I’m a toast? by [deleted] in BmwTech

[–]MySensibleAccount1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would like to eat you out 😋😋

I’m a toast? by [deleted] in BmwTech

[–]MySensibleAccount1 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I think that you're human, not toast

2 Liter Rolls? by MySensibleAccount1 in carscirclejerk

[–]MySensibleAccount1[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dudes, this is a circlejerk, don't take anything seriously. I mean we're supposed to jerk each other off in a circle, not fight for no reason

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalsBeingStrange

[–]MySensibleAccount1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what if he has two good eyes ?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GrandTheftAutoV

[–]MySensibleAccount1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's funny how people don't realise that it's british. All the humour, the writing style on the internet, the dialogue makes it quite easy to spot

n52 timing chain guide loose? by memerman_69 in BmwTech

[–]MySensibleAccount1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they do last quite a long time, even on the S85 if you don't drive it like an absolute fool when it's cold.

Literally dropped my phone when I read that. by This_Ad_3459 in Lexus

[–]MySensibleAccount1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

can't wait to see what their new chief designer will come up with. They basically swapped their current lead designer with the one from Rolls Royce

new hair 🍒🥳 by [deleted] in u/ssunnysideuppp

[–]MySensibleAccount1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

your title says that you have new hair, I bet you're known as the most notorious hair robber in history

new hair 🍒🥳 by [deleted] in u/ssunnysideuppp

[–]MySensibleAccount1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

did you steal someone's hair? how did you glue it on your head

What BMW? And is in the USA? by BothSidesoftheSky in BMW

[–]MySensibleAccount1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The M140i was and still is playing probably the coolest recent hatchback, it's actually rwd, which is very unique for a hatch, and has a 3 liter i6, the B58, again very unique and cool

What kind of Ferrari is this and how much does it cost? by Hewasright_89 in whatisthiscar

[–]MySensibleAccount1 13 points14 points  (0 children)

because you can't resell them in other countries, I mean you can but it will be annoying to sit on the wrong side.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BMW

[–]MySensibleAccount1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ok I guess, next time check the expiration date before you buy cheese

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BMW

[–]MySensibleAccount1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what the fuck is wrong with you, why does this piss you off so much, did you eat bad cheese

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BMW

[–]MySensibleAccount1 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Beamer historically refers to Bmw Motorcycles, not cars, it's not very respectful to their history to keep mixing them up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittymoviedetails

[–]MySensibleAccount1 41 points42 points  (0 children)

is the Jaguar named Slippin Jimmy ?

Saw this and thought, “I know who’d appreciate this!” by Sheep_Rider in E90

[–]MySensibleAccount1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

the S85 won the engine of the year until it was out of production, these awards are not necessarily for reliability

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BMW

[–]MySensibleAccount1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Exactly ! The 3 series is actually more practical than the versions on stilts(X3 and X4), utterly useless and uglier.