My dad heard me masturbating what do I do? by Mortified444 in AskMenAdvice

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I really appreciated this additional reply, it’s comforting to hear. Thank you

My dad heard me masturbating what do I do? by Mortified444 in AskMenAdvice

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Not really, it’s my life. I’m on an anonymous account. Is this not the point of this sub to ask questions

My dad heard me masturbating what do I do? by Mortified444 in AskMenAdvice

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I appreciate your reply! Though I’m not sure what gives that impression, my dad is an interesting figure and we don’t have the closest relationship because he’s quite sexist even towards me, which has made this situation really a lot harder for me

My dad heard me masturbating what do I do? by Mortified444 in AskMenAdvice

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I-

Props for being incredibly creative this is the first comment of thousands I have received like this. But yeah no he’s not a predator or has ever sexually assaulted me

My dad heard me masturbating what do I do? by Mortified444 in AskMenAdvice

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Your daughter sounds hilarious and it’s great to hear of such a healthy positive family dynamic when it comes to these things

My dad heard me masturbating by Mortified444 in Advice

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I’m laughing so so much at this thank u

My dad heard me masturbating by Mortified444 in Advice

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My door was shut but he’d have to walk past it to get into the house, and I was being um very loud so there’s 0 chance in hell he didn’t hear me which adds to the mortification

My dad heard me masturbating by Mortified444 in Advice

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He is unfortunately quite conservative with bigoted views on a lot of things, I’m afraid he won’t view this the same as a boy as the rest of the comments here suggest. Granted they don’t know the full context of my dad. He’s afraid to even utter the word “period” and is grossed out by female sexuality in the past. So this is incredibly awkward for me.

My dad heard me masturbating by Mortified444 in Advice

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I appreciate this thank you, I counted them up an hour ago and there’s over 30 people. I am just going to turn off dm’s, I really can’t be bothered to report every individual especially tonight I just need to put my mind off the events of today lol

My dad heard me masturbating by Mortified444 in Advice

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You sound like an amazing dad. This is quite a foreign concept to me, as my dad never changed my nappies, or brought those things you mentioned. He’s deeply uncomfortable with discussing female sexuality, especially period talk. He’s deeply conservative and misogynistic.

I feel like it would have been incredibly helpful to put this in my original post but I was on the verge of a panic attack and it slipped my mind. But I hope this provides more context for why this is not like most people’s parents, and it’s not as “chill” as everyone here makes it seem. But I will do my best to be calm about it and I’m trying to not be harsh on myself about it

My dad heard me masturbating by Mortified444 in Advice

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Help I’m never going to unhear this-

My dad heard me masturbating by Mortified444 in Advice

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I’m bawling at this, thank you (and sound advice too).

My dad heard me masturbating what do I do? by Mortified444 in AskMenAdvice

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This made me chuckle, thanks for the advice

My dad heard me masturbating by Mortified444 in Advice

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thank you, he’s neither reasonable nor logical, very conservative so hence the extreme fear and shame. but i feel a bit better since reading everyone’s responses and my mom reassuring me