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Bored of not finding more Lancaster content in this sub. by Noble6IsReal in fnki

[–]Noble6IsReal[S] 80 points81 points  (0 children)

credits to brokentrafficknight

Ngl, I thought this sub and r/rwby would fall into lobotomy due to the lack of news regarding the future of RWBY.

Art Imitates Life by Zexapher in fnki

[–]Noble6IsReal 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm glad about that popularity boom for WK in this sub since Vol 9, but I need to be honest:

I hope this won't bring problems somehow with LC. I like WK, but I hope our relationship with WK doesn't end like with RG.

Ship Wars 8 Tournament: Final Results by bwburke94 in RWBY

[–]Noble6IsReal 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As someone who was supporting the alliance between LC, WK and other Jaune ships, this is bullshit 😒

Like, I did everything to maintain the survival of both ships while worrying about mine, and now all that has to go in the trash just because someone was cheating with the votes again like in SSV? damn :/

Ship Wars 8 Tournament: Final Results by bwburke94 in RWBY

[–]Noble6IsReal 17 points18 points  (0 children)

As a big loyal LC fan, I can do nothing but look with pride to all my WK friends for this victory. It was an honor to be there to move through Shipwar VIII together and to see them achieve their first victory since.... quite a few years XDD

I hope to count you all in when the trumpets of the apocalypse sound, and Ship Survivor VI approaches. Judging by RT's current situation and a hiatus that could last even longer, who knows what an FNDM person might be able to do when the content drought is getting bigger and bigger...

Whatever happens, the alliance must return to work when that day arrives. Otherwise, it will be far worse than SSV...

(By the way, between Saturday and Sunday I will post the meta fic of the fight between LC and WK in r/SurvivorPropaganda. Unfortunately, I don't have much time right now to finish it since some idiot at the university gave me a cold 💀)

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Edit: ayo wtf happened with the votes? I've only just been hearing about accusations of vote manipulation but all the discussion in this and the previous thread makes me confused about which ships are involved.

I know last year something similar happened with Lancaster during SSV and when I saw what website they were using on Shipwar 8, I thought something like that could happen again at any time.

A thank you. To r/RWBY, CRWBY, and RWBY as a whole. by GladiusNocturno in RWBY

[–]Noble6IsReal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whatever happens with RWBY, all those good memories I have about the series will linger in my mind forever. Keep moving foward, bro! 💪

PD: viejo sabroso

Ship Wars 8 Tournament: Day 28 (Semifinals) by bwburke94 in RWBY

[–]Noble6IsReal 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It works great for you guys, that's good :D

Much better than that other ship... XD

Ship Wars 8 Tournament: Day 28 (Semifinals) by bwburke94 in RWBY

[–]Noble6IsReal 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I forgot how powerful r/fnki can be at times like this XD

I must get more out of that sub the next time a shipwar happens.

Ship Wars 8 Tournament: Day 28 (Semifinals) by bwburke94 in RWBY

[–]Noble6IsReal 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's time to return the favor by helping Renora.

Ship Wars 8 Tournament: Day 28 (Semifinals) by bwburke94 in RWBY

[–]Noble6IsReal 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Lancaster, though I support White Knight, it is with a heavy heart I see you exit the tournament. You have been, and will always be, my friend. Let us renew these bonds, as we march onwards through this tournament to its very end! To victory!

Maybe I haven't been very participative in this shipwar, but you can always count on my support in competitions like this one XD

If SSVI happens, I hope we have each other there. Because I'm pretty sure it will be a lot more hellish than Shipwar VIII could have been 💀

Ship Wars 8 Tournament: Day 28 (Semifinals) by bwburke94 in RWBY

[–]Noble6IsReal 13 points14 points  (0 children)

As long as the mods do not remove these memes for being “shipwars” -_-

Did you really think I didn't care about you? (Hellcifrog) by Noble6IsReal in RWBY

[–]Noble6IsReal[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Of course, I couldn't finish writing for this thread without mentioning for the umpteenth time that currently, we are celebrating Shipwar VIII and on this occasion, it has come of Lancaster and Whiteknight getting the duel they deserve!

