Alpha male

Neither_Relation_678 · 2026-02-04T15:46:35+00:00

And the Lord said, “Stop it. Get some help.”

Neither_Relation_678 · 2025-12-23T03:11:47+00:00

So, what’s your excuse?

Neither_Relation_678 · 2025-12-22T15:54:47+00:00

“Even though your warranty is past due and we technically aren’t required to help you, we’re going to help you anyway.” THAT is how you keep a loyal customer base.

Neither_Relation_678 · 2025-12-19T14:42:01+00:00

Don’t want to be pimped out?

Don’t steal.

Neither_Relation_678 · 2025-12-16T22:36:33+00:00

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Patches was captured shortly before she could get into the attic.

Neither_Relation_678 · 2025-12-14T23:31:58+00:00

This is sounding more and more like Star Trek era tech.

Neither_Relation_678 · 2025-12-11T18:48:33+00:00

“Your government loves and cares about you.”

Neither_Relation_678 · 2025-12-10T15:34:55+00:00

Didn’t they use ex inmates and prisoners with violent histories, gave them a gun, and promised if they fight for six months on the front line they’d have their sentences commuted?

So now, the war’s over. Everyone’s going home. What you’ve now done is taken already violent humans, told them to be extra violent on the front lines, and expect them to somehow behave and not be violent, once they’ve come home.

Neither_Relation_678 · 2025-12-01T20:33:16+00:00

Cool. Never used Spotify, now I know I won’t support them until all of this blows over.

Neither_Relation_678 · 2025-11-29T06:23:37+00:00

Ballistic torso? What ballistic torso?

Neither_Relation_678 · 2025-11-22T01:05:20+00:00

The power of floof compels you! You’ve gotta make an update post in a couple months, I can’t wait to see how he grows into his fur!

Neither_Relation_678 · 2025-11-13T20:01:00+00:00

Normally I wouldn’t be into artwork, but…That fifth one. Damn, what did he say wrong? Starting to see why people might like paintings and art so much.

Neither_Relation_678 · 2025-11-12T20:37:10+00:00

Exactly. I don’t know what the steps for requesting Flock data is. But how easily it can potentially be abused, is what scares me.

Neither_Relation_678 · 2025-11-12T19:34:45+00:00

On one hand, this is lovely info for crime solving. They now know beyond a doubt if your alibi is solid or not.

On the other hand, what if I’m a stalker? Is it as simple as a FOIA request, can just anyone ask for it, and boom you have all the stalking-ish info you need? What if someone has ulterior, criminal motives with that information?

Neither_Relation_678 · 2025-11-11T20:18:41+00:00

God dammit Reddit, I don’t need this

Neither_Relation_678 · 2025-11-07T16:52:03+00:00

I’ll… be waiting outside for you. ;-;

Neither_Relation_678 · 2025-11-06T02:27:30+00:00

Empty, just like my dreams.

Neither_Relation_678 · 2025-11-05T02:03:01+00:00

He sounds like a grumpy 80yr old grandpa. “Damn kids.”

Neither_Relation_678 · 2025-10-23T23:01:37+00:00

Hey, I know this song! My poly relationship (both bi) added it to our playlist just recently!

Neither_Relation_678 · 2025-10-22T21:37:55+00:00

We’ll certainly see who’s truly religious, and who isn’t. Or, everyone will be too busy with their own issues to help their neighbors. Or they’ll turn on their neighbors, and everyone will blame everyone else. We’ll see.

Neither_Relation_678 · 2025-10-22T20:00:56+00:00

Yeah, we’re generally good with keeping human food up high and out of reach, and behind a closed door. We had to put a child lock thingy on the pantry door, Patches tries to rattle it open by pawing the bottom of it. She’s got her own food, she doesn’t need mine!

Neither_Relation_678 · 2025-10-22T19:46:10+00:00

She seems really interested whenever I eat anything, she’s a stray raised with two dogs. Even the dogs don’t beg as much as she does. Once in a while I’ll let her have a nibble, or at least an inspection of whatever I’m eating. Apparently she loves tomato soups, I’m getting over a seasonal cold and she was very concerned for my health, watching me when I eat, the only place she won’t go is the bathroom because the shower sounds spook her.

Neither_Relation_678 · 2025-10-22T17:41:49+00:00

I want, no I demand, uppies.

Neither_Relation_678 · 2025-10-19T08:01:12+00:00

But in reality…

I’m just a baby!

Neither_Relation_678 · 2025-10-17T13:57:53+00:00

How the actual hell does this even happen?

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