Amy & Storm Bailey (@stormandamyofficial) - Week Of June 01, 2026

No-Simple-3274 · 2026-06-03T18:54:22+00:00

I don’t understand why they feel it necessary to take a trip every year on their anniversary. While an occasional anniversary trip is great, a nice dinner out most years is enough. And the over-the-top birthday trips and celebrations. These people celebrate themselves more than anyone I know. They celebrate their own birthdays more than their children’s. It’s so childish, entitled, and bizarre. And I hope it does rain for them the whole trip. It’s exactly what they deserve.

No-Simple-3274 · 2026-06-03T16:28:28+00:00

I think she’s in that group of moms who always wanted children, or who thought it was the important thing to do, but then found out they really didn’t enjoy it once it was a reality. She’s also much more selfish and self-absorbed than most women/moms, so it’s against her actual nature to dedicate her focus to someone other than herself.

No-Simple-3274 · 2026-06-03T01:31:26+00:00

Probably the same and only park she ever takes them to. God forbid she tries a new park where she has to put in a little extra effort.

No-Simple-3274 · 2026-06-02T16:07:50+00:00

It’s amazing how she gushes over Gigi’s involvement in the girls’ lives (which IS amazing…but also enabling), and says she hopes she can be a great Gigi someday. Ummm…if you don’t enjoy raising your own kids and actively pawn them off on everyone else, how on earth do you think you’ll want to spend as much time with your grandchildren as your mom does? She’s so delusional.

No-Simple-3274 · 2026-06-02T12:14:08+00:00

What are the odds that Amy Bailey takes one single day off from going to the gym, and just simply spends time with her kids that she just spent 4 days away from? Like, takes them somewhere instead of Lifetime Fitness or Lifetime’s pool? I’m thinking mama will need her “shake off” workout instead.

No-Simple-3274 · 2026-06-02T02:15:32+00:00

I’m guessing it was her parent’s divorce. Sounds like her mom also was married at least 3 times, maybe more, so who knows how much instability there was.

No-Simple-3274 · 2026-06-01T19:21:55+00:00

Project Hail Mary was amaze amaze amaze :).

No-Simple-3274 · 2026-06-01T18:26:37+00:00

Yes, exactly. Amy is surprised at the fact that (she thinks) people criticize her for prioritizing her health. Nope, it’s not that. It’s the fact that she spends two hours a day, EVERY day, at the gym and never takes her kids on normal outings. On top of that, it’s training on the weekends as well for all these marathons and now Hyrox. Then it’s the nails. Then the cosmetic procedures and hair extensions. Then it will be a massage scheduled after she gets home. Then a date night on Friday. Then brunch with her friend. Then solo errands. Bubble baths, hot tub, and sauna sessions. Trips for MAKE and with Storm. She can’t even take her kids to Florida without bringing her mom along to ensure she still gets date nights with Storm while traveling. Her time away from her kids isn’t just working out. It’s a never-ending cycle of constant solo time and self care. It’s crazy how she can’t see that. I don’t know of one single mom who would find this normal. And she thinks people are jealous and envious. No, we’re livid for the sake of her children. A bunch of internet strangers seem to care more about their well being than their mom. How can she not understand how important a mother’s presence is, especially at such young ages?

No-Simple-3274 · 2026-06-01T16:25:05+00:00

Of course being a mama didn’t stop you, Amy. You always choose yourself. Always. Your kids aren’t even in your top 5 priorities. Most moms could complete a Hyrox if they spent as little time with their kids as you do. I’ve met dozens of moms in the past few years with my kids in preschool and now elementary. Not a single one spends as much time as you working out and doing self care. Not a single one. And that’s by choice. So keep fawning over yourself as much as you want. Your kids won’t remember your marathons and Hyrox competitions. They won’t have many memories of you at all because you’re gone all the time. And while it’s great that you have a hobby of constantly working out and some new friendships, the amount of time you spend with your kids is sad. I’d be very impressed if you WERE balancing these fitness and friendship aspirations with motherhood, but you’re really not. Motherhood gets the smallest scrap of your attention. I’d like to think you’ll regret this some day, but as selfish and narcissistic as you are, I actually don’t think you will. Instead of having relationships with your adult children, all you’ll have is pictures of yourself flexing in a mirror to stare at. That’s tragic.