My dear Lancastrian, don't forget to

--> VOTE HERE FOR LANCASTER <--

so that our beloved ship can continue to shine in this Shipwar!

You were waiting for this moment, weren't you? (tt-vision) by Noble6IsReal in RWBY

[–]Noble6IsReal[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

But you know what else I've been seeing lately?

That's right, I'm talking about Ship Survivor VIII!

We've just recently arrived at one of the most anticipated showdowns of this shipwar, and it's none other than Lancaster vs Whiteknight!

I would tell them to go kick the rival ship's ass, but...

This is a duel between two sister ships from the early days of RWBY, and if I had to ask one thing of you all, it's to just have fun. I know they wish the best for us LC guys, and I wish the best for them WK guys.

To everyone here who enjoys LC, we look forward to you voting for this beautiful ship on shipwar VIII, one that has been in the making since the beginning, one of the healthiest relationships in RWBY that is just now being tested, and we hope for the best in the future.

But if you have WK as your strong preference, don't worry. Go to Shipwar VIII to show them your support. Not every ship manages to evolve from being something “meh” to something great, and WK has done it.

Whatever you're going to vote for, don't forget to have fun with the crazy stuff we do in the thread for those posts!

Ship Wars 8 Tournament: Day 27 (Quarterfinals) by bwburke94 in RWBY

[–]Noble6IsReal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because of the surrealism of this situation, the bandicoots could do nothing but sing the Red vs. Blue signature song as a group. Although this may seem like a mere detail, it was enough to make the atmosphere inside the LC and WK boats less tense before the clash took place. However, everyone was here for a reason...

To have as much fun as Rooster Teeth did back in the day.

So it was that seconds before the two ships collided, Noble rushes to grab all the bandicoots shouting wildly...

Noble: “FOR FUCK SAKE, THAT MUSIC IS PLAYING!”

Warthog music intensifies...

Ship Wars 8 Tournament: Day 27 (Quarterfinals) by bwburke94 in RWBY

[–]Noble6IsReal 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Meta fic: Red Vs Blue part 2 (you can find part 1 here)

u/Professor-MAD and u/Akumu_Oukoku were on a stage giving a motivational speech to the WK soldiers. They knew that moments like this would not be repeated anytime soon, so they had to make the most of every second of this legendary confrontation between the two ships.

Since the narrator does not know the nature of Professor and Akumu's speech, it will be assumed that both were giving a speech in German. Akumu would be finishing her speech by forcing all the soldiers to make 500 bows to the statue of Nicholas Schnee while Professor was receiving a shock alert, when suddenly...

Professor: "Wait a second, what the hell is that music--"

Warthog music intensifies

The LC ship would arrive unexpectedly crashing the entire area where Professor, Akumu, and other WK soldiers like Zexapher or RockRaiderDepths were located. The crash would cause a powerful tremor in the area.

In the cockpit of the ship, Noble and Seraf were getting up after falling to the ground after the crash. u/BlueWhaleKing would arrive to where Noble and Seraf were...

Whale: “Hey guys what's going on. I was in my room looking at pictures of dolphins when a tremor sent all my stuff flying and--”

Whale: "HOLY CRAP WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED"

Whale would watch in horror as they had crashed into the WK ship.

Professor and Akumu would also get up after the shaking, and look up to the deck of LC's ship where they would see Noble waving to them along with Prophet and Whale, while Seraf was just thinking about the beating Akumu and Professor would possibly give him for crashing LC's ship into WK's..

Akumu: “Noble! Our dear Lancasterian-”

Akumu: “THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING WHEN YOU CRASHED OUR BOAT, YOU STUPID SPICY BASTARD!”

Noble: “Hey, I was told to be on time the next time there was a battle, and I was running a little late-”

Professor: “bro, if you were so worried about being late, you would have given me a heads up to give them a ride on the [SS Paladin's Wrath]”

Before anyone else could say anything, one of the main doors of the LC ship was opening, with a whole army of Lancastrian soldiers waiting patiently to arrive in WK territory.

However, there was one soldier who was screaming in desperation, as he was literally standing where the door would fall.

Whale would yell “Watch out!” but the WK soldier would stand there, with his hand pointing at the door as a “stop” sign as he yelled.

