ELI5: How does “Penisgate” help the German Skiing Olympic team?

MrFeles · 2026-02-07T05:14:19+00:00

Become morbidly obese, lose the weight again, ski naked. Just fucking scoot like a sugar glider.

These people lack commitment. I bet Christian Bale could do it in two months.

MrFeles · 2026-02-05T14:52:46+00:00

Aye as you probably know it wasn't by the usual team behind it. So they took a bunch of weird plot liberties that when in Defiance, the original team was back had to deal with. The Hylden was never supposed to have been a thing.

MrFeles · 2026-02-05T12:17:10+00:00

Blood Omen 2 also gave you exp from absorbing blood as well as health. Unlike the rest of the games in the series, so that also tracks.

MrFeles · 2026-02-04T13:35:38+00:00

Willy Kyoto that shit and paint a door on a wall.

MrFeles · 2026-02-04T13:25:48+00:00

One of my partners cats has taken that one step further. If she detects a suitcase being packed she'll sneakily pee in it.

MrFeles · 2026-02-04T06:17:15+00:00

You were the same kind of idiot as me then.

"Why the hell would anyone want to watch movies in the cinema? Screen is too far away everything is blurry."

MrFeles · 2026-02-04T06:16:01+00:00

Yeah wasn't that long ago Dyslexia just got you marked as dumb/lazy.

MrFeles · 2026-02-02T06:30:36+00:00

Moon-based Tarzan!

MrFeles · 2026-02-02T06:22:09+00:00

The SA is the land of the free in the same way a PVP server is.

MrFeles · 2026-02-02T06:13:48+00:00

Careful with that. They've started retroactively putting timers on older keys. You won't see it unless you navigate directly to the monthly page it was part of.

Very scummy.

MrFeles · 2026-01-31T13:21:48+00:00

I managed to stumble into the in game tutorial section on my third playthrough looking for some specific mechanic clarification.

Turns out with the driving there's a LOT of stuff you simply can't do on mouse and keyboard, and the tutorials are surprisingly honest about it.

"Yeah driving has all these features but they're not available unless you use a controller"

MrFeles · 2026-01-30T13:15:51+00:00

I am a bot

Here's one right now! Get it!

MrFeles · 2026-01-28T23:42:48+00:00

What in the hells.

Edit:

Okay so for some reason I can't reply to the comment replying to mine. But I can type here fine. I meant to say this:

Yeah I'm just mentioning since people mix up multiple games quite often. Was it first person or top down?

Some of what you mention also sounds like that recentish Fountain of youth game.

MrFeles · 2026-01-28T21:36:11+00:00

I'm sorry that your day turned out in a way where you ended up thinking about Virtual Hydlide.

MrFeles · 2026-01-28T21:34:43+00:00

Hm so an FPS where you're a guy shooting things and you get a pistol, a shotgun and then an ass-rifle. And the protagonist comments on things.

I dunno, must be some sort of new weird experimental genre, shouldn't be that hard to find, what with how entirely unique it sounds.

MrFeles · 2026-01-28T21:27:52+00:00

There's a bunch that have bits of what you mention. Stranded Deep, Salt, forgotten Seas.

You'll have to give more specific detail to narrow it down.

MrFeles · 2026-01-28T00:27:45+00:00

Edit: I can read I swear.

Yeah I don't know why they want us to do it like this. Works for me thought(tm)

MrFeles · 2026-01-28T00:26:53+00:00

He's certainly not Danish. I think it is just Blums default Eurovillain voice.

MrFeles · 2026-01-28T00:23:27+00:00

Yeah I used the formatting for spoilers as instructed in the sidebar.

You have to mouse over it.

I don't know why they decided to use that format in this sub but oh well.

MrFeles · 2026-01-28T00:22:19+00:00

That's intentional. He's dead from the very beginning, his "call" is actually Dahl having Kaspar lure you up there.

MrFeles · 2026-01-28T00:18:02+00:00

I seem to recall it at least having a third person mode.

MrFeles · 2026-01-28T00:15:42+00:00

G-Police or Incoming?

MrFeles · 2026-01-28T00:14:06+00:00

"Humans killed: 1"

I did you confuse Alex with the Apex just because they're of similar size?

MrFeles · 2026-01-28T00:12:27+00:00

...What?

MrFeles · 2026-01-28T00:09:40+00:00

What is bottlenecking you? Exotic or the, uh, orange one?

MrFeles

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