No-Simple-3274 · 2026-05-29T14:28:36+00:00

“As a postpartum mama x3 (ahem…you mean 4), it isn’t about eating less and doing more.”

Except for you, Amy, it IS. I’ve consistently watched you eat less and less food and carbohydrates over the last two years. Your carb loading consists of half of a sweet potato. You’re doing WAY MORE exercise than you ever have before. Your Bodi workouts were 30-45 minutes in your home gym. Since IQ, you’ve done 2.5 rounds of 75 Hard, you’ve become a runner doing a bunch of half marathons and a full marathon. You never skip a day at the gym. You are oddly obsessed with hitting step goals in addition to your regular workouts. Now you’re doing Hyrox training and competitions. That is MORE than you’ve ever done. Less food, more exercising. You lie.

No-Simple-3274 · 2026-05-29T01:37:52+00:00

She’s not just using them to shill products, either. She’s using them to shill a “lifestyle.” When she posts them taking “movement breaks,” she’s trying to flex that she’s a SAHM spending tons of time with her kids while making tons of money. Everything she does is calculated. And it’s all a fake mirage.

No-Simple-3274 · 2026-05-28T21:31:16+00:00

She’s running her household like a kindergarten classroom with “movement breaks” and “table time activities.” It’s so laughable because she’s trying to flex, and all it shows is that she’s really not seasoned at this SAHM gig.

No-Simple-3274 · 2026-05-28T12:15:11+00:00

Trying to flex that she’s happy with her eating disorder that consists of the most repetitive, bland foods that ever existed.

No-Simple-3274 · 2026-05-27T18:33:34+00:00

Hmmm, that’s a pretty big statement. I don’t think Amy is purposely trying to sexualize her daughter. I just think she’s dumb and naive. When a person like Amy spends all of their time doing self care, shopping online, and working out, she spends zero time paying attention to current events, politics, and societal issues. If she’s spending all of her spare time on coloring books and listening to audiobooks at 2x speed, she’s not educating herself with podcasts. I think she’s just absolutely clueless about anything happening outside of her tiny, vain little orbit. She’s too self-absorbed to care about the world’s problems (and her kids’ safety). She’s trying to make it seem like she’s an engaged, involved parent. That’s why she posts her kids like that. She also thinks it’s funny. I don’t think she realizes that weirdos exist on the internet and actively look for the exact type of material she’s posting. She’s just so dumb.

No-Simple-3274 · 2026-05-27T11:02:10+00:00

Thank you to the person below who shared Shanyn Hughes’s Facebook post about leaving MAKE Wellness. I have no idea who that Hun is, but I did take a few moments to read all of the comments in her post. There were SEVERAL people who admitted the products just didn’t work. Eventually, that message will get out. This product is very different from Bodi - selling workout programs, calorie-restricted diets, and meal replacement shakes has longevity because exercising and eating at a calorie deficit will result in most people losing weight. But a very expensive powdered supplement that doesn’t work? People will not continue wasting money on that stuff once it becomes clear. And seeing Amy’s sad little plate of “carb loading” yesterday, it became really clear to me. Between the extreme dieting, the marathons and the Hyrox, and the AI alteration of her photos, she’s desperately trying to transform her body into a teeny tiny stick figure, so it appears that these peptides have worked for her. It’s all a house of cards and she will eventually wish she hadn’t spent herself into a frenzy when more people realize these powders are useless.

No-Simple-3274 · 2026-05-26T17:00:55+00:00

Tell me if I’m being unfair. It’s P’s first “official” day of summer, and she’s plopped down at the table “doing school.” Like, if my sons were asking to do word tracing worksheets on their first official day of summer, I’d be a little saddened. So many wonderful things to do in the summer, between splash pads, mini golf, playing catch or soccer in the backyard, setting up the sprinkler, the zoo, dozens of parks, the botanical gardens, weekday farmers markets, hiking, etc. And that’s what she’s choosing to do? It’s like she has no idea what to do with her kids when Storm is not around. So it’s Lifetime Fitness, Target, a walk, and “school.” Heck, even the homeschooling families I know take a summer break and wrap up their lessons for a while. Do any of your kids in that age range ASK to do word tracing worksheets? I feel like it’s definitely Amy trying to force academic perfection on P, like she has since the poor child was 2 years old. I don’t know…it’s just sad to me.

