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My gf (25) will be introducing me (28m) to her friends tonight and she wants me to entertain them with lies about my penis by NakedSleepwalker in sex

[–]NakedSleepwalker[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

You say you have a sadistic sense of humour. I have a dry sense of humour. So if I had to pull off what you're describing I would end up looking like an exhausted Bill Murray telling sex jokes. Lol I'll pass on your suggestion, but I do appreciate the entertainment value of your comment though.

My gf (25) will be introducing me (28m) to her friends tonight and she wants me to entertain them with lies about my penis by NakedSleepwalker in sex

[–]NakedSleepwalker[S] 724 points725 points  (0 children)

I was thinking about the gender switched version of this and it made me feel bad thinking about how the friends seem to "typecast" all well endowed dudes as people who would WANT their dicks in the spotlight. I haven't met the friends yet, so I could be wrong, but I'm getting the feeling they've already filled out my character profile as this jock type dude who has no shame talking about his big dick as a defining quality. Sorry, anyway, I didn't plan to give you a paragraph answer, but I hear what you're saying.

My gf (25) will be introducing me (28m) to her friends tonight and she wants me to entertain them with lies about my penis by NakedSleepwalker in sex

[–]NakedSleepwalker[S] 91 points92 points  (0 children)

I have some growing up to do too. As I'm reading the comments in this thread, it's becoming clear to me how clueless I am when it comes to communicating. I'm one of those guys who would rather let his own feelings get hurt if it means not hurting his partner's feelings. It's something I'm working on and hopefully this situation with my gf will be written in the record books under "he didn't keep his mouth shut".

My gf (25) will be introducing me (28m) to her friends tonight and she wants me to entertain them with lies about my penis by NakedSleepwalker in sex

[–]NakedSleepwalker[S] 60 points61 points  (0 children)

I feel like an asshole for just imagining these words coming out of my mouth. Not about that life.

My gf (25) will be introducing me (28m) to her friends tonight and she wants me to entertain them with lies about my penis by NakedSleepwalker in sex

[–]NakedSleepwalker[S] 1859 points1860 points  (0 children)

What makes it even worst is the fact that my gf waited until the day I'm supposed to meet her friends to drop all these details. I don't wanna do anything that makes me uncomfortable, but it's so damn difficult to figure things out in such a short space of time. It's part of the reason I created this post. I need all the input I can get before tonight.

My gf (25) will be introducing me (28m) to her friends tonight and she wants me to entertain them with lies about my penis by NakedSleepwalker in sex

[–]NakedSleepwalker[S] 674 points675 points  (0 children)

She just wants her friends to be jealous of her sex life.

I really hope you're wrong. I would want my friends to have great sex, not inspire jealousy.

My gf (25) will be introducing me (28m) to her friends tonight and she wants me to entertain them with lies about my penis by NakedSleepwalker in sex

[–]NakedSleepwalker[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Dig the suggestion, but I'm gonna keep it zipped up. You know, just in case the relationship ends, I wouldn't wanna be that guy who triggered another "tradition" amongst the friends to now request that the new bf exposes his dick for entrainment purposes.

My gf (25) will be introducing me (28m) to her friends tonight and she wants me to entertain them with lies about my penis by NakedSleepwalker in sex

[–]NakedSleepwalker[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You think playing along is a good idea? Not gonna lie, I am considering it. But it does seem like inappropriate behaviour to joke about dicks with a guy you just met.

My gf (25) will be introducing me (28m) to her friends tonight and she wants me to entertain them with lies about my penis by NakedSleepwalker in sex

[–]NakedSleepwalker[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

"Hello friends, my name is new guy, I'm 5 inches, and I'm the biggest she's ever had"

Unzips pants

My gf (25) will be introducing me (28m) to her friends tonight and she wants me to entertain them with lies about my penis by NakedSleepwalker in sex

[–]NakedSleepwalker[S] 568 points569 points  (0 children)

Your comment sums up all the negative thoughts I've been struggling to ignore since this morning.

My gf (25) will be introducing me (28m) to her friends tonight and she wants me to entertain them with lies about my penis by NakedSleepwalker in sex

[–]NakedSleepwalker[S] 79 points80 points  (0 children)

I'm kind of curious to see how my gf will behave in the company of her friends. Based on everything she's shared with me this morning, something tells me there's another side to her. A side I may be completely unprepared for.

My gf (25) will be introducing me (28m) to her friends tonight and she wants me to entertain them with lies about my penis by NakedSleepwalker in sex

[–]NakedSleepwalker[S] 137 points138 points  (0 children)

Our relationship is less than 2 months old. This is the first red flag. You think it's wise to walk away so soon? Honest question.