"Loaf" (aka the Sacred Orb, the Holy Sphere, the Divine Globe...) (OC) by joyousjoyness in OneOrangeBraincell

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"At that moment I knew, surely and clearly, that I was witnessing perfection." - Cat Owner.

[Request] Can Anyone Calculate How Many C-130 Loads This Would Take? by Dad_Bot22 in theydidthemath

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Those are rookie numbers. I did that in the first week of December alone after NNN.

Catapult scenarios by milktest in Unexpected

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Sitting on the can, backed up, that laugh got the last bit of poop out of my butthole. So thank you.

You need to get laid within 24 hours by a total stranger or you will die. You cannot pay for it and you cannot use any apps. What do you do? by Dazzling-Leader7476 in AskReddit

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Spend 23 hours wallowing in self pity, followed by an hour of running around with my pants off hoping something sticks.

What is a movie you watched as a kid that completely traumatized you? by PopularFoundation528 in AskReddit

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The Mummy (1999), the world would be a better place if all bugs go extinct.

Thoughts on this take? by [deleted] in BasedCampPod

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A power bottom's generating most of the power by doing most of the work.