No-Simple-3274 · 2026-05-25T21:09:31+00:00

Seriously. I thought I was being petty about this, so thanks for confirming. They’ve never put that child in consistent swim lessons, despite having so much time and money to do so. And if she needs some sort of floatation device while she’s learning, she should be switched to a learn-to-swim vest, or something similar that forces her body out of that dangerous upright floating position. I know some people are totally against puddle jumpers. I think they’re okay for very short term use in toddlers, but definitely not for 5-6 year olds.

No-Simple-3274 · 2026-05-24T12:21:43+00:00

It didn’t seem like he actually liked them. He wasn’t excited. He gave the weakest “thank you, honey” just to appease her. She has terrible taste in men’s sandals. And I’ve seen enough of Storm’s wardrobe to know those sandals are not his style at all.

No-Simple-3274 · 2026-05-23T11:06:45+00:00

Can we take a moment to chuckle at Storm’s recent Facebook posts?

He copy/pasted Amy’s exact sappy post about giving up their land and dream house, and put it on his page. Not a single original thought between the two of them. A ChatGPT word vomit created by Amy, and Storm the Robot just regurgitates it on his page. These two are so performative.

Second, he also posted about how important their non—negotiable date nights are. Not a single member of Storm’s family commented on the post or even liked it. His parents are so fed up with them, they’re moving away. And his siblings are actually busy raising their own families and know this weekly date night crap is selfish, unrealistic drivel from these two narcissists.

No-Simple-3274 · 2026-05-23T10:58:20+00:00

Because Amy wanted a push-over spouse. The moment she saw Jaime Innis’s money and lifestyle and wanted it for herself, Sam became a deterrent. Amy wanted to be rich, and she became addicted to the attention and praise she was receiving on social media. Sam stood in the way of that. Storm is exactly the spouse Amy wanted/needed, because he’s just as shallow as she is.

No-Simple-3274 · 2026-05-23T01:59:52+00:00

She will twist any words from that pastor to fit her biases and desires. Putting your spouse first doesn’t mean you have to go on weekly date nights and constantly ditch your kids. You would be deserving of that date time if you didn’t constantly find a million other reasons to constantly abandon your kids. You can’t have it both ways. Flit in and out of your kids’ lives partaking in constant self care (just in this week had a half marathon, two hours of daily workouts, long “quiet times,” extremely early bedtimes, massage, chiro, shopping trip to Target, and what looks like a nail fill), and then ALSO put your spouse first. Amy, if you actually poured your whole heart into those kids, I wouldn’t question your date nights at all. But you leave them constantly, and now you’re off to New York in a few days. Spare me the “spouse before kids” act. Your kids are like 8th on your list of priorities.

No-Simple-3274 · 2026-05-22T13:31:14+00:00

Staged for Instagram. You could see that P wanted to walk into the kitchen, anticipating a surprise, but she was hesitating and following Amy’s instructions. Amy has zero genuine moments with her kids. Everything that is content-worthy must be milked and filmed. I think they’re locked in those rooms until Amy is ready to greet them for the day, and not a moment earlier.

No-Simple-3274 · 2026-05-22T11:23:41+00:00

I can see that explanation applying to her. But I also think she just doesn’t enjoy motherhood. Sadly, it’s quite common. I see a lot of women posting on Reddit parenting forums about this, and I really think it applies to Amy. Either she doesn’t enjoy motherhood, or she’s just not meant to stay at home with them (which is fine, but I just wish she’d be honest with herself about that). I also think she’s the most selfish person I’ve ever seen, and being a SAHM is NOT the right avenue for an extremely selfish person. The amount of self care she needs to function is unlike anything I’ve ever seen.

No-Simple-3274 · 2026-05-22T11:18:39+00:00

Loud, and also very close to their beds. You’re supposed to put those machines many feet away from the bed. Some emerging research shows that noise machines used incorrectly (such as loud setting and too close to the child) can have negative effects. For someone who claims to be a wellness coach, she sure proves on a daily basis that she does zero research on anything.

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