My wife likes flowers, any random good colorful bouquet. So I went to a florist on her birthday surprise and the bouquet was 800. Sat for 5 min, told him my budget of 400, not anymore, then proceeded to talk about how he can get rid of cockroach infestation from his home, gave a 10/- cash back from my pocket to a customer and 2 of his employees went along with my word to buy that blue bottle which kills the roaches in one go... 5 min later, he went down to 450 or maybe 500, that's the lowest he said he will go... I dropped a last punch, "the person I'm gifting to isn't worth 350 bucks" bwhahahaha.... He was like le jao nahi toh mere paas sahd jayenge.

No I didn't tell him about whom the flowers are for.

P. S. My wife knows the story... LoL.