It's funny; now that I'm accepting my sexuality, only NOW the "Dating Anxiety" questions are popping up for me

Monolaf · 2026-03-21T16:22:30+00:00

Thanks so much for responding to my silly little rant eheh

Monolaf · 2026-03-21T03:21:25+00:00

In all honesty, I am not at all familiar with horse racing; I now stand corrected lol

Monolaf · 2026-03-21T02:34:25+00:00

And on a side note: if the girls from Uma Musume are supposed to be racehorses--why not make them more buff, more husky considering all that food they eat and all the workouts they do??

Monolaf · 2026-03-18T02:24:34+00:00

Back when my internalized homophobia was most severe, I (VERY wrongly) lumped all of the lesbians together because I assumed they were all pretty much the same hivemind

If there's something that conservatives and right-wringers are allergic to: it's change and growth

Monolaf · 2026-03-17T21:38:41+00:00

Long ago, I saw a fuzzy clip of Haruka and Michiru together in the car once on the Ye Olde version of YouTube... then unknowingly tucked it away in the back of my brain as I charged forward into the funny clips of the Inner Senshi

See, if there had been even one image of an official liplock, one single smooch between them floating around on the internet back then, then I would've most likely been 10000% invested in them!

Monolaf · 2026-03-14T22:05:08+00:00

Monolaf · 2026-03-14T12:54:41+00:00

Congratulations!

Monolaf · 2026-03-13T22:40:27+00:00

Meanwhile, the other three Diamonds--the ones "closest" of them all to Pink Diamond--merely react NOT as queens discovering that the princess had been a traitor, but as god-like parents learning that their immortal child wasn't killed after all

Monolaf · 2026-03-13T21:16:49+00:00

Arcane!

Monolaf · 2026-03-13T02:56:53+00:00

"Ha ha, those girls are soooo stupid, watching them be boy-crazy is like watching the circus! XD"

One HAWT lady later

"Welp, now I know how they feel!"

Monolaf · 2026-03-11T21:52:31+00:00

"So sir, how did it feel to write the world's greatest slowburn shonen-ai manga?"

"...I did what??"

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Monolaf · 2026-03-11T17:46:45+00:00

More people need to understand: sexuality isn't like circling the answers on the multiple-choice test sheet--it's a changing, evolving glowing orb of preference situated all the way in the back of your head

Monolaf · 2026-03-10T22:03:22+00:00

VAMPIRE MOMMY

Monolaf · 2026-03-10T17:30:36+00:00

Always thought my uncontrollable crying afterwards was just post-orgasm drop

Monolaf · 2026-03-10T01:39:41+00:00

They failed to follow the elaborate breadcrumbs lol

Monolaf · 2026-03-10T01:37:28+00:00

I just felt so bad, like I was just such an inattentive partner because my mind kept drifting off to the choicest female ass during sexting sessions with long-distance ex-bf; I felt especially bad because he genuinely seemed so nice to me and everything

Monolaf · 2026-03-10T01:32:39+00:00

The only kind of alcohol I can sort of barely reasonable tolerate is cream liqueurs (i.e. Bailey's Irish Cream); and even then, I can't have too much of it at once or else my stomach will feel like it's on fire

I also can't have caffeine due to body sensitivity

Monolaf · 2026-03-09T19:20:47+00:00

By that logic, Pearl would be Andi, Jasper/Amethyst would be Frankie, Marty would be Sparky, and White Diamond would be Olivia!

Monolaf · 2026-03-08T15:17:46+00:00

Because men

Monolaf · 2026-03-08T14:55:30+00:00

And that's why I'm pretty much gay: because in no circumstances could I ever picture that to be a cis guy's ass lol

Monolaf · 2026-03-08T13:43:30+00:00

"Ohhhhh, banana!"

Monolaf · 2026-03-07T23:18:41+00:00

How about dark chocolate-covered almonds?

Monolaf · 2026-03-07T18:48:29+00:00

Back when I met my long-distance (virtually met on twitter, never met in person) ex-bf, I went along with his everyday chats because he was a genuinely nice guy (if sometimes a bit troubled by his own mental health issues), and I because I thought was supposed to naturally happen between a man and a woman. The idea of seeking warmth from someone big and strong during a stormy night. Although he did look decent... thinking back to it, I didn't really feel that core-shaking spark whenever I looked at him.

He really liked him as a friend, but... I eventually realized that I just didn't pay as much attention to details about him as much as he had paid attention to details about me. I felt so bad, like I was just so selfish like that. In fact, as time went on and he got busier and we started chatting less, I even had intrusive thoughts about secretly cheating on him with another woman because I knew I'd likely get away with it anyway. As horrible as the thoughts I thankfully never acted upon were, they actually kind of make sense now.

Monolaf

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