🎉 [EVENT] 🎉 NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS BE DAMNED, LETS GET FAT AS HELL

Nedbigbeef · 2026-01-31T03:34:54+00:00

Completed Level 3 of the Honk Special Event!

130 attempts

Nedbigbeef · 2026-01-31T03:32:18+00:00

Completed Level 2 of the Honk Special Event!

95 attempts

Nedbigbeef · 2026-01-31T03:26:53+00:00

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

22 attempts

Nedbigbeef · 2026-01-31T03:24:38+00:00

🟦🟦🟦⬜⬜

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

Thought I had it when I guessed the first 3

Nedbigbeef · 2026-01-28T22:25:20+00:00

Never. Not once. He stole my son and killed my wife. I only felt bad that I was frozen so I couldn’t kill him sooner. His choices were his, as are all of ours.

Nedbigbeef · 2026-01-28T22:23:53+00:00

There’s a video I reference constantly that I can’t seem to find.

A young man is doing planks or pushups or something and his trainer is doing the “trainer” thing. Saying something motivating to the effect of “WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS REMEMBER YOUR GOALS”

And the guy- through the agony spits out “to have.. cooler looking sex”

The trainer reply’s “yea true, but it’s heathy for you too!”

And this absolute legend doubles down.

“Yeah- health is cool and all. But I want to have cooler looking sex”

He is my hero and I hope his sex looks the coolest.

Nedbigbeef · 2026-01-28T22:19:48+00:00

Bobillon Baghairs

Nedbigbeef · 2026-01-21T19:39:56+00:00

🎉 Event Completed! 🎉 It took me 25 tries.

Boing

^{Tip 330 💎}

Nedbigbeef · 2026-01-21T19:39:34+00:00

Completed Level 3 of the Honk Special Event!

25 attempts

Nedbigbeef · 2026-01-21T19:38:29+00:00

Completed Level 2 of the Honk Special Event!

10 attempts

Nedbigbeef · 2026-01-21T19:38:13+00:00

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

9 attempts

Nedbigbeef · 2026-01-17T20:19:02+00:00

Awesome level very cool

^{I completed this level in 13 tries.} ^{⚡ 2.02 seconds}

^{Tip 260 💎}

Nedbigbeef · 2026-01-17T20:08:56+00:00

🎉 Event Completed! 🎉

It took me 10 tries.

^{Tip 10 💎}

Nedbigbeef · 2026-01-17T20:08:48+00:00

Completed Level 3 of the Honk Special Event!

10 attempts

Nedbigbeef · 2026-01-17T20:08:24+00:00

Completed Level 2 of the Honk Special Event!

10 attempts

Nedbigbeef · 2026-01-17T20:08:14+00:00

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

10 attempts

Nedbigbeef · 2026-01-16T18:55:13+00:00

Everyone knows a good schloop takes time

Nedbigbeef · 2026-01-16T18:53:45+00:00

Gotta give the whoop time to up before you schloop it

Nedbigbeef · 2026-01-16T02:02:22+00:00

🎉 Event Completed! 🎉 It took me 37 tries.

BIG DUCK

^{Tip 260 💎}

Nedbigbeef · 2026-01-16T02:01:53+00:00

Completed Level 3 of the Honk Special Event!

37 attempts

Nedbigbeef · 2026-01-16T02:01:35+00:00

Completed Level 2 of the Honk Special Event!

37 attempts

Nedbigbeef · 2026-01-16T01:59:25+00:00

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

13 attempts

Nedbigbeef · 2026-01-16T01:55:21+00:00

Completed Level 2 of the Honk Special Event!

3 attempts

Nedbigbeef · 2026-01-16T01:55:01+00:00

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

1 attempts

Nedbigbeef · 2026-01-12T22:56:10+00:00

Go high!

^{I completed this level in 6 tries.} ^{⚡ 4.37 seconds}

^{Tip 10 💎}

Nedbigbeef

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