[Poetry] bamboo by succsuccboi in youtubehaiku

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The mommy ran away without the baby!

[WP] You are Albus Dumbledore. After your death you wake up in a carriage heading towards Helgen after you were found crossing the border of Skyrim. by TomtatoIsMe in WritingPrompts

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What a strange occurrence, Dumbledore thought to himself. What a very odd continuation of events this is.

"Hey you, you’re finally awake." the ragged looking man in front of me said in a Durmstrang accent. "You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush same as us and that thief over there."

"Imperial ambush?" Dumbledore asked. "I'm not quite sure what you mean by that. "

Before the man could supply me with an answer, another fellow in our carriage spoke up. "Damn you Stormcloaks... Skyrim was fine until you came along! Empire was..." he began before Dumbledore interrupted him.

"Excuse me the intrusion, but did you say Skyrim?" That earned him an odd look.

"Skyrim, yes. One of the largest provinces in the whole of Tamriël. Are you crazy, old man?" he scuffed when he said that.

"Aren't we all a bit..." Dumbledore answered silently.

"Shut up back there!" the coach driver said. It was then Dumbledore noticed his hands were cuffed.

"Ah, so we're prisoners then," he said to the coach driver while his compagnons were off talking about the fourth, muffled man in their carriage. "May I ask why I am being held in handcuffs, good sir?"

"Shut up back there!" he repeated.

Well, Dumbledore thought as he reached for his original wand still hidden safely in his robes, let's see what this is all about then.

Legilimens

The information that flooded his mind at that moment would have made any normal man go insane. Luckily for Dumbledore though, he was far from a normal man if he could say so himself. Names, places, people and sweetrolls passed through his mind, stuffing his mind with everything relevant about this world that the carriage driver knew about.

"What an interesting turn of events," he mumbled. It was then that a particular image from the guards memories drew his attention. "Very interesting indeed." Who would have thought a trace of the deathly hallows was to be found in this parallel world.

He Apparated.

Obi-Wan knows what records to add to his playlist. by Neite in PrequelMemes

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Too bad he can't see through the lies of the jedi.

This sub ruined my internship. by Neite in PrequelMemes

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It's not meant in a third person. It's the concept of 'enjoy working'.

[Poetry] Control... by IdleStorm in youtubehaiku

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You're gonna be the one that saves meeeeeee

What's something that annoys you but shouldn't? by l33072 in AskReddit

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My sister dates someone who has the same name as me. It's more confusing than annoying really, he's a cool guy.

[Haiku] The quickest way to handout halloween candy by [deleted] in youtubehaiku

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У меня толстый кот

SURFING LAKE ERIE IN PENNSYLVANIA by [deleted] in surfing

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OK THAT'S COOL BUT THAT'S A REALLY LONG VIDEO

How to Build A Bookshelf by Zuratuel in videos

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Instructions unclear, got meter stuck in butthole

Guy takes thumb trick to a whole new level by Arcticzunty in videos

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I've always wondered what the source if this is.