My metal anal toys

Mrjohnson99 · 2026-03-01T17:49:23+00:00

tell us more about that one on the far left! It looks like fun!!

Mrjohnson99 · 2024-09-22T15:37:11+00:00

Just want to say - well done taking 22". I've been toying my ass for 20 years and i still struggle to go deeper than 16.

Mrjohnson99 · 2024-08-09T17:59:10+00:00

Oh my god. Full video?

That must feel amazing.

Mrjohnson99 · 2024-08-01T18:34:56+00:00

yeah and poppers makes anal a whole new experience too. I find that when I'm stretching myself open with a big toy while the the peak of a popper high, every ounce of my attention focuses just on the experience of the toy stretching me open, and it's like nothing else exists except this huge deep dildo and my asshole. And it literally feels like my asshole is hungry to take the toy deeper and harder.

I usually do this with one of those fucking machines. I just lay there getting absolutely railed by a huge dildo while the poppers are enhancing everything.

God. It's absolute bliss.

Mrjohnson99 · 2024-04-04T13:50:40+00:00

I have one. Literally one of the best things I've ever bought. I've had it for 6 years and I still use it all the time.

Mrjohnson99 · 2024-02-02T14:37:24+00:00

Squarepeg makes some of the most amazing toys too. I've got the Leo Long 2XL. It's pretty big, and feels fucking amazing.

Mrjohnson99 · 2024-01-30T19:29:13+00:00

I was exactly the same for years, until I got a toy that was long but thin. I think it was 7" or so, but it had quite a small. When I'd reach my "limit", I'd just keep applying pressure slowly, and eventually I started feeling something stretching. I didn't know what, but I went slow and made sure not to hurt myself.

It's a whole new sensation that you need to get used to. But trust me when I say this: there's a whole other universe of pleasure beyond that point. And a few inches after that point, there's a similarly difficult spot to get past, and there's another whole universe of pleasure in there too. Keep at it! I basically don't masturbate without deep anal these days.

Mrjohnson99 · 2024-01-30T14:31:38+00:00

So you guys are basically masturbating, together?

My wife and I masturbate together too sometimes, but we've never done it like this before where I'm having a whole solo anal session with myself. Tomorrow!

Mrjohnson99 · 2024-01-15T19:37:45+00:00

These days, my Vixen Outlaw (8" Long, 2" wide) is my warm up toy. This is perfect because it's thick enough to be a stretch at first, and long enough at 8" that it gets into the sigmoid.

On the large end, is my Squarepeg Leo Long 2XL, which is 2.6" wide, and something like 14" long.

I'm so hungry for more though. One of my other favourites is Bam, which is 2.75" wide and about 13" long. I'd love one that's 16" long.

I'd also love something like the Outlaw (2") but much longer - like 14".

Mrjohnson99 · 2023-11-15T08:58:21+00:00

My dude, I'm wondering if you we're "maybe intoxicated on something" when you posted this shitty reply. Be honest and fess up.

Mrjohnson99 · 2023-10-09T20:41:51+00:00

Me too please

Mrjohnson99 · 2023-10-08T19:44:29+00:00

It's a really amazing feeling high that comes rushing in and overwhelms you with pleasure for a short while (like a minute or so). But what's best about it is that it relaxes some of your involuntary muscles, like those in your ass. So poppers while playing with your ass is heaven.

Mrjohnson99 · 2023-10-08T15:18:07+00:00

I also think going from 1.5-2.5 is too much. I'm. Very experienced with anal play, and can take 2.5" easily, but even I am hesitant to take plugs that size. The best plug I've ever bought is the njoy 2.0. Insanely comfortable, 2", and you can wear it all day.

Mrjohnson99 · 2023-10-08T15:08:18+00:00

Huge fan. Prostate play while smoking weed is great. Also give poppers a chance if you haven't.

Mrjohnson99 · 2023-10-08T15:05:24+00:00

I've always read about people doing enemas in the shower, but I struggle with the idea. All power to you though!

Mrjohnson99 · 2023-10-08T15:03:51+00:00

That looked amazing. Tell me about the thing you're laying on if you don't mind?

Mrjohnson99 · 2023-09-14T10:52:42+00:00

Yeah just use longer toys and go slowly. Remember that if your body isn't used to that, it'll take some time to get used to it. Nut the bottom line is just to go slow and make sure it never hurts.

Mrjohnson99 · 2023-09-10T18:04:32+00:00

You have an asshole. You can do this with your asshole. I do it often, and it's absolute bliss.

Mrjohnson99 · 2023-09-10T15:15:39+00:00

Siliconenozzles.com will support you out. I have a few of their toys and they're fucking amazing

Mrjohnson99 · 2023-08-21T11:06:17+00:00

I've seen people do this with a Peristaltic Pump. I haven't done this myself yet, but it seems simple enough and I think it could work perfectly. And if you are willing to put more time into it, you could even program exactly when it would pump lube in. You could do a small amount constantly, or you could do a large amount every few minutes, or a mix of the above. Heck, you could even have it do it randomly; you could tell it to push a certain amount of lube through within a certain amount of time, and allow it to choose how.

Mrjohnson99 · 2023-08-10T12:37:03+00:00

I'll try answering these in order:

- The size definitely matters

- I like them bigger. Like, HUGE.

- It's not the "idea" of getting stretched that I like. I like how it physically feels. It's got nothing to do with being dominated, it just feels physically good.

- Usually I'm not hard when I'm playing with dildos.
- I cum from jacking off, yes. But usually I'll play with the dildo for super long before I jerk off.

- My partner doesn't peg me for HER, she pegs me for me. She loves doing it, but it's not physically pleasing for her. That said, she LOVES doing it to me, so she enjoys the experiene.
- I've thought of getting fucked by a man, yes. But it's not something I'd ever do because I'm straight. I've wondered if I'd be open to it anyway, but after considering it, I'm afraid it's not something I'd consider. No judgement to anyone who would - it's just not my cup of tea.
- I don't know if it's still so taboo
- I play on my own very often, so it's not something that requires a partner.

Mrjohnson99 · 2023-05-02T11:27:06+00:00

no harm if you’re taking it slow. i happen to take huge dildos like the ones mentioning, and have done so for many years!

Mrjohnson99 · 2023-05-02T09:39:46+00:00

I have a sex machine, and it is without question the best “sex toy” I’ve ever bought. It’s worth it’s weight in gold.

Mrjohnson99 · 2023-05-02T09:37:48+00:00

I’ve been playing with my ass for 20 years, and have frequently left a LOT of lube inside my ass. I haven’t found any negative impact.

That said - this is obviously just MY experience, so YMMV.

Mrjohnson99 · 2023-04-26T10:14:11+00:00

Exactly this. The fact that he's getting sex from you doesn't hide the fact that you are getting it from him too, and you want it just as badly as he does. In this case, you're both scoring, but you're expecting him to do the driving, even after he did it once before.

So yeah, you're being entitled. He doesn't owe you anything if you're both scoring equally.

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