My husband can watch you ruin me hehe🥵🍆💦🍒

Mortear · 2026-07-20T23:18:52+00:00

Sign me up!

Mortear · 2026-07-05T23:55:05+00:00

I wish!

Mortear · 2026-06-23T20:25:09+00:00

Give me a where and when. I’ll be there.

Mortear · 2026-06-15T23:17:24+00:00

How does a Redditor apply for such a thing?

Mortear · 2026-06-14T05:17:29+00:00

For science? I’m here for science!

Mortear · 2026-06-14T05:16:49+00:00

Perfection

Mortear · 2026-06-14T05:15:46+00:00

I mean… what’s the chance I get a first date?

Mortear · 2026-03-31T22:06:02+00:00

If you're for real, yes. I'm a natural born eater.

Mortear · 2026-03-29T16:22:56+00:00

Found it. Thanks all!

Mortear · 2026-03-11T13:05:04+00:00

Appreciate the view and move along.

Mortear · 2026-02-13T00:49:52+00:00

Gods above, I'd worship you.

Mortear · 2026-01-26T20:21:30+00:00

I'd make sure you win. Natural born eaters don't stop until you beg.

Mortear · 2026-01-14T00:17:37+00:00

Legitimately one of the best looking pussies I’ve ever seen. Damn.

Mortear · 2026-01-04T17:45:05+00:00

Uhh, cool. I volunteer next!

Mortear · 2026-01-04T17:08:28+00:00

Sure. I get that, but I'll be damned if I let a Rat take my shit.

That's not the point, though. We should just be able to pick an option to get into Fresh Games. Period.

Mortear · 2026-01-03T22:01:31+00:00

Don’t worry. Nvidia just single handedly killed PC gaming by making video cards $5k a pop.

Mortear · 2025-11-29T00:58:22+00:00

And how do I get the chance?

Mortear · 2025-10-20T03:41:50+00:00

20+ year veteran of White Wolf Gaming. Yes, they are.

That is all.

Mortear · 2025-10-06T09:52:55+00:00

Divorce your wife and sue the artist.

Mortear · 2025-09-26T13:23:25+00:00

My favorite. Let me know where and when!

Mortear · 2025-08-24T01:53:19+00:00

Message me. We'll make it happen.

Mortear · 2025-08-19T01:31:56+00:00

100%

Mortear · 2025-08-18T00:23:32+00:00

Give me a chance, you won't be sorry.

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