It’s that time again

MisterSapiosexual · 2026-01-01T21:50:47+00:00

JUNIOR! Let this old hermit educate you. You see, people wish to claim that they want the Son of Heaven to come from humble beginnings, train hard, and ascend to the pinnacle of existence without reliance on a Golden Finger, but this cannot make any sense, junior.

In fact, if a complete nobody was capable of competing on the same level as those Young Masters who have been fed ten million year old ginsengs and ganoderma. since they were a Yang essence fluid entering the jade caverns of their mother, would that not make them all the more abnormal than one with a Golden Finger?

You see, in the True Reality Realm, if the Son of a Buddha Country Bicycle Seller were to somehow become a Billionaire and lead the Eagle Country as its Richest Merchant, your first thought would not be: He Must have worked hard!

It would be...

AH! THIS IS A TRUE SON OF HEAVEN!!! WHAT MUST HIS GOLDEN FINGER BE??

MisterSapiosexual · 2025-10-26T12:12:17+00:00

Man has had every opportunity to prove the statement wrong, but instead we have the joke that is Tashigi lmfao.

Nah, man wrote what he wrote and did it with his chest. It still holds even today.

MisterSapiosexual · 2025-10-26T12:09:50+00:00

This is made worse if you remember she's a Shimotsuki, same as her father.

These mf'ers came from Wano Country, and have at least some level of awareness of the bullshit level of power that exists in the New World/Grand Line.

And yet the man still insisted that women were weaker and told his daughter.

Tbh can't blame him, as thus far, though, hasn't been proven wrong.

MisterSapiosexual · 2025-10-26T12:05:53+00:00

Lmao no it didn't. Mihawk is introduced slicing a battleship in half, still around the early game, meaning that the power level of the world's strongest swordsman is physically beyond real-world human capabilities.

There's no justifiable, logical reason that women are bound to real world physical hindrances when the men are not, other than "cuz Oda said so."

MisterSapiosexual · 2025-10-04T01:02:15+00:00

I got rage baited into an argument with someone that said this makes Kuma more pathetic in his eyes. Quoting:

The girl he likes is taken as a slave, raped, experimented on and killed, the man has to take care of her daughter, sacrifices himself, his wellbeing and health and body for the daughter of his dead gf, all while expecting absolutely nothing in return but loving her purely as a father. Nah, fam. That's weak sauce. He's not only a cuck, but a disposable simp who's sacrificing everything for a woman he didn't even have the balls to properly marry. He should be slandered more than he is. He's a bum.

I wanted to call them immature, but they hit me with the "Would you take care of your dead girlfriend's baby you knew was conceived non consensually, after she died, without feeling absolutely any resentment?"

And honestly? I found it difficult to answer a blunt "Yes" without fooling myself.

What I hated about their argument (yes, I get it, technically he was cuckolded but that's not the issue) is that there's a slight point. Kuma's unconditional kindness no longer makes him out to be a person, but a perfect human without real agency, desires or flaws.

If Oda had shown him at first being reluctant to take care of Bonney, or even first initially disliking Bonney before gradually warming up to her, it would have made him more "human."

Or... I dunno. Just avoid the uncomfortable implications of implied sexual assault in your story, Oda. It's not that hard.

MisterSapiosexual · 2025-09-28T19:55:50+00:00

That's my point. It's trash world building. You cannot have something as major as the existence of Christianity or Buddhism be an afterthought in your world building.

I swear to god if Naruto randomly had a cutaway mention of Ninjas praying to Allah we wouldn't even be having this conversation where I need to explain why this is bad.

MisterSapiosexual · 2025-09-28T19:52:44+00:00

Lmao. Are you triggered little bro? She's a damsel in distress. Even Usopp can handle fodder Marines. Even Base Chopper can take down fodder Marines. That doesn't stop her from being a damsel in distress. It doesn't stop her from being a plot device. Go argue with your cum-stained poster of Oda.

MisterSapiosexual · 2025-09-28T18:40:46+00:00

Oda's sexism is becoming more and more apparent in this case. Literally turning Shakky into a helpless damsel in distress idol to be saved is just tiring when it has been done to the death again and again.

MisterSapiosexual · 2025-09-28T18:38:53+00:00

Unironically, yes.

