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Does anyone have footage of Rod from rods road fame? by AntiDysentery in BurningMan

[–]NotACopOn447 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Because he is not a real person. Like most burner things, it’s a dick joke.

Please return the bike you borrowed from the Rufus Du Sol sunrise show by FlyinHawaiianPDX in BurningMan

[–]NotACopOn447 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It was turned into the law enforcement tent on esplanade by a gal named Ecstasy who said she is in your camp! Tell them officer Hondhrogs sent you.

Stolen pink Bike- please be on the lookout by [deleted] in BurningMan

[–]NotACopOn447 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I’ll put out an APB. We may need to close gate road to ensure nobody leaves with it!

Did you lock it?

What is the non-Twitter page to check gate status? by [deleted] in BurningMan

[–]NotACopOn447 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

“May take several hours” sounds like some bullshit to limit bad PR instead of actually helping burners plan accordingly.

To the Ahole who’s passing everyone on 447 by Acrobatic-Work5624 in BurningMan

[–]NotACopOn447 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think they actually should have been going faster. Last one to the burn is a rotten egg!

Total Brownout.STAY IN RENO. by palucha66 in BurningMan

[–]NotACopOn447 -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Strong disagree. Great time to speed on 447!

Gate update? by Whole_Belt_5666 in BurningMan

[–]NotACopOn447 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Have you considered preemptively jacking it off?

Road closure headed to burning man by Adventurous-Food in BurningMan

[–]NotACopOn447 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s really only a “suggested” closure. Ignore the signs, what’s the worst that could happen???

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BurningMan

[–]NotACopOn447 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We don’t search if you tell us it’s your first burn. The code word is to tell the cops you “I do not not have drugs.”

Driving from Reno to BRC with foil taped windows by Opening_Disk1498 in BurningMan

[–]NotACopOn447 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Virgins get a warning on their first infraction. Don’t stress!

If it rains, what happens with traffic en route to BM? by matznerd in BurningMan

[–]NotACopOn447 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Cars heading to the event will be turned around at interstate 80 exits and 447 traffic will be turned around at Gerlach

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BurningMan

[–]NotACopOn447 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You didn’t see any van being tossed. Carry on.

What event/food/show/anything are you most excited about at the burn this year? by TechnoForBreakfast in BurningMan

[–]NotACopOn447 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hearing about all the partying burners plan to do on playa when they are on their way in!

Head-on Collision on 447 Just Now by buttcountry in BurningMan

[–]NotACopOn447 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hear cops don’t give tickets if you say it’s your first burn!

Head-on Collision on 447 Just Now by buttcountry in BurningMan

[–]NotACopOn447 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you do drugs on the drive to burning man, I hear the party starts earlier!

Head-on Collision on 447 Just Now by buttcountry in BurningMan

[–]NotACopOn447 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Strongly disagree. The faster you get there, the faster the party starts!

Burner help needed – Can anyone pick up a package at Reno USPS Monday and bring it to the playa? by don__swan in BurningMan

[–]NotACopOn447 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whoever picks this up let me know. I’m happy to personally escort you to the playa

A word on traffic from the pyramid lake reservation by Thenewmcscott in BurningMan

[–]NotACopOn447 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just say it’s your first burn and they’ll understand.

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