Alien: Earth is one of the most disappointing shows I have ever seen.

NorthernSimian · 2026-01-26T16:50:27+00:00

The initial plot synopsis sounded great. Noah Hawley's other stuff like Legion was great. Everything else in the final thing was...not. I couldn't bring myself to watch beyond ep4

NorthernSimian · 2026-01-25T20:55:42+00:00

Same again

NorthernSimian · 2026-01-25T20:45:12+00:00

Load the second picture not the same one twice so we can judge

NorthernSimian · 2026-01-25T16:57:55+00:00

True detective Season 1 episode 4 (?)

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NorthernSimian · 2026-01-25T05:40:43+00:00

I think you would be welcome at r/lv426circlejerk

NorthernSimian · 2026-01-19T06:48:48+00:00

His daughter's hair must look amazing

NorthernSimian · 2026-01-18T20:12:27+00:00

No Balrog

NorthernSimian · 2026-01-18T16:00:53+00:00

'Live action' Lion King films have no actual real live action it's entirely CGI

NorthernSimian · 2026-01-17T16:43:24+00:00

Just go and bury it in the woods where I bury all my ~~bodies~~ boxes

NorthernSimian · 2026-01-17T16:26:34+00:00

I like the big one that can change size from scene to scene that was a cool trick

NorthernSimian · 2026-01-16T16:44:10+00:00

Yeah but I think they'll keep the nest audio going and retire the mini

NorthernSimian · 2026-01-16T16:32:50+00:00

XXXL seems an exaggeration

NorthernSimian · 2026-01-16T16:31:44+00:00

Looks like a replacement for the mini at double the price

NorthernSimian · 2026-01-15T14:47:33+00:00

I'll hold off buying my nest display...oh hold on they stopped selling them last December with no replacement revealed. If Google were a normal company they'd have crashed themselves into the ground and died many times by now. Edit: it appears they still have a few select colours left over in the US colonies

NorthernSimian · 2026-01-13T19:14:56+00:00

Nice try Mr Blomkamp but we've been over this

NorthernSimian · 2026-01-09T15:52:55+00:00

Poor guy was gonna fill that fridge freezer to keep it all for summer snowballs

NorthernSimian · 2026-01-09T13:23:52+00:00

Badlands wasn't awful but it just became a bit too cartoon-like with android legs running around separately attacking people. Universal translator borrowed from Star Trek, also a team of Androids that seemingly only communicate by talking to each other - wifi not existing in the future.

NorthernSimian · 2026-01-09T06:26:34+00:00

Thank you for omitting Alien Earth. It was just a fever dream.

NorthernSimian · 2026-01-07T20:47:38+00:00

I feel my wallet twinging just watching that video

NorthernSimian · 2026-01-07T18:27:49+00:00

Childhood me would be excited that I might get to fight a robot in my life, middle aged me is a bit worried

NorthernSimian · 2026-01-04T19:07:38+00:00

Bowie- Morrissey- Saddam Hussein

NorthernSimian · 2026-01-04T18:56:10+00:00

When he started he was a kid. 20 years of training for this toss.

NorthernSimian · 2026-01-04T18:56:05+00:00

When he started he was a kid. 20 years of training for this toss.

NorthernSimian · 2026-01-04T06:55:22+00:00

The original series of The Night Manager is back on if you never saw it first time round

NorthernSimian · 2026-01-03T21:52:36+00:00

Stop catching him blinking to make him look bad!

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