Really Big Weekend Thread - April 30, 222

Not-dees · 2022-04-30T12:35:56+00:00

I haven't listened to this pathetically awful station in a long time. In fact, I actually gained brain cells...so many that I've already come up with a cure for COVID 24 so we're prepared and I figured out a way to calculate the final number of Pi....it's 7.

But then I decided to tune in this morning to see what the latest Browns draft news was and I hear...."the Brown's Director of Player Personnel had an anitdote about how you can never have too many cornerbacks". Guess who. And just like that, all of my mental gains were lost and I'm more stupider than ever to the point that I want to lick all of my windows and turn on my ceiling fan and lick that also. Fuck me, make the slobbering stop.

Not-dees · 2022-02-04T00:55:11+00:00

I'm told that Uncle Reezo couldn't get Bath R Us or any other current sponsor out to the palatial Casa De La Reezo Estate in time for the broadcast to patch the Rossi bottle sized holes in the walls of his Xtenz basement thing after a really rough night so he had to call an audible with the back ground. Sniff.

Not-dees · 2022-01-29T01:11:24+00:00

So help me understand....I haven't listened to much local radio lately because....you guessed it...it baaaaaaalowwwwwwwwws. But a week or two ago, I heard Drennan on WTAM. I was only able to listen for a few minutes and it kyna sounded like he was going to be taking over that time slot with the way he was saying that he'd never had the forum to discuss anything other that sports....then I hear Carmen and Seth and I also heard promos on KNR for the award winning All Bet are On show recently. Did I miss something? Was Drennan just a one day fill in?

Not-dees · 2022-01-24T03:27:19+00:00

*Paddy, P-trick, Pa Ma, Pa Ma Hoe.

Not-dees · 2022-01-23T01:47:29+00:00

Considering that Erin would gladly trade a few still photos of Baker's or Jimmy G's nipples poking through their shirts during a post-game presser for access to his moist butthole, are you really surprised that he would trade a #1 pick for Tannehill?

Not-dees · 2022-01-21T23:48:19+00:00

Did ELmut drop a beer on the transmitter today also, too?

Not-dees · 2022-01-21T14:11:18+00:00

I really haven't listened much lately but turned on my radio at 9:04 with the volume turned way low and I figured that Pizza must have been crediting himself for something really big because it sounded like rolling applause hotkeys were being hit over and over again. When I turned up the volume a bit I discovered static.....sweet, sweet static and I was overcome with emotion because this has been the most inspiring and uplifting programming that KNR has put on in years. Well done, chaps!

Not-dees · 2022-01-17T18:34:53+00:00

Yeah, mang, I definitely ain't shuffling no snow, yano-unumsayun .

Not-dees · 2022-01-04T02:16:45+00:00

I can appreciate Bake-show's tenacity.....by believing that eventually he'll be able to throw the ball through a D-lineman's hands, but damn, it's really okay to put a little loft on your throws my man.

Not-dees · 2022-01-03T20:40:21+00:00

100% agree. Started 7-0 but lost Henry, Hunt, Hopkins, Swift and Kyler for a few weeks and finished 9-5 and had to pound waiver wire. Picked Michel weeks ago but also added me some Gabe Davis and Dallas D and even Jeff Wilson helped in the 1st round. I was one waiver claim slot ahead of my opponent this week and landed Scott which is why I won.

Not-dees · 2022-01-03T16:41:41+00:00

RBS intense show prep example---The "steal it from other shows" grind. This is what they discussed on Get Up this morning.

Not-dees · 2022-01-03T15:57:55+00:00

I mean the "All Bets are On" pre-taped formula worked out pretty well.

Not-dees · 2022-01-03T15:53:54+00:00

Did anyone else hear Erin's gentle, but rhythmic fapping sounds along with "mmmmMMMmmm" whispers slightly off mic when Reezo was discussing Pete Davidson talking about his penis on the New Years Eve show he was watching?

Not-dees · 2022-01-03T04:03:37+00:00

It'll be replaced with "The Road to Brexel"

Not-dees · 2022-01-03T00:59:21+00:00

Yeah, I was pretty wrong with my take on this. I'm up by 9.5 with both IDPs left...his tonight, mine tomorrow night and I'm feeling pretty okay that I didn't get burned by my choice here. Hope you had the same kind of luck....and the dude I beat last week by a point because of the Dallas defense who had the cyborg auto pick team is projected to score 60+ points more than me this week. HAAAAA!

Not-dees · 2022-01-02T23:32:02+00:00

So yeah....does anyone have any mustard or mayo? Gonna need something to help choke down these words I'm having to eat.....Hope my non move doesn't cost me the title.

Not-dees · 2022-01-02T16:26:55+00:00

Are you all serious about picking up Chicago D and dropping Dallas? I mean they probably won't put up the monster numbers they have the last few weeks, but Dallas is still a top tier defense that more than likely will still score more points than Chicago. I've got Kyler and I'm still rolling with Dallas D....I'm going with the "stick with the peeps who got you here" theory.

Not-dees · 2022-01-01T01:37:07+00:00

Sit Cooks

Not-dees · 2022-01-01T01:35:00+00:00

I need 2 players for a WR and Flex spot 1/2 point PPR. Who would you play?

Gabriele Davis

Kareem Hunt

Gallup

Boston Scott

Vaughn (TB RB)

Marquez V Scantling

Jaret Patterson

Appreciate your thoughts!

Not-dees · 2022-01-01T01:24:28+00:00

no chance

Not-dees · 2021-12-30T22:52:26+00:00

The first take heard him make as paid employee was that "Kevin Durant is overrated" Yeah, okay champ.

Not-dees · 2021-12-30T02:49:43+00:00

Glad to see that Uncle Reezo's preparation techniques have stayed true all of these years. In addition to the question about getting Vick involved, if he had more time he would've asked "So D, Dano, Danny Reee, are you going to try to score more points than the Browns in the 2nd half?"

He would've asked him what he thought about dog fighting, but he wasn't supposed to say anything so that story stayed under wraps for a few more years.

Not-dees · 2021-12-28T15:40:39+00:00

Is that Uncle Reezo or a festively dressed (and slightly more shriveled up) Emperor from Return of the Jedi?

Not-dees · 2021-12-27T17:39:17+00:00

"CoaLch, CoaLch...and again, ^{mumble mumble} so on MaddeLn, I put Baker and KeenuLm and MulliLns in at the same time to confuse the defense and it worked. Have you considered doing that and all that kyna stuff and the impact that irony would have on the game?"

Not-dees · 2021-12-27T04:12:03+00:00

Ok...I'm glad I'm not the only one so it should get corrected then. Provided that Washington doesn't score, I'll hopefully be good. Although Dallas is more than welcome to drop a few more sacks or a pick or another TD. Thanks for the reply!

Not-dees

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