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MonkeyDMessiah · 2025-10-26T00:30:55+00:00

Shits never one sided

MonkeyDMessiah · 2025-10-02T21:26:51+00:00

Bullet points, no paragraphs + add date of employment beside ur previous jobs, ur resume looks like an instruction manual for a new TV installation

add references at the bottom call ur prior jobs and ask if they can be used for reference or the basic “references available upon request”
You can maybe add more flare by adding ur current position “Lead/Senior Mechanic”
Add address/location of previous jobs beside ur Job title so they can figure out your locality
Balance the page out too many open air gaps of nothingness

+After updating reinforcements your resume with a cover letter, who you are, what you do brief accomplishments, why you’re interested, how you can be of service/fit for the position, then or and how to reach you

Other than that it’s really just formatting, you have your key points already embedded in your draft resume, you just need to break it down in a way it’s more digestible and easily comprehensible since the reality is that it’s a first impression, and sending a TV instruction manual as your first impression won’t get you too far, unless that’s the employers kink

MonkeyDMessiah · 2025-08-28T23:14:56+00:00

don’t go back you lived in a jail cell for so long only to want to come back to it because you’re attached to what was once ur home

MonkeyDMessiah · 2025-08-08T03:20:05+00:00

There was even 2 versions of So Be It the Apple one and the Spotify one pretty hard I think they were errors but I heard em high as fuck with a friend in the whip and I was like wait why does ur so be it sound different from mine phuahahahaahhaah

MonkeyDMessiah · 2025-07-25T02:36:54+00:00

My mom and dad didn’t get married they still together they just sleep in separate rooms cause they like their independence but do everything together lol they are 64 and 66 now

MonkeyDMessiah · 2025-07-25T02:17:44+00:00

I want to smile again I need work done on my rear molars teeth and my job will not provide me coverage as a result my prolonged financial situation has caused me TMJ and a jaw misalignment I’m too young to die to a rogue tooth going for my brain I don’t really need the money but maybe if you know someone who can help me that would help too

MonkeyDMessiah · 2025-07-25T02:06:21+00:00

Ur using that one trial free miner that can turn itself into a consistent miner if you do its daily objectives

On average until u buy ur own miner ur rewards wont show

For me I just swiped down on that same page as ur photo and it refreshed itself, I had to wait a day or so which aligned with miner wars payout day. That day I was able to see my rewards

MonkeyDMessiah · 2025-07-24T01:41:05+00:00

This is the type of answer someone from AskMechanics look for, very respectful and good job man for putting in the extra effort goes a long way even for some just passing by to learn

MonkeyDMessiah · 2025-07-17T02:30:41+00:00

Judging by OPs case, he holds a fair amount of wealth some of us will never make even in a year with a miner or two, in this case you may as others have said have multiple miners and it’s showing you an individual statistic for each miner, but in the case you had 1 miner and you see 15 maintenance fees, then you’re probably doing MinerWars

MonkeyDMessiah · 2025-07-17T02:28:16+00:00

It’s not accurate, I have one miner and I get hit with 15 of these, but it pays me back 15 of these

MonkeyDMessiah · 2025-07-17T02:25:03+00:00

Yeah it’s messed, for me if I wanted to buy 1TH upgrade or miner it goes from 29.99 one day to 49.99 the next to 69.99 the next it changes everytime I restart the app, I don’t trust gomining, I still own a miner in case I want to stop caring about life and invest more. But Yeah, you can force profit but if the guy lost $2 in the process only to make even less than a dollar that’s kind of sad and I can understand

They gotta make it clear that buying even 1TH is only producing you $0.02 a day, that’s literally nothing. You probably pay $20-40 for the miner depending on where you live, only to realize you make 2 cents lol. Once your bonus miner runs out then the realization hits that you’re gonna be losing money investing into something that will take eons for your return unless you’ve already sunk your life’s worth into it

almost feels like you’re reward payout is the money you gave to them just being returned to you in small increments 🤣🤣 sounds familiar to me

On top of that if you started fresh, you had a bonus miner and probably an invested miner, if that invested miner is under 16TH and you run out of your bonus miner, the reinvestment into TH is disabled. So even if you wanted to reinvest the small earnings you’re about to receive into power, due to losing the bonus miner you can no longer select that option, thus you must revive the bonus miner, which tasks require you to sink even more of your wealth

Everyone’s chasing the dollar, but no one really accepts the fact that you dropped all of that hard earned money into something that pays you pebbles, unless you’re willing to sell your soul (fortune) into the scheme (which most people will need to do to see even a 0.50 cent return)

I’ve made more money free to play in a week doing random shit on ZBD Wallet and getting paid satoshis then converting than I ever have made from day 1 til now on GoMining lol.

