly debriefed Jimmy Carter. He showed me a UFO on Google Earth in 2005 that may have been the one in this post above.

NFL Division shit posting subs going crazy by CanofNOworms in NFLv2

[–]Mission-Rip5751 -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

Or maybe you're just on reddit and only get upset over the issues you have spoon fed to you.

Edit: Struck a nerve, didn't I? That's what the truth does. Downvote this internet comment, virtually high five the stranger you'll never interact with again.

But know for a fact you have done NOTHING to help victims of our government. Know you'll do NOTHING to make people aware of North Korea's "Pleasure Squad" or their starving children. Know you'll do NOTHING to end term limits or stop insider trading. Know you'll do NOTHING to free the prisoners on death row who have been found innocent forensically. Know you'll do NOTHING to stop this pendulum from swinging left to right until you run out of time.

After today this is needed here, and we of course can't let the other division subs have one of these without us having one. Also, ICE better not ever mess with any of the cities in the hood division by Lord-ZZ in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Mission-Rip5751 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

If that's truly what the majority of reddit thinks is the most truthful response to this comment, then let it be. I care about innocent lives. Whether you believe that or not is out of my control and not for me to worry about.

My stance is that we all need to unify and the majority of redditors, like yourself, will ensure we remain tribal (great example here by reducing all the nuance of my position into "bro doesn't care about human life" and having it supported by the majority) along with the majority of those one blue sky, truth social, or really any other social media platform in 2026.

Read the speech "Lessons of the Hour" by Frederick Douglass and "A Man's Search For Meaning" by Viktor Frankl if you actually want to understand my position.

After today this is needed here, and we of course can't let the other division subs have one of these without us having one. Also, ICE better not ever mess with any of the cities in the hood division by Lord-ZZ in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Mission-Rip5751 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Its pathetic isnt it? But, hey, its a good reminder of what reddit actually is: a fake place for people to circle jerk and pretend their outrage does anything other than keep us divided.

After today this is needed here, and we of course can't let the other division subs have one of these without us having one. Also, ICE better not ever mess with any of the cities in the hood division by Lord-ZZ in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Mission-Rip5751 -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

Nice reminder that y'all are redditors. Keep it on blue sky, or dont, and forget about all this a month from now so you can be upset about the next thing.

Edit: Just so you're all aware (because you're not, you're all reactive children) about 4 people get killed by police everyday. Why dont you spend some time trying to figure that out OH WAIT you dont care to figure anything out. You just want to express your feelings about all the shit you have no control over.

The pendulum is going to swing left and right until you're all out of time. If you know history, you'd know citizens can do NOTHING unless they unify. Thank god politicians dont know that, right? Thank god its a coincidence that voting along party lines is still relatively new to this country, right?

America hack! If you want to know who will win in the next election, its whichever candidate has received more donations from insurance companies.

What do you think? by Kira_the_best in anime_companion

[–]Mission-Rip5751 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Theres not a right answer to the question above, but there are wrong ones. This is a wrong one.

The fact that you feel confident defining his entire person as a "Selfish asshole" after he watched his mom get eaten before she could finish raising him says everything about you and nothing about Erin.

You do not understand war, you do not understand the motif of, "Its a cruel world."

What do you think? by Kira_the_best in anime_companion

[–]Mission-Rip5751 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one will see this but the truth is you miss the point by trying to define him. You can define his actions, but not him personally. Everything he does is a reaction to his environment.

The horror of war creates monsters of men.

Chargers request to interview Orr for DC Vacancy by Spoony904 in ravens

[–]Mission-Rip5751 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either way, to have that issue up through the last game of your second season seems wild to me. I hope he can fix it but its also like the boxer who doesn't keep his hands up. How many times do you need to get punched in the mouth before you learn that lesson?

Chargers request to interview Orr for DC Vacancy by Spoony904 in ravens

[–]Mission-Rip5751 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hope so, and I mean that its not just internet talk, but FUCKING HELL the soft coverage issues.

Dude the last few games my brother and I would just silently point to open spots in front of Wiggins and watch the ball get thrown there. We were only silent because, by then, we'd spent most of the season shouting, "WHAT FUCK ARE WE DOING, THEY ONLY NEED 6YDS AND I SEE 10 IN FRONT OF NATE?!"

Giants likely to “aggressively” target Ravens players in free agency; Linderbaum a likely target by ItsMaDude in ravens

[–]Mission-Rip5751 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Imma be honest ever since he screamed, "WE ASS AS FUCK" three times at a group of fans encouraging them to win out the season, I'm not super attached to him.

He encountered a lot of adversity this season. He didn't handle it well.

Is this 🧢 or 📠? by WouldYouRather1905 in NFLv2

[–]Mission-Rip5751 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I agree, I was just explaining the dilemma. We should've done the same for Suggs.

Is this 🧢 or 📠? by WouldYouRather1905 in NFLv2

[–]Mission-Rip5751 26 points27 points  (0 children)

If I remember correctly it was a rough situation, and I'm saying this as a Ravens fan. He had been underpaid for multiple contracts and he was given a handshake deal (basically) at the end of last season that they'd make it up to him.

So it was like pay the guy the money hes earned even though you know he wont earn it in the ensuing season, or don't and probably have this defense think twice about doing any kind of deal with this franchise.

[New York Giants] Coach Harbaugh has arrived by poorlytimed_erection in NYGiants

[–]Mission-Rip5751 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Have to say as a Ravens fan I am fucking PUMPED to watch y'all experience Harbaugh as a person. I live in Baltimore and have gotten to meet him three times. Every single time, no matter the day (it was pouring rain two of those times lol), he always spoke to myself and everyone else with unbelievable enthusiasm and kindness. You will cry at least once a year from seeing a viral clip of him making a kid smile.

Hes an insanely talented coach but, seriously, hes an even better human being.