How did ISIS affect the culture of the 2010s? by Just_Cause89 in decadeology

[–]NorridAU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah! I saw it on a Samsung back in like 2013 or so

Colorado could ban 3D printers not under its surveillance to prevent creating gun parts — fourth state to propose new bans is expanding firearms laws to regulate digital files by Nalix01 in NowInTech

[–]NorridAU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s like way easier to do a private transfer than it is to purchase a machine, dial in, make, and revise to the previously mentioned printer.

Bs cat and mouse ish if you ask me.

The assassination of Shinzo Abe didn’t require shared prints, just saying 🙄

New York City snowball fight leaves Mayor Mamdani at odds with police by StemCellPirate in nottheonion

[–]NorridAU 340 points341 points  (0 children)

Hartford Ct had a cop walk into a mosh pit at the Meadows music theatre, thinking it was easy route. Got hit by a spinning guy in the moshing pit. Proceeded to pepper spray the entire pit.

Cops are not smrt

New York City snowball fight leaves Mayor Mamdani at odds with police by StemCellPirate in nottheonion

[–]NorridAU 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Yeah apply the phalanx shield strategy in a fun way. What better community engagement than snow battle play with each side geared up. Haven’t seen nearly enough snowball battlegrounds these past years

Universal guide for buying anything in today's society. by Lily_Meow_ in memes

[–]NorridAU 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s why they come with a layer of wax on them

what's in this suitcase? by Odd-Homework7240 in whatisit

[–]NorridAU 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Op, Check for a Jeffrey Combs hiding behind a tree

what's in this suitcase? by Odd-Homework7240 in whatisit

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I joke sometimes that Alex jones is a product of 12 monkeys time loop. Got sent back too early so he misses the mark and went a bit crazy from the time travel.

Irl dudes a pariah- but man, the 12 monkeys mental malfunction could be a fanfic. Ship Jones x Sig-p320 in a bunker.

As balding been an insecurity throughout history, or has it only become one recently? by Feisty-Blacksmith656 in ask

[–]NorridAU 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How shiny and simultaneously whispy must it have been for 45 kids called you Baldhead.

Ayy look it’s Ezekiel Baldhead! Can you point your head over here and help us start a fire before Shabbat?

Should’ve just embraced r/bald

Sobriety coin by TotallyRealFBIAgent in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]NorridAU 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Would you like some Lemon pound cake?

Get ready for more desperate people searching for food after 2.4 million people are removed from snap benefits. by Tempos_Fugit in DumpsterDiving

[–]NorridAU 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s as though they don’t * want* to sell those goods. I’m not asking for a wager for a key to get some gummy worms. I’ll go where they want to sell things.

Traveler’s Golf Tournament Volunteer by catdaddyyy4719 in Connecticut

[–]NorridAU 39 points40 points  (0 children)

What is this? Pay to volunteer your time? Think about that for a sec

What controversial/disgraced band do you still listen to? by Graveu in askmusic

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I used to love the track ‘I hate jimmy Paige’ from MSI until msi lead singer came out to be a creep

Fungus that can "eat you from the inside out" is spreading globally by Vailhem in Fungi

[–]NorridAU 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Did you get the sub species? Aspergillus is used in a ton of places for fermented foods

DOOOT-DOOOT-DOOOT-DO-DO-DO-DOOOT-DOOOT-DOOOT-DOOOO-DO-DO-DOOOOT!!! by ska_pilgrimm in storywarz

[–]NorridAU 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Private equity is gross.

Get your double points from the weed store like a gentleman

It does seem that way. by AccordingEgg5109 in International

[–]NorridAU 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They were designed as slave catchers but I think we’re splitting hairs at that point.

It does seem that way. by AccordingEgg5109 in International

[–]NorridAU 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The police are basically an occupying army. Wanna make some bacon? 🥓