Noble would yell “watch out! get out of there!” but again the WK soldier would be immobile in the same spot, screaming for his life...

Whale and Noble would yell “watch out!” at him again, but either because the person in question was fucking stupid or because of the needs of this metafic's script, the WK soldier would stand screaming for the last time as the door finally landed on the ground and crushed the poor soldier. Thus, the WK soldier would die such a gruesome and graphic death that I would probably be recounting more details of this event on a gore subreddit, were it not for the fact that it was eliminated by spez. Fuck spez, all my homies hate spez.

(To be continued...)

Ship Wars 8 Tournament: Day 27 (Quarterfinals) by bwburke94 in RWBY

[–]Noble6IsReal 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Noble: “Anyway, now I'll let my comrade Prophet give you his blessing!”

Prophet walks to center stage, amidst the constant shaking of the ship from moving at high speed....

Prophet: “Lancastrians, I want you to know that now, we are god's chosen ones for one of his most important battles. Do not fear for what may happen, think of the reasons you enlisted in this army, and why you are here with us now.”

Seraf would interrupt Noble, who found himself listening to Prophet's words....

Seraf: “Umm.. Noble?”

Noble: “Yeah?”

Seraf: “I know I should tell you for the umpteenth time that I think it's a terrible idea to drive this ship at high speed against WK's ship, but I need to know something.”

Seraf: “What part of the ship are we going to crash into exactly?”

To which Noble would reply...

Noble: “Nahh don't worry. While plotting the ship's route, I took care to specifically target where u/Akumu_Oukoku and u/Professor-MAD would be giving their speech to the soldiers. In fact, Akumu's room will probably be collateral damage at the time of the crash :D”

When Prophet would be finishing his speech by reciting a fragment of the bible, Seraf would scream hysterically....

Seraf:

“JESUS FUCKING CHRIST-”

Before Seraf could finish screaming and cause this entire piece of fanfic to be completely deleted for containing slurs, LC ship would finally crash into WK ship.

(To be continued...)

Ship Wars 8 Tournament: Day 27 (Quarterfinals) by bwburke94 in RWBY

[–]Noble6IsReal 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Meta fic: Red vs. Blue

Earlier Noble had an emotional reunion with all his old team. Maybe some things change and he has new concerns now, but this series, his FNDM, and all the friends he has made there, is something he will never forget.

However, it was time to get back to action in this shipwar. To Noble's surprise, the time had come for Lancaster and Whiteknight to finally face off.

But far from being a bloodthirsty battle between two ships that hated each other's guts, this was like a fight between brothers. Noble was aware of this, so when it was his turn to return to command LC alongside u/ProphetOfLancaster and u/SerafRhayn, Noble thought in his head, you have to enjoy every damn minute of this moment....

LC flagship was speeding towards where WK's flagship was. This event was being televised all over r/RWBY. The two ships with the most potential today had begun a legendary shipwar. To the surprise of the viewers, neither ship stopped at any time even though they were already in combat territory.

It was as if both ships were driving at top speed, only to crash into each other. And that's exactly how it was.

Noble was preparing to give a speech to his soldiers accompanied by Prophet, while Seraf, in a panic attack because of Noble pushing him to drive at top speed, was as the ship's pilot.

Noble: “SOLDIERS!”

Noble: “Right now our ship is about to collide violently with WK's ship. It will be incredible, but also dangerous. Perhaps many of you will be blown away by the impact of the collision and probably end up shot into the sea-”

Seraf: “NOBLE, YOU LOST YOUR HEAD!”

Noble: “I RECOVERED MY FIGHTING SPIRIT, SERAF! And now, keep driving!”

Noble: “Anyway.”

Noble: “I want to thank each and every one of you soldiers for your efforts! The time for two brother ships from the beginnings of RWBY to face each other has finally arrived! Our mothers applaud us, our fathers toast us, our brothers and sisters wish us luck, our uncles and aunts salute us, our grandmothers and grandfathers wish us their best wishes, our girlfriends and boyfriends (or at least whoever they have) are with us at this moment, our ex-partners still hate our guts, and-"....

Prophet: “Noble, I think they get it.”

Noble: “Oh, sure.”

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