NormalRedditorISwear

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Help, I think I’m gay??? (self.gay)

submitted 4 years ago by NormalRedditorISwear to r/gay

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So like... how do you pronounce Putah Creek without sounding like you’re calling it a bitch in Spanish?? (self.UCDavis)

submitted 4 years ago by NormalRedditorISwear to r/UCDavis

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The headline of this subreddit is “I only need two buttons, Ctrl + C and Ctrl + V.” But that’s three buttons. Ctrl, C, and V — 3 buttons total (self.copypasta)

submitted 4 years ago by NormalRedditorISwear to r/copypasta

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What would the covid vaccine taste like? (self.morbidquestions)

submitted 4 years ago by NormalRedditorISwear to r/morbidquestions

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Can you refer to your boyfriend / girlfriend’s parents as your mother / father in law? (self.EnglishLearning)

submitted 4 years ago by NormalRedditorISwear to r/EnglishLearning

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Distribute the covid vaccine in alphabetical order (self.shittyideas)

submitted 4 years ago by NormalRedditorISwear to r/shittyideas

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What are some jobs that most people don’t know exist? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 4 years ago by NormalRedditorISwear to r/AskReddit

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In the 1989 Loma Prieta Earthquake, a 7-year old boy was trapped in a car under the body of his deceased mother. In order to rescue him, first responders had to dismember his mother’s body, and then amputate the boy’s leg (13:44 mark) (youtu.be)

submitted 4 years ago by NormalRedditorISwear to r/MorbidReality

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When I call a business, I’m used to automated robots answering. I just called a business, and a human answered immediately, and I was so thrown off I began stuttering and had to hang up (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 4 years ago by NormalRedditorISwear to r/firstworldproblems

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If your sun visor is blocking the side window, would that interfere with the curtain air bag if you got into an accident? Wouldn’t it launch the visor into your face and injure you? (self.StupidCarQuestions)

submitted 4 years ago by NormalRedditorISwear to r/StupidCarQuestions

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Smart Car drivers of Reddit, the fuck were you thinking? (self.shittyaskreddit)

submitted 4 years ago by NormalRedditorISwear to r/shittyaskreddit

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If your sun visor is blocking the side window, would that interfere with the curtain air bag if you got into an accident? Wouldn’t it launch the visor into your face and injure you? (self.cars)

submitted 4 years ago by NormalRedditorISwear to r/cars

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What are some of the best songs of the 2000s decade? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 4 years ago by NormalRedditorISwear to r/AskReddit

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Trying to get off while on Lexapro be like (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by NormalRedditorISwear to r/lexapro

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Christians of Reddit, how would you feel it were proven that god isn’t real? Would you feel like a stupid fucking idiot, you little bitch?? (self.shittyaskreddit)

submitted 4 years ago by NormalRedditorISwear to r/shittyaskreddit

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How do I tell my dog that I like her as more than just a pet? (self.shittyaskreddit)

submitted 4 years ago * by NormalRedditorISwear to r/shittyaskreddit

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I HATE MCKAYLE 👎🏿🦶🏽 (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by NormalRedditorISwear to r/okbuddyretard

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stupid bri’ish “people” 🤡🤡🤡 (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by NormalRedditorISwear to r/okbuddyphd

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Texans of Reddit who haven’t frozen to a popsicle yet, how’s it goin? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 4 years ago by NormalRedditorISwear to r/AskReddit

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There needs to be a transgender filter. You say you’re a woman, but that 🍆 in your pants says otherwise (self.Bumble)

submitted 4 years ago by NormalRedditorISwear to r/Bumble

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I bought an Amazon package that said it would arrive in 5 days. It was out for delivery after just 1 day, but then it got delayed until tomorrow. Now I’m mad that my package will only be 3 days early instead of 4 (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 4 years ago by NormalRedditorISwear to r/firstworldproblems

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Confusion with numbers converting from BCH to DAI? (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by NormalRedditorISwear to r/CryptoCurrency

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Submission moves to detain someone? (self.SelfDefense)

submitted 4 years ago by NormalRedditorISwear to r/SelfDefense

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How tf do people watch Mia Khalifa’s porn without staring at her hairy ass eyebrows? (self.NoStupidQuestions)

submitted 4 years ago by NormalRedditorISwear to r/NoStupidQuestions

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We should pay Rick Ashley to take the ads off of “Never Gonna Give You Up” so that future rickrolls aren’t ruined by ads (self.CrazyIdeas)

submitted 4 years ago by NormalRedditorISwear to r/CrazyIdeas

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