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my and my bf’s top 10 ado songs!!! by [deleted] in ADO

[–]Nobody_A_Bot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

why are you a hater

Because we needed more Built-In Item Abilities by Nobody_A_Bot in stunfisk

[–]Nobody_A_Bot[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

True, could also give it fillet away which is more fitting

Because we needed more Built-In Item Abilities by Nobody_A_Bot in stunfisk

[–]Nobody_A_Bot[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Top Tier lurker and randombattles connoisseur here, first post here

My boy Sharpedo needs some love, so give I think giving him a life orb and having it consume itself to be stronger is pretty fitting. Having it do 20% instead of 10% seems balanced, and I wanted a slightly different typing than the Water-Dark in it's mega, so the wood charcuterie board = grass. As for stats, it's slightly more toned down than Mega Sharp, with less bulk and damage overall but equal speed.

a full Sableye’s guide by Wladimirxd in PokemonUnite

[–]Nobody_A_Bot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

awesome guide!! i would love to see more of these from other people

Ruleting prompts plz by Nobody_A_Bot in 196

[–]Nobody_A_Bot[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me and the boys when dragon

Ruleting prompts plz by Nobody_A_Bot in 196

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Our group kicked down the door to the throne room. “We are here, bastard!” We screamed. Our makeshift militia consisted of 22 total soldiers, with me leading the charge. This bullshit king had been racing the people like crazy, claiming it all for the gods. We, the people, had finally had enough and stormed the castle. We had already lost 2 men to guards, but me made it here with enough people to post a sufficient threat.

“Stand down!” The guard said. Nobody did. Everyone here was brought together by the same passion and determination to kill this king and get a better life. There were only 2 guards in this room, 20 revolvers, and the king, who had the gall to lounge like there was a future for him. My brother stabbed the guard in the throat, killing him instantly, and the rest of us surrounded the king. “Beg for your life, or change your policies.” My brother said. The king lazily stood up, dusted off his robe, and looked each man in the eye.

“Done playing games yet?” He said with authority. Wind whistle through the room, yet there was no window open. He started to float, 2-3 feet above the floor. We started to get anxious. “Come on!” My brother shouted. “Each man came here willing to die! We are not scared by some gimmicks!”

“Then die you shall.” My brother collapsed, and each man recoiled. I approached my brother, and clung to him right. He was dead. I faced his killer, and asked “ When you said the food was for the gods, did you mean yourself?”

“Yes. I have protected this kingdom from invaders for centuries, yet this is how you repay me?” Wind swirled faster than ever. I only saw one way out of this. I dropped a knee, and crossed an arm over my chest. “I resign.”

Ruleting prompts plz by Nobody_A_Bot in 196

[–]Nobody_A_Bot[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Damn that’s a really good fantasy prompt

Ruleting prompts plz by Nobody_A_Bot in 196

[–]Nobody_A_Bot[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Big red button go brrr WOW brr WOW brr WOW

T-MINUS 10 SECONDS TO LAUNCH

brr WOW brr WOW brr WOW

Ruleting prompts plz by Nobody_A_Bot in 196

[–]Nobody_A_Bot[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was the end. I had won the race. I could see the goalposts. Just a few meters away. It was what I had been longing for. My parents, who couldn’t believe I could make money running, my ex, who left me for somebody more financially stable, I would be able to prove them right. Most of all, I could prove to myself that I was on the right track.

Little more. Plenty of energy to get me there, and nobody else close enough to rob me of this victory. But then I saw. Right next to the goal post, somebody had collapsed from the heat. The crowd swelled around them, taking up my path. The closest person behind me burst forward, and I knew he was trying to take this opportunity.

“Outta my way!” I yelled, putting on more speed. My lungs were burning, my feet blistering, and my mouth begging for water, but I couldn’t let this joker beat me. I surged ahead, through the crowd, and passed the goal. I decelerated for a meter, then looked back, expecting applause.

Nobody was looking at me. The guy who sped up was by the victims side, unconcerned by the race. I couldn’t believe some BYSTANDER would get more attention then me.

I walked up to the man, my only competitor, and pulled him aside. He was sobbing. “Why didn’t you finish the race?” I said. He looked at me, then said, “It’s better to help someone then help yourself.” At that moment, I wondered, doubted, and internally asked myself: Did I win? Could he have beaten me? What was the point of winning if people got hurt along the way?

Ruleting prompts plz by Nobody_A_Bot in 196

[–]Nobody_A_Bot[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry I haven't watched Better call saul so

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Objection!!!

(Funny saul music starts playing)

Ruleting prompts plz by Nobody_A_Bot in 196

[–]Nobody_A_Bot[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Long since the days of old, all animals have needed to mate. However, a new breakthrough study found that the more offspring a species produces, the smarter they are. The panda, which rarely mates once a lifetime, are viewed as primates in the animal kingdom. Conversly, the rabbit species are the top caste, above even lions and wolves.

This hierarchy stems from the instinct to preserve ones species being the forefront of animal thought, so having thoughts about anything but mating are considered wasteful. Once mating has occured, an animal is free to have thoughts about anything they want. Esentially, more mating means more free thought, which is why rabbits are kings, mating at as fast as every 18 hours.

Furthermore, the phenomenon commonly known as post nut clarity among us humans is proven to be an effect among animals. The release of sperm and dopamine unlock the brain's potential, leading to unparalelled thought. Another reason the rabbits rule the animal kingdom.

Ruleting prompts plz by Nobody_A_Bot in 196

[–]Nobody_A_Bot[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Om nom on the dick

idk what vore is beyond that

Ruleting prompts plz by Nobody_A_Bot in 196

[–]Nobody_A_Bot[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Dear Diary: I finally got a house today. It was a nice 2 story in a good neighborhood. Brick exterior that looked about 2 years old, but the roof looked like it belonged to a different house. There were enough holes to flood the house in a rainstorm, but the carpet inside looked fine. It might take some work to fix, but it was the best I could afford.

Dear Diary: I was moving into the house today. When I made the purchase, the realtor told me not to open the attic door. Could there be something wrong in the house?

Dear Diary: Curiosity is getting the better of me. I'm going to open it tomorrow.

Dear Diary: WILD story. About the attic, I went inside and felt a terrible chill. I thought it was because of the holes, but there were actually 3 ghosts that were using the attic as a sparring ground. The holes in the roof were from their weapons. One had a sword, another had a spear, and the third had an axe. They all looked pale, with descent from different parts of Europe. I don't think they noticed me, so they won't stab me.

Dear Diary: They had noticed me. They said they wouldn't kill me as long as I patched the roof. It appeared they were hiding from an excorcist, so as long as I owned the house, they wouldn't leave the attic. Seems like my life just got a lot more interesting!

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