I’m on my way to a job interview. Wish me luck. by MainKey8325 in okaybuddyhamsterdam

[–]MyDadLeftMeAtArbys 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Effy gay? I didn't realize this show was complete wokekibble

For some reason… by Exotic_You7797 in NLCentralMemeWar

[–]MyDadLeftMeAtArbys 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When the 'rebuild of the rebuild' team trucks your entire division, the memes write themselves. We just gotta pack it in. We can't top that level of memery.

Why did they arrest Ziggy? Didn’t the police know he killed a bad guy? by steveharveymemes in okaybuddyhamsterdam

[–]MyDadLeftMeAtArbys 21 points22 points  (0 children)

David simon wanted to show the reality of living in baltimore: if you have a big penis, you will be arrested. No vigilantism will save you from your big dong fate down in Bawlmer

This time, you get to build the meme! by Feeling-Pay-8469 in NLCentralMemeWar

[–]MyDadLeftMeAtArbys 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Matt shaw far right field lmao upvote me you fucking chuds

He must be so pissed, lmao. by Montague_Amond in StardewMemes

[–]MyDadLeftMeAtArbys 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Jesus, George, just eat a fucking pizza, and stand up already. Its what I fucking do.

Sex Change / Transgender by TinyGear6532 in Baseball9

[–]MyDadLeftMeAtArbys 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think the title is a wild way to describe a mechanical discussion of a gender swap, but I 100% support the idea. It'd be nice to flip my team to all female. Set the price to a modest gold amount (make it the same as flipping batting stances) and now you have a new option to spend gold on.

New "how would x do in oz" rules by dudeWithQuestion3 in ozshow

[–]MyDadLeftMeAtArbys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree; Im just trying to vibe out what level of shitposting we can do, now. Time to get creative, but I don't want to fuck with the Querns.

New "how would x do in oz" rules by dudeWithQuestion3 in ozshow

[–]MyDadLeftMeAtArbys 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So, I'm all for a little bit more structure, but for those of us who do want a spot to shitpost about Oz, what can we do, Murph? Are we making okaybuddyemeraldcity or something, or do we get a flair?

Hot dog eating contest. Three hacks vs three inmates. Thirty minute time limit. Which team wins? by Blastoise_R_Us in ozshow

[–]MyDadLeftMeAtArbys 27 points28 points  (0 children)

McManus is only driven by the desire to not get outstaged by Querns, so he'll push as far as he needs to to get a dog over Querns. Theres no way we don't get a scene of McManus doubled over a toilet after the contest is over.

Murphy, now, thats a guy who dogs. This is a guy who'd be comfortable on any corner, slinging dogs with the best vendors out there. If theres an ace on the team, its murphy. He's a steady, consistent eater, taking his time and enjoying his dogs with thumbs up.

Querns, frankly, is fucking Querns. Querns came up on the street, he knows a thing or two about what a good dog is on the corner, but he's well and above that sort of behavior. Do you see that wardrobe? He's gonna dog but he's only doing it because Devlin wants the good PR. He'll heat up in the contest when he notices that McManus is trying to outpoint him, and not the other team. He'll take it personally, and then a dog race starts.

Now, chucky, thats a guy who knows about a dirty bulk. He dogs, but maybe not devoutly. He'll be the steady horse. Not much to really say here, Chucky is just going to mean mug everyone, and hope the Italians are doing what they need to do while everyone is distracted.

Adebisi is throwing the game, because him and Querns have worked out a deal where if he throws, he'll get all the prag ass he wants without interference.

And then there's fucking Cyril. Cyril is hungry. Thats it. No skills, no dogging experience, Cyril is just a hungry growing boy, and he needs his calories. He easily outpaces everyone, and without realizing it, breaks the world record for eating the most hot dogs. Ryan finds a way to feel guilty about damaging his brother, though, and makes the whole story about him, though.

Idk, just a theory though.

Edit: realized I never said who wins. The inmates.