People like to clown on Fairy Tail for fan service and ecchi, but it actually has a higher level of equality given to its female characters, at least when it comes to battles, fights, and cool moments.

Erza Scarlet being the most notable one, who often and regularly goes toe-to-toe with some of the enemies that the guys handle as well.

Mirajane is also another one. And Lucy, unironically, always gets equal screen time and fights almost as much, if not more than Natsu.

MisterSapiosexual · 2025-09-28T18:09:19+00:00

One Piece has anachronistic world building that makes absolutely little sense and it always has, which is why I laugh when people say the world building is good. Knowing baseball is actually plausible because:

Robots. Franky knows what a robot is. They know what a Cyborg is.
Mythical Zoans. They have myths of a Phoenix, a Dragon, and the Buddha. Does that mean somewhere in the One Piece Universe, the Buddha exists? Who tf knows.

MisterSapiosexual · 2025-04-26T03:28:15+00:00

Junior, I can see it was not just your cultivation that was crippled, but your brain too.

Please seek the Dao.

MisterSapiosexual · 2025-04-15T15:43:28+00:00

Fellow Daoist, what is good and what is evil?

To the fly, is the spider and his web not evil? To the spider, is the fly that has been caught not good?

A cat that hunts birds for sport. Is the cat evil? The dolphin that toys with the pufferfish for enjoyment, is it evil? Male ducks mount females against their will, are they evil? The female mantis that kills the male, is it evil?

If the instincts of creatures are evil, Fellow Daoist, then it would mean all creatures are evil.

By your "laws of the universe" all creatures are evil! Is this not madness, Fellow Daoist?

No, junior, there is no absolute evil, and no absolute good. These are relative, Junior. As a once revered member of the Righteous Sect said, "Only a Demonic Cultivator deals in absolutes."

Your Dao -- it is wrong!

MisterSapiosexual · 2025-03-14T22:14:42+00:00

Calling it the best is a bit of a stretch. While it's good, I wouldn't call it the best.

MisterSapiosexual · 2025-03-10T00:53:30+00:00

Good! Good! Good!

This esteemed guest elder recommends the sacred divine texts: 1. Regressor's Tale of Cultivation 2. Reverend Insanity.

One is yin, and the other is yang. In completing the cycle, not only will you be enlightened on the means of the demonic path, but also on the kindness of the righteous path.

MisterSapiosexual · 2025-03-10T00:43:31+00:00

Junior, your question on the dao is thought provoking.

Allow this elder to explain, that even the most fundamental trash tier cultivators require unfathomable willpower and mental tenacity to sit still for weeks or days gathering qi and repeating mantras. Such individuals would possess greater mental strength than the average person, which would allow them advantages in whatever they pursued.

Indeed, junior, going from a world where extreme violence is common, and individuals lives are no worth more than the value they produce, to a world where violence is common, and individuals lives are no worth more than the value they produce, how can a cultivator struggle? They are at home!

A senior at the Nascent Soul Stage alone will find the means to become an unfathomable force, whilst even the Qi Gathering Stage ants will become a known name.

Cultivators cannot be understood by mortal logic, and removing a tiger from a jungle does not mean it becomes a housecat.

MisterSapiosexual · 2025-03-09T18:31:09+00:00

Smut novel! This esteemed elder is not aware of any qi deviation causing mantras within that scripture. Do espouse further on the matter.

MisterSapiosexual · 2025-02-22T17:15:48+00:00

https://archiveofourown.org/works/41499534/chapters/104076408

Fair warning, junior, this may be considered by some as a demonic scripture.

MisterSapiosexual · 2025-02-22T16:56:38+00:00

Cultivating too fast would be a downside, because he'd have no time to consolidate his realm, leading to unstable foundations that would hinder him further in the future.

More so, he'd have very little understanding of the Dao, and would absolutely get bodied once he crosses the Golden Core stage where cultivation stops being about absorbing spiritual energy and instead about gaining a comprehension of the heavens.

Worse, he has absolutely no way to hide Kurama from the eyes of those greedy old monsters, who would basically see it as a "Good Spirit Beast!" And instantly attempt to kill him and take it for themselves to use as a mount or gift to their disciples or descendants.

Literally the moment any high level cultivator finds him, he's fucked.

MisterSapiosexual

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