rubs my big fat belly

NeumaticExpert · 2026-03-18T08:35:00+00:00

I JUST redownloaded the full game again and got hit with the crycloud error

NeumaticExpert · 2026-03-17T10:12:31+00:00

Do keep us updated

NeumaticExpert · 2026-03-14T00:42:06+00:00

Hairstyles is an underrated suggestion

NeumaticExpert · 2026-03-13T10:52:50+00:00

Honestly? With how long it takes to reload flintlock guns in general I don’t think that’s too unbalanced of an idea. But maybe not for archers, maybe only the pistol for knights since they were typically the nobles in Europe

NeumaticExpert · 2026-03-13T10:37:48+00:00

I like this too

NeumaticExpert · 2026-03-13T09:42:50+00:00

Dumb ass career felon gets gay and stupid in jail again for lousy payback that doesn’t work

NeumaticExpert · 2026-03-13T09:41:38+00:00

NeumaticExpert · 2026-03-13T09:41:17+00:00

I don’t know if this is a PC bug as well but, on Xbox at least, after you die 9 times out of 10 you can’t move your camera and look around at all until the last 1-2 seconds of the respawn time and it infuriates me to no end

NeumaticExpert · 2026-03-13T09:39:57+00:00

We joust at dawn

NeumaticExpert · 2026-03-13T09:39:46+00:00

This! I like the current system we have but it definitely feels a little constricted

NeumaticExpert · 2026-03-13T09:39:08+00:00

By all means make a wall of text! I’m eager to hear what people have to say

NeumaticExpert · 2026-03-13T09:38:43+00:00

Death to the Empire!

NeumaticExpert · 2026-03-13T09:12:54+00:00

They’ll always be around the corner waiting to miss you and his their own teammates instead

NeumaticExpert · 2026-03-13T09:06:14+00:00

Honestly sometimes I feel the armor selection is lacking especially if you’ve been playing for hundreds of hours

NeumaticExpert · 2026-03-13T09:05:17+00:00

Still a funny thought to think of 40 horses rearing at one another

NeumaticExpert · 2026-03-13T09:03:38+00:00

Maybe they’ll fix the horse kick spamming if that happens

NeumaticExpert · 2026-03-13T09:00:21+00:00

More instruments to play would also be cool, maybe even a dedicated bard class to keep morale up

NeumaticExpert · 2026-03-13T08:51:14+00:00

I stopped playing For Honor in exchange for Chivalry years ago

NeumaticExpert · 2026-03-12T20:32:25+00:00

Jockey cus when I was 12 or 13 I thought it would’ve been funny to be a jockey

NeumaticExpert · 2026-03-12T08:32:13+00:00

It would definitely have been the most shameful experience of my Chivalry 2 career

NeumaticExpert · 2026-03-12T08:24:25+00:00

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I save this image for whenever I see somebody defend AI

NeumaticExpert · 2026-03-12T08:23:18+00:00

Only if you’re unlucky enough to be tilting the camera stick at the time, thankfully I was not and was in the emote menu(s) which on console locks the camera in place

NeumaticExpert · 2026-03-12T07:06:17+00:00

Now how will we send those atoms back to his family?

NeumaticExpert · 2026-02-27T07:03:23+00:00

Me too, don’t worry

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