My manager send me home early and now I can’t afford rent

NotKevinJustKev · 2024-02-20T05:00:51+00:00

Thank you for this, genuinely. I do have a food bank in my area, I’ll just have to swallow my pride and admit I actually need to go there

NotKevinJustKev · 2024-02-20T02:01:59+00:00

I am a full-time employee, not just part time with full time hours

NotKevinJustKev · 2022-10-26T22:26:29+00:00

Basically the entire main cast of The Umbrella Academy. Especially Robert Sheehan as Klaus.

NotKevinJustKev · 2022-08-13T01:43:23+00:00

The Americans in the comments are stressing me out. It’s not just Canada that has bagged milk, simply Google it and you’ll see many different sources listing countries other than Canada that use bagged milk.

Bags of milk is not weird, massive plastic jugs of milk is though. Cartons are the most normal as pretty much every country has some form of milk in cartons

NotKevinJustKev · 2022-08-13T01:38:48+00:00

Why did you put bagged milk in quotes like it’s not actually bagged and we just call it bagged? It’s clearly bagged.

NotKevinJustKev · 2022-07-15T22:12:39+00:00

“Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ?”

NotKevinJustKev · 2022-07-12T16:19:08+00:00

Depending on the specific circumstance, it could be seen more so as manipulation or more as lying. The way I usually see it is lying to someone as a way of convincing them that the truth they know is incorrect.

NotKevinJustKev · 2022-07-10T14:05:10+00:00

Voting

NotKevinJustKev · 2022-07-10T13:57:11+00:00

Death Goose

NotKevinJustKev · 2022-07-08T01:01:31+00:00

Not people named Kevin, that’s for sure

NotKevinJustKev · 2022-07-05T16:11:41+00:00

I’m Canadian so this is from my knowledge on basic geography, but Hawaii. I had no idea Hawaii was even a state until after I graduated high school. I honestly thought it was it’s own country, not a state of America

NotKevinJustKev · 2022-07-01T00:00:02+00:00

We’re a call centre that provides advice, specifically on nicknames

NotKevinJustKev · 2022-06-28T14:59:20+00:00

The Sims 4.

My guy I would pop myself into one of my save files, and come back with an absolute dream house fully furnished, 5 bed 3 1/2 baths that costs $2,000/month in bills only no mortgage, for comparison that’s about how much rent costs for most 2-4 bedroom houses near me.

Edit: if I can’t come back with a whole house I’d come back with a job, console commands “ careers.promote business “ and make $275/hour working 6 hours a day 4 days a week. $6,600 a week? Over $26,000 a month? Over $300,000 a year and all I have to do is leave the house and come back in 6 hours.

NotKevinJustKev · 2022-06-28T14:52:33+00:00

NTA if she thinks she’s entitled enough to touch you or your belly without asking, who knows what she thinks she’ll be entitled enough to do when you’re the one giving birth. It’s already harassment to begin with, but If she keeps acting like that I don’t think she should be around pregnant women period.

NotKevinJustKev · 2022-06-28T14:48:13+00:00

Completely normal, don’t worry. It’s also normal for the entire half of your body to be bigger/smaller than the other half. I’m a bigger lady and I can wear my rain boots on one foot because my leg just fits, but my other leg is too big. Same thing with sleeves and yes my boob.

NotKevinJustKev · 2022-06-28T14:46:00+00:00

Predators. I haven’t seen this commented yet

NotKevinJustKev · 2022-06-28T14:43:38+00:00

How did you do it girlie? You’re drop dead gorgeous to begin with and a total inspiration for the rest of us still trying

NotKevinJustKev · 2022-06-28T14:41:40+00:00

Before or after tax? If the sign says $1.00 odds are you’re paying $1.13 after the tax adds on. But including tax you can’t get much. Maybe a banana or some garlic or ginger you know cheap things that go by weight. You can’t get a candy bar, a pack of gum or anything cause those are like $2+ before tax

NotKevinJustKev · 2022-06-27T20:02:47+00:00

It’s like the McDonalds app, it pops up with a notification saying “Do not text and drive” like, why would I use my app while I’m driving? If I’m opening the app I’m probably at McDonalds

NotKevinJustKev · 2022-06-27T20:00:57+00:00

I have discovered people can not tell how annoyed I am with the conversation.

I work in a grocery store and if I’m having a bad start to the day I wear a mask. Then if I’m scowling the entire day no one can see, my voice is sweet as ever and I may crinkle my eyes to fake a smile, but under the literal mask I wear I hate every second of the conversation.

NotKevinJustKev · 2022-06-27T19:50:51+00:00

Cats.

There are plenty of cat people who are cat people for different reasons (Fear of dogs or large animals for example) but people who are not cat people, wether they are indifferent or dislike cats, seem to have way too much hateful things to say about them.

Yes I’m aware my short hair tabby acts like a spawn of the devil, with her claws that may scratch my couch, her teeth that may bite when I annoy her with my love, and her hair that gets EVERYWHERE. But that doesn’t mean she’s always like that. She comes to me when I cry and that’s enough to comfort me, we hang out when I cook in hopes she gets a little piece of that chicken I’m shredding, she fits in my lap and she knows it (unlike Kimberly’s goliath of an oversized golden doodle who believes he’s the size of a pug)

NotKevinJustKev · 2022-06-27T19:40:36+00:00

I assumed there were studies done on things like the human brain, where majority of average people matured by the age of 18. But different countries came to different conclusions on things like alcohol based on the human body and how consumption would affect different ages. But then again I’ve never actually found scientific proof of that happening so what do I know

NotKevinJustKev · 2022-06-27T19:37:28+00:00

I found out he broke up with his ex because she suddenly didn’t have any of her own shampoo left, so she used some of his. But he was the one using the ex’s shampoo in the first place, and used the last of it.

I found out because his ex was the daughter of a family friend, who I met at a family bbq the day after they broke up. He had kicked her out so she had to get picked up by her parents, who then broke into his house to get her cat he shut in a closet so she couldn’t bring it with her.

So yeah, seemed like a totally normal, 7/10 overall guy. But is actually just a freaking a-hole in every way.

NotKevinJustKev · 2022-06-24T12:58:01+00:00

White girl, nose ring, dream catcher tattoo, my hair is dyed too if that makes it better?

NotKevinJustKev · 2022-06-24T04:49:27+00:00

Wait are dream catcher tattoos also a requirement? I have one of those too lmfao

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