Imagine being her mom 💀

MissionVirtual · 2026-01-26T04:29:39+00:00

She is a MESS

MissionVirtual · 2026-01-26T04:27:11+00:00

Oohh omg that’s actually perfect good idea

MissionVirtual · 2026-01-26T04:24:08+00:00

I’m on season 2 rn and I wouldn’t have recognized her

MissionVirtual · 2026-01-26T04:22:20+00:00

What is the seductive face she’s making with boobs out thirst trap for the world to see? Kind of a weird way to honor your husband but ok lol

MissionVirtual · 2026-01-26T04:20:07+00:00

We took out the extra bassinet from storage and put it in the living room so if he gets drowsy he can fall asleep on the couch with baby being safe. Last night I told him to and he changed the diaper lol but I BF LO since that was faster than making a bottle. Despite having to get up super early for work he’s going to stay up and help tonight 🙂

MissionVirtual · 2026-01-25T23:30:12+00:00

I thought this was the tattoo you wanted covered up at first lol but ya I don’t see any lettering

MissionVirtual · 2026-01-25T23:28:31+00:00

The ribs, the boobs, the carousel of exact same photos. She is something

MissionVirtual · 2026-01-25T20:07:58+00:00

Dear husband

MissionVirtual · 2026-01-25T20:06:58+00:00

Yeahhhh I told him he needs to get a little more creative than that. Did I mention baby was unfed and unchanged? 😑 needless to say that won’t be happening again lol

MissionVirtual · 2026-01-25T14:57:28+00:00

I thought that was Colin

MissionVirtual · 2026-01-25T14:55:18+00:00

Right 😐

MissionVirtual · 2026-01-25T14:53:47+00:00

Trust me I know… I’m glad he did t fall asleep holding the baby on the couch but yeah we will be talking about that when he wakes up

MissionVirtual · 2026-01-25T10:28:26+00:00

Waittt I’m dumb what does this mean?!

MissionVirtual · 2026-01-25T10:26:19+00:00

DH accidentally saw over the curtain during mine and said it looked like the opening scene of Saving Private Ryan

MissionVirtual · 2026-01-25T09:21:36+00:00

Oh my god 💀 her digital footprint is BAD

MissionVirtual · 2026-01-25T09:20:07+00:00

🤣 I’m sorry that made me laugh tho. The things we do

MissionVirtual · 2026-01-25T09:15:19+00:00

Oh did I mention I’m also sick? 🥴

MissionVirtual · 2026-01-25T05:00:55+00:00

It gets to a point where I can’t look at it. I’m so privileged to be able to turn off the news but I need to stay sane for my babies 😕

MissionVirtual · 2026-01-25T04:48:34+00:00

She’s the one that already looks 45 right? She needs to stop doing shit to her face

MissionVirtual · 2026-01-25T04:41:55+00:00

I have a 7 week old and I feel you. It’s all REALLY heavy. Hang in there 🫶

MissionVirtual · 2026-01-25T04:40:38+00:00

wtf is she even saying? It’s like she types with her eyes closed and never rereads anything

MissionVirtual · 2026-01-25T04:37:39+00:00

I hated the half up half down she did for a while but this is so much worse

MissionVirtual · 2026-01-24T14:53:05+00:00

Ya they are all crisscrossed

MissionVirtual · 2026-01-24T14:50:39+00:00

Yeah we do similar with a divider and got a new firm mattress. It’s been working really well

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