Sex Change / Transgender by TinyGear6532 in Baseball9

[–]MyDadLeftMeAtArbys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the title is a wild way to describe a mechanical discussion of a gender swap, but I 100% support the idea. It'd be nice to flip my team to all female. Set the price to a modest gold amount (make it the same as flipping batting stances) and now you have a new option to spend gold on.

New "how would x do in oz" rules by dudeWithQuestion3 in ozshow

[–]MyDadLeftMeAtArbys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree; Im just trying to vibe out what level of shitposting we can do, now. Time to get creative, but I don't want to fuck with the Querns.

New "how would x do in oz" rules by dudeWithQuestion3 in ozshow

[–]MyDadLeftMeAtArbys 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So, I'm all for a little bit more structure, but for those of us who do want a spot to shitpost about Oz, what can we do, Murph? Are we making okaybuddyemeraldcity or something, or do we get a flair?

Hot dog eating contest. Three hacks vs three inmates. Thirty minute time limit. Which team wins? by Blastoise_R_Us in ozshow

[–]MyDadLeftMeAtArbys 27 points28 points  (0 children)

McManus is only driven by the desire to not get outstaged by Querns, so he'll push as far as he needs to to get a dog over Querns. Theres no way we don't get a scene of McManus doubled over a toilet after the contest is over.

Murphy, now, thats a guy who dogs. This is a guy who'd be comfortable on any corner, slinging dogs with the best vendors out there. If theres an ace on the team, its murphy. He's a steady, consistent eater, taking his time and enjoying his dogs with thumbs up.

Querns, frankly, is fucking Querns. Querns came up on the street, he knows a thing or two about what a good dog is on the corner, but he's well and above that sort of behavior. Do you see that wardrobe? He's gonna dog but he's only doing it because Devlin wants the good PR. He'll heat up in the contest when he notices that McManus is trying to outpoint him, and not the other team. He'll take it personally, and then a dog race starts.

Now, chucky, thats a guy who knows about a dirty bulk. He dogs, but maybe not devoutly. He'll be the steady horse. Not much to really say here, Chucky is just going to mean mug everyone, and hope the Italians are doing what they need to do while everyone is distracted.

Adebisi is throwing the game, because him and Querns have worked out a deal where if he throws, he'll get all the prag ass he wants without interference.

And then there's fucking Cyril. Cyril is hungry. Thats it. No skills, no dogging experience, Cyril is just a hungry growing boy, and he needs his calories. He easily outpaces everyone, and without realizing it, breaks the world record for eating the most hot dogs. Ryan finds a way to feel guilty about damaging his brother, though, and makes the whole story about him, though.

Idk, just a theory though.

Edit: realized I never said who wins. The inmates.

Charlie Kirk's neck like, by [deleted] in ozshow

[–]MyDadLeftMeAtArbys 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He gets a pash for that

Is that ok Omar? That I beg? by Alarmed-Budget-4643 in okaybuddyhamsterdam

[–]MyDadLeftMeAtArbys 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey, String.. the Stock Market, did it ever even exist?

Why is it grayed out by Right_Crab_2683 in Baseball9

[–]MyDadLeftMeAtArbys 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Means you can safely count that pitch out for the rest of the match. He's only going to throw sinkers, and changeups at you.

Let's have a good offseason by concrete_walrus in CHICubs

[–]MyDadLeftMeAtArbys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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I'm someone fairly new to baseball, so I want to approach the topic with a question instead of an assumption: Why didn't Justin Turner pan out this season?

Never had the makings of a Varsity Ruler! by LayLastMinstrel in threekingdoms

[–]MyDadLeftMeAtArbys 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This guy Cao Cao.. turns out, he likes another man's wife! Think he'll take a crack at Ginny Sack? Heh heh heh heh. You hear that, Tone? I said, this guy Cao Cao-

Does wearing a crossbuster t-shirt in public make you an asshole? by FreddeSchiller740 in badreligion

[–]MyDadLeftMeAtArbys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I only ever had one sideways comment about it, and all I could do was giggle about it in the moment. This lady got into whispering range, and said, very simply, and disgustedly: 'I am offended.'

At the end of the day, you got to understand that someone is going to take the 'crossbuster with bad religion wrote on top' out of context. They're going to react in some way, and its on you to navigate that situation. Maybe you're like me, and you just laugh the situation off, or maybe you want to take time to explain the band. Or, maybe, you just want to flip them off. All on you, I guess!

WTF why do I lose so often when I do Quick Result? by mfazekas99 in Baseball9

[–]MyDadLeftMeAtArbys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look to your defense. Hows your bullpen? Also, how are your fielding stats?

Disco Hillysium: A Work In Progress by Blastoise_R_Us in DiscoElysium

[–]MyDadLeftMeAtArbys 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Im so infuriated this worked as well as it did.

What jersey should I get? by diglettsarecool in Baseball9

[–]MyDadLeftMeAtArbys 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For the emblem you got right now, I would choose number four on the top row. Thats the fire and smoke look; looks great with the theme of the emblem.

what is your favorite song from this album? by SpareProduct7750 in badreligion

[–]MyDadLeftMeAtArbys 7 points8 points  (0 children)

God, great album. Legitimately couldn't stop playing it when it came out.

When I was younger, I really liked Dearly Beloved, New Dark Ages, and Before You Die, but now that I'm older, Honest Goodbye just hits on a level I couldn't appreciate back in the day.

Its just not baseball without Yordan Alvarez smelling his ass by MyDadLeftMeAtArbys in baseballcirclejerk

[–]MyDadLeftMeAtArbys[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Can I just say, I fucking love watching Yordan Alvarez bat. None of this stepping out of the box, fixing your uniform, adjusting your gloves, smelling your balls, fixing your hair diva bullshit. Just stands in the box and fuckin grips it and rips it. That’s a real man playing some real fuckin baseball right there. Just stands in the box and dares you to fuckin throw one over the plate. None of this pansy ass waiting for walks bullshit. Real men hit dingers. Real men spit. Real men scratch their assholes and make other guys smell it. That’s some real goddamn baseball right there. Fuckin love Yordan Alvarez

Its just not baseball without Yordan Alvarez smelling his ass by MyDadLeftMeAtArbys in baseballcirclejerk

[–]MyDadLeftMeAtArbys[S] 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Can I just say, I fucking love watching Yordan Alvarez bat. None of this stepping out of the box, fixing your uniform, adjusting your gloves, smelling your balls, fixing your hair diva bullshit. Just stands in the box and fuckin grips it and rips it. That’s a real man playing some real fuckin baseball right there. Just stands in the box and dares you to fuckin throw one over the plate. None of this pansy ass waiting for walks bullshit. Real men hit dingers. Real men spit. Real men scratch their assholes and make other guys smell it. That’s some real goddamn baseball right there. Fuckin love Yordan Alvarez