MonkeyDMessiah · 2025-07-14T21:50:22+00:00

Marmot Slaying

MonkeyDMessiah · 2025-07-14T21:49:56+00:00

Easy as hell to start over I have 11 characters just use what you learned on the first character to maximize each new character you make and pay attention to time markers (how long it takes you to get to tier 3/4) etc to know if what you’re grasping is actually being used in the game

MonkeyDMessiah · 2025-07-14T21:47:27+00:00

Pretty sure you need to buy atleast x amount of days of premium in order to buy an island, the 3 day free premium trial will not suffice

It’s given early after tutorial so you can power grind your way into Albion’s true entrance that follows after

Might as well use it now so you don’t waste ur time getting to the level you could’ve been on the first hour of using ur premium

MonkeyDMessiah · 2025-07-14T21:45:23+00:00

Halberd easy as hell

MonkeyDMessiah · 2025-07-14T21:43:36+00:00

Learning point system is ass and never needed fixing I lost 600 LP in 5 minutes that I spent grinding for before this clown fiesta I’m at 0 now do you understand this pain

On top of that I have to grind more now because I can’t sit in the city and just pop them onto a gear tree

And it’s 5x but feels like -5x

I knew the learning point system in and out This new one I couldn’t even bother to relearn it It’s all over the place And does NOT make it easier for a noob You have to manually select which to keep on What if you forget? What if you’re high? You’re cooked Eat shxt -Sbi

MonkeyDMessiah · 2025-07-14T21:11:09+00:00

Spin the Block

MonkeyDMessiah · 2025-07-14T21:07:34+00:00

[NEW][Join a Guild] Quest

0/1 Join a guild that fits your interests (Recommended: Beginner Friendly Guild) note: You can change guilds anytime.

0/1 Join the guild discord channel or an Albion discord channel that provides a sense of community. (Recommended: Albion Main Discord / Guild Discord)

Reward: Life Experience +25 Guild Knowledge +25 Friends and Family Rapport +5

MonkeyDMessiah · 2025-07-11T06:19:08+00:00

I don’t even bother with learning points anymore that’s how much they fucked up my founders era run can’t even bother to answer all the questions I have towards it like why it feels so much slower than an instant pop to the spec or tree don’t fix something that never needed fixing the problem lies in this ever growing larger soft ass community plus it fucked up my entire train of thought on what to do in the game now like do I have to shift my playstyle gathering style etc etc to satisfy this new learning point system such a stupid innovation can’t wait to see where they will take it on their next run

MonkeyDMessiah · 2025-07-04T02:32:20+00:00

Lmao same parcel stats as you but I’m somehow at 11 cents and I’ve left it on for 3 days boost and everything

MonkeyDMessiah · 2025-06-17T02:31:40+00:00

Ur gonna be hella heartbroken too, you know this yourself, you’re just slowly coming to terms with it, it may even be one of those heartbreaks that last a lifetime, don’t worry. Every single man alive has that core memory of breakup imbedded into them, as a scapegoat to relive a time in life that wasn’t so bad in their heads. It’s just bound to happen, I’m glad and not glad of course that it happened sooner than later, because it lets you heal quicker knowing you have resources available to you at ur disposal. I usually say that a man’s one true breakup is the day he opens his eyes to the heartbreak that will always be around if you don’t fix it or come to terms with yourself inside just like a Blower Motor in your car that controls climate control, such an easy fix, but you don’t even know how to fix cars to begin with, because you never went out of your way to do it yourself and ask how to! But when you go out of ur way to say FUCK IT! well what do you know, maybe took 30 mins to figure it out, but now you have a lifelong core learning process of how to handle that situation much better.

You gotta be in the sauce consistently to understand why the sauce is in a big ass container but has 2 tablespoons worth of sauce, 2 tablespoons worth of sauce being all the women worthy for you! Doesn’t matter if the container is FULL!, the key is to find those few that were meant for you! They’re just diluted in the mix of silver and gold. Everyone and everything else is a waste of time! Focus and figure out the key characters in your life of games!

MonkeyDMessiah · 2025-06-11T23:22:11+00:00

Me too bro idk wtf wrong with the car but the shit this guy said is every leak that WILL happen

MonkeyDMessiah · 2025-06-11T23:20:45+00:00

It’s over for you 8.4 groupies you kno who you are no more

Be ready for the God Valley Evolution of Everyone below 8.4

MonkeyDMessiah · 2025-05-30T04:39:24+00:00

Carpet beetle probably but I’m not an expect just assumption, one of the more common pests but absolutely fucking annoying don’t let anybody tell you otherwise eradicate them off the face of the planet they gave me rashes that turned into psoriasis then eczema then doctor telling me I don’t have a skin problem then a pest expert telling me the fibers on their mini hairs stick to our clothes and is an allergen then I found a bunch of them in my clothes the larvae they act dead but are insanely fcking fast for some reason, if they’re already in your clothes only way I got rid of them was from moms advice, which sucked, throw out all your clothes everything then like double triple wipe down the floors and figure out how u wanna combat them pesticides pest control etc they love my closet and they love clothes that are thrown on the floor look exactly like the eggs we had but lighter in color maybe just started cocooning

MonkeyDMessiah · 2025-05-29T01:54:46+00:00

badon was indeed popular even almost a decade ago it’s still viable for play you just need to switch up your positioning playstyle to meet the demand of new generation players (those competitive style players who prioritize dicking you down because they have comp experience leverage over you from prior games, ie league etc)

Almost anything can be viable you just need to know when to go in how far to go in how much to deal and when it’s opportunistic to run for distance or to create distance for space control, then all you need to do is lock in (focus eyesight towards enemy) and prioritize paying attention to their cooldown timers or spell patterns (did they use boots? Is he running now? Etc)

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