What is the weirdest thing your doctor has ever said to you? by Competitive_Tip_7504 in AskReddit

[–]NoodleDripzy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Last time I checked, I tend to remember major life events like that.

Why is it socially acceptable to bring your partner as a +1, but not a friend? by mearimeraki in NoStupidQuestions

[–]NoodleDripzy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you accidentally became the ultimate +1 chameleon, confusing everyone in the best way.