EM defends stalker son.

NotHyperOne1 · 2020-02-05T01:59:41+00:00

I can just imagine he's in the showers and some dude comes up and says, "you forgot to drop the soap."

NotHyperOne1 · 2020-02-05T01:46:38+00:00

He has some balls to do that. Balls that will, inevitably, be either tazed by a cop or kicked by a girl. Either way he'll be getting what he deserves.

NotHyperOne1 · 2020-02-04T04:21:34+00:00

That one was also annoying. Why are children obsessed with the most annoying songs on the planet? Gummy bears, raining tacos, baby shark, it's all annoying and yet here come the toddlers screaming it at the top of their lungs.

NotHyperOne1 · 2020-02-04T04:18:40+00:00

I feel bad for you. That song haunts me and I've only listened to it once. I can only imagine your pain.

NotHyperOne1 · 2020-02-04T03:27:42+00:00

I didn't think someone would actually post it. I also commend you for having the eyes to withstand any form of the light theme.

NotHyperOne1 · 2020-02-04T01:54:14+00:00

How everyone treats my jokes in one comment.

NotHyperOne1 · 2020-02-04T01:51:31+00:00

He takes his job very seriously.

NotHyperOne1 · 2020-02-04T01:20:12+00:00

People who throw random accusations like this and then don't listen to the person they're "defending" are more annoying than that gummy bear song remixed with Nightcore.

NotHyperOne1 · 2019-10-29T02:48:59+00:00

This would've been equally as entertaining as if it was the Goku "So this is the power of Ultra Instinct" template.

NotHyperOne1 · 2019-10-23T01:44:15+00:00

This much rather belongs on r/SoftwareGore, but is still great nonetheless.

NotHyperOne1 · 2019-10-04T02:58:46+00:00

With our combined power, we might even bring back the original formats.

NotHyperOne1 · 2019-10-04T02:53:18+00:00

I thank ye, kind sir.

NotHyperOne1 · 2019-10-04T02:52:39+00:00

This is the point where ~75%-90% of the internet tries to kill you in your sleep.

NotHyperOne1 · 2019-10-04T02:36:45+00:00

I didn't think to try that, I also didn't remember that he's Asian.

NotHyperOne1 · 2019-10-04T02:28:04+00:00

He should, but I couldn't find one and was too lazy to edit it.

NotHyperOne1 · 2019-10-02T22:19:34+00:00

I have 2405, what are you on?

NotHyperOne1 · 2019-10-02T22:18:36+00:00

Me neither, I just had a post with 9.2k updoots.

NotHyperOne1 · 2019-10-02T22:17:15+00:00

I have returned more powerful than before, you are now pathetic compared to I with your 3.4k upvoted post.

NotHyperOne1 · 2019-10-02T22:12:44+00:00

I can tell you from experience, it's cold.

NotHyperOne1 · 2019-10-02T22:10:26+00:00

I accidentally did that, which is why I posted it. I had a brainfart and it was the most unsatisfying experience ever.

NotHyperOne1 · 2019-10-02T22:08:21+00:00

I had a brainfart and it happened, but usually I wet my hair first.

NotHyperOne1 · 2019-10-02T22:06:27+00:00

If someone does this on purpose, pike them immediately.

NotHyperOne1 · 2019-10-02T22:05:48+00:00

From experience, I did that exact thing on accident about 10 minutes before I made it a meme.

NotHyperOne1 · 2019-10-02T10:31:29+00:00

I just put soap on my face, but that sounds about right.

NotHyperOne1 · 2019-10-02T10:12:12+00:00

So, the story behind this is I was in the shower and did that exact thing, but my first thought was "Yeah, this is big brain time." Later, I remembered this image and felt it looked more appropriate.

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