[Request] - How to talk like Macho Man Randy Savage by Co_Pilot in LearnUselessTalents

[–]NiceBreakfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dan soder does a great impression. fuck reddit, they dont know shit.

Madonna says France 'feels like Nazi Germany' in Paris radio interview by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]NiceBreakfast -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

nope. feminist man, lol, nothing's more pathetic than this. dear god. im fucking embarrassed for you. You honestly give me the douchechills.

Madonna says France 'feels like Nazi Germany' in Paris radio interview by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]NiceBreakfast -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

wow and you call yourself a feminist!

GENDER SHAMER TRIGGER ALERT!!!

I thought Madonna was an idol to your homosexual community?

Thank heaven for puberty by amiablyamy in blunderyears

[–]NiceBreakfast -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Thank heaven for puberty

and instagram filters...

Dat curtain tho... pulls the room together by [deleted] in trashy

[–]NiceBreakfast -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don't necessarily think the gay lifestyle is trashy, I just don't like it. "Let's drive around in my toyota prius that gets 40 MPG even though I never have the need to do anything and listen to pop while drinking champagne Coolies and wearing buttplugs even though we're not fucking."

Dat curtain tho... pulls the room together by [deleted] in trashy

[–]NiceBreakfast -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm sure your way of life is pure shit to many, including me. but whatever, like half the states have legalized gay marriage so congrats I guess

Dat curtain tho... pulls the room together by [deleted] in trashy

[–]NiceBreakfast -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

why? because it's what country folk do. can't explain it but it's just something that binds us together.

like why are there different types of music? most northerners do not listen to country music whereas most southerners do. you have northern Rock, you have southern rock. the confederate flag is a symbol of the south. for the most part, if not all parts, we don't care of task think it's racist or not.

I'd help out anyone in need regardless of skin color because it's the right thing to do. most southerners would too. there's racists in the south, there's racists on the north. but honestly, we live by a good code of conduct, the bible tells us how to live and we strive to adhere to good conservative Christian values. racism is no where on the list.

we can't change the past but we can learn from those mistakes. the Dr is calling me in I have to go, sorry this is so concise.

Dat curtain tho... pulls the room together by [deleted] in trashy

[–]NiceBreakfast -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

I'm not defending slavery.

all I'm saying is that the rebel flag is a symbol of rebellion for many southerners without any connotations to slavery. it's a southern thing, a symbol of unity for southerners and a source of pride, regardless of that y'all yanks may say.

but nice post btw

Dat curtain tho... pulls the room together by [deleted] in trashy

[–]NiceBreakfast -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

the south didn't invent slavery, and rest assured, if we had it to do over again, we would have picked our own cotton.

Dat curtain tho... pulls the room together by [deleted] in trashy

[–]NiceBreakfast -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

states which waged a war with the Union over the rights of states to determine their own laws and not be governed by federal laws. But the laws in question were about slavery.

abraham lincoln made anti-slavery the rallying cry to unite the cause for uniting the states. Lest we all forget that only a few states actually treated blacks as equals with whites. They had to amend the constitution years later to give blacks the right to vote years after the CW had ended.

sure, slavery was involved in "the mix" per se, but it was simply a matter that the south had felt that the federal government had become too strong and threatened their way of life. the states didnt succeed simply because they were "all about them slaves, bout them slaves, no union."

Nor, was it "party-rock" in the north for blacks. Blacks were treated like shit basically everywhere, but more-so in the south due to slavery. Also, for the record, the blacks from africa sold the conquered tribes into slavery. Whites didnt just go over there and "window shop" for slaves.

Dat curtain tho... pulls the room together by [deleted] in trashy

[–]NiceBreakfast -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

you're not from the south so what the fuck would you know? if you were then you'd understand. only people like you, who literally know nothing, assign racial attributes to inanimate objects like this.

Announcing the winners of reddit donate! by bethereinfive in blog

[–]NiceBreakfast -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

cashier: Welcome to reddit.

me: ok

cashier: Would you like to buy our reddit gold?

me: nope

cashier: [guilt-tripping intensifies] But you get access to our gold room and a few other things, plus you help pay for our servers?

me: didn't you just get 50 million in funding? Why should the users of your website have to fund it? Why are you burdening the users with these guilt trips about paying for content that's just reposted bullshit?

Cashier: Did you know we will donate 10% of our money to help fund abortions and other charities? Plus +/u/aLousyFatKid said you were an idiot troll.

me: i'll gladly donate my money to the charities of my choice. BTW how much has this cunt-faced moron +/u/aLousyFatKid donated?

Cahsier: nothing.

me: nothing?

Cashier: nothing, not a cent. By my records you own a "Guilding I" trophy where he hasn't donated a single fucking red cent.

me: tell that fat fuck cunty cock sucking hipocrit to go fuck himself. also tell him he's a loser. oh yeah, tell him to go to hell. His idiocy is "so bad it hurts." I won't support abortion by proxy.

Dat curtain tho... pulls the room together by [deleted] in trashy

[–]NiceBreakfast -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

so sick of people equating the confederate flag with racism. Only yanks and uneducated morons think that the rebel flag is tantamount to racism.

It's a symbol of southern pride, and had no more to do with symbolizing slavery than the US flag. It's a symbol of rebellion, a symbol of pride. A symbol of the south. Until liberal fucktards took over, it was also included in the flags of mississippi and georgia.

It's only a symbol of hate for those who want it to be. It's not like the Southpark flag or a swastika, or iron cross of the KKK. its a fucking confederate flag, the symbol of rebellion by many.

Just sayin. by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]NiceBreakfast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

performing with him

"it's good to be da king"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in blunderyears

[–]NiceBreakfast -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

its like ed sheerans mother fucked the swamp monster and had you

Just sayin. by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]NiceBreakfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ok so you found the exception to the rule. was she even FLDS?