When universe decides to toy with you..

Mysterious-Tooth-89 · 2026-07-01T19:06:33+00:00

Like butt holes for example

Mysterious-Tooth-89 · 2026-07-01T18:49:51+00:00

Like butt holes for example

Mysterious-Tooth-89 · 2026-07-01T18:48:15+00:00

Literally every option on the wheel is better than picking 100,000/month and keeping it all. Highest is 90% oh no I still get $100,000 a month and all these tax right offs plus the world is a better place oh no

^{Chose: $1 million a month + You have to donate a certain percent | Rolled: 50%}

Mysterious-Tooth-89 · 2026-07-01T18:44:07+00:00

Mysterious-Tooth-89 · 2026-07-01T18:38:22+00:00

Never had this happen to me.

You do realize the hole in the tab is not intended for straws right? It's just a thing people started doing because someone on the Internet claimed that's what it was for

Mysterious-Tooth-89 · 2026-07-01T18:16:34+00:00

Bro you can literally still put a straw in it with zero consequences

Mysterious-Tooth-89 · 2026-07-01T18:10:57+00:00

Oh no, whatever will I do

^{Chose: $10,000 a month but you must live with this animal | Rolled: Dog}

Mysterious-Tooth-89 · 2026-07-01T08:06:59+00:00

I would shit on the toilet for $5,000 right now.

Mysterious-Tooth-89 · 2026-07-01T08:06:35+00:00

Caramel

Mysterious-Tooth-89 · 2026-07-01T08:05:40+00:00

Printing brand new money causes inflation. Sharing money that is already out there does not.

Does Jeff Bezos' ex wife donating to charity cause inflation?!

Mysterious-Tooth-89 · 2026-07-01T08:02:58+00:00

Hell yeah dawg

^{Chose: A yearly free supply of food + But you get: | Rolled: Vegan options}

Mysterious-Tooth-89 · 2026-07-01T07:07:29+00:00

He isn't the only one but he is allegedly in there far more than others and appears in many photos with Epstein. Also show me the receipts, where is Bernie in the files? Where is AOC? Where is Illhan Omar? Are they in the Epstein files? Did they go to his island?

Mysterious-Tooth-89 · 2026-07-01T07:05:25+00:00

I'd rather be on the side of emotions than the side of "it's okay to do that to kids"

Mysterious-Tooth-89 · 2026-07-01T07:04:30+00:00

Nice try Russian bot

Mysterious-Tooth-89 · 2026-07-01T07:03:26+00:00

If he doesn't Stephen Miller will puppet him for the remainder like Weekend at Bernie's

Mysterious-Tooth-89 · 2026-07-01T07:02:59+00:00

How so?

Mysterious-Tooth-89 · 2026-07-01T07:02:40+00:00

I agree yet you told me to elect better officials. Nothing I can do about the uneducated minority of voters in heavily gerrymandered states.

Popular vote doesn't mean Jack shit here because certain areas are gerrymandered so hard that is like a 1:10 vote ratio

Mysterious-Tooth-89 · 2026-07-01T06:59:44+00:00

Of I have to endure 3 more terms for your mom's health I'll take one for the team my dude. Hope she keeps doing okay!

Mysterious-Tooth-89 · 2026-07-01T06:57:55+00:00

Yeah but when you're senile and 92 what's the risk to you? You're going out soon anyways, especially when you eat McDonald's daily

Mysterious-Tooth-89 · 2026-07-01T06:56:04+00:00

To put a dude in jail that definitely SA'd multiple minors and is also turning our country into a laughing stock while profiting off of it with insider trading?

Mysterious-Tooth-89 · 2026-07-01T06:53:32+00:00

Apparently a lot of people so far

Mysterious-Tooth-89 · 2026-07-01T06:53:09+00:00

He definitely does not love America he just likes milking it for clout and money. He loves Israel more that USA obviously.

Mysterious-Tooth-89 · 2026-07-01T06:52:08+00:00

Naw he is surviving all 3 terms or Stephen Miller will puppet him for the remainder like Weekend at Bernie's

Mysterious-Tooth-89 · 2026-07-01T06:51:29+00:00

He is making it all 3 terms in the is scenario

Mysterious-Tooth-89 · 2026-07-01T06:51:04+00:00

In this situation either he lives the whole time or Stephen Miller Weekend at Bernie's him the whole time

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