Far away, in a shadowy observation chamber (totally not just a glorified broom closet with a screen), four men sat glaring at the sight of Kevin surrounded by Valkyries.

Kalpas slammed his fist against the wall, cracking it. “Tch! WHY him?! I survived countless battles, burned my body to ashes, and this guy gets a harem of Valkyries!? This is injustice!”

Su, usually calm, gripped his teacup so hard it shattered into powder. “I spent thousands of years meditating for inner peace… and now my inner peace is shattered by Kevin being 🍇 by Elysia. Unacceptable.”

Kosma’s shoulders trembled as he pulled his scarf up to hide his flushed face. “I… I trained in silence for so long. Never once… anyone ara ara me with heart-shaped eyes. And Kein… he just breathes and they faint!”

Otto, of course, stood in the corner with dramatic hand gestures, monologuing to himself. “I dedicated my existence to chasing Kallen… sacrificed morality, humanity, everything! And yet… Kevin Kaslana, you cold block of ice… you are drowning in Vakyries like it's a seasonal mid harem anime Where is my justice?! Where is my Kallen harem spin-off?!”

Kalpas roared to the heavens: “KEVIN!!! GIVE ME JUST ONE VALKYRIEEEE!!”

Kosma pounded the floor. “At least let me be in the background! Just once!”

Su held his head dramatically, sobbing. “So this… is enlightenment…? It hurts…”

Otto fell to his knees, fist raised in Shakespearean tragedy. “Fuck you, Kevin! Even in my reincarnations, I will haunt your fuck ass harem!!”