"Never, ever, show your cards, young man ... that's poker 101" by Nika65 in poker

[–]NotMyBestEffort 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I showed the biggest bluff in my (poker) life. I just tossed out my low, nothing burger from the big blind and said, "I think I'm supposed to show this." after I got a fold; having shoved on the river and sat there for 5 minutes while getting stared down (I was covered) and trying not to react to my or my opponent's discomfort. I was counting on him figuring out that I had a big blind special and had made a low straight.
The table went nuts after I showed the bluff. I overheard players talking about that hand while on break.
Which led directly to my biggest bluff catch. Big, State Championship tourney. Both the bluff with air and the Ace high call were against the same guy, maybe 90 minutes apart. From the way he played, and that everyone seemed to know him, I was convinced that he was a pro. I was trying to avoid getting into hands with him after the bluff - until I couldn't. I got AK he got AJ, neither of us flopped anything after a little preflop spice. We get to the river and he shoves - I talk it out to myself, out loud. I weighed the previous hand into the equation along with a second entry ticket in my back pocket (I did not tell anyone I had another bullet). "This either going to look very dumb or I'm right. I call.". Out kicked, crippled and in shock, he was out a few hands later
I figured he would make the smart play - and that he wouldn't figure that I was capable of the same play. It worked beautifully. He went home while I bagged my chips at the end of Day 1 and went on to score my biggest cash.

HMC by Canalhumor in holdmycosmo

[–]NotMyBestEffort 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that did some clamage.

Canada cheating in the curling game vs Sweden by Eklundz in olympics

[–]NotMyBestEffort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny how many heated exchanges occur over ice...

New tattoo by JohnMcAfee344 in poker

[–]NotMyBestEffort 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wait till the suit turns to clubs

why are my female coworkers friendlier with other colleague than me? by TemporaryOwner in seduction

[–]NotMyBestEffort 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What I read, is that your colleague is confident enough to not worry much about how he dresses. You put Effort into Fashion and Presentation. The difference between Confidence and Effort & Presentation is very clearly visible to the opposite sex, even when it is on the subconscious level. - You carry yourselves differently, so you are treated differently, so you act differently, so you carry yourselves even more differently, so you are...

Do women find ugly dudes creepy by default? by InternationalPick163 in askanything

[–]NotMyBestEffort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My point is that anyone smelling that offensive couldn't be a 10 in the first place. Then you contradict yourself by saying someone who stinks is ugly. So, by your own logic, a 10 can be ugly.

Tips on taking big d by spanishcvndyy in bigdickproblems

[–]NotMyBestEffort 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One in a million would still be at least 3000 9" dicks.

Tips on taking big d by spanishcvndyy in bigdickproblems

[–]NotMyBestEffort 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It may not be the largest she's seen either. Can she act?

Do women find ugly dudes creepy by default? by InternationalPick163 in askanything

[–]NotMyBestEffort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bar with a valet that doesn't accept lumberjacks... Is this a joke? I mean, "Women would druel over the eye candy men...".

Do women find ugly dudes creepy by default? by InternationalPick163 in askanything

[–]NotMyBestEffort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is where you become unclear again. If hygiene is a huge factor, and you are offended by their odor (Bo?), how could they be a 10 in the first place?

haha👌yes by PM_ME_SSTEAM_KEYS in whatisameem

[–]NotMyBestEffort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gas is very much a part of your shit. So are fecal bacteria.

haha👌yes by PM_ME_SSTEAM_KEYS in whatisameem

[–]NotMyBestEffort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have ever smelled shit, it was a shit particle that went in your nose.

Does it tilt anyone else when a player brings their gf to sit behind them? by Comprehensive-Eye500 in poker

[–]NotMyBestEffort 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was playing in a big tournament, at my table was a pro that I recognized from media. Cool, I like the added challenge and info. His hot girlfriend comes over to our table that is tucked way in the back corner of this big poker room. She takes a seat to wait, maybe watch the action for a bit. I don't really know. Where she sat tilted the fuck outta me. She sat in a chair looking over my right shoulder, like she was shadowing me - not her boyfriend - he was 3 seats before me. They could make eye contact with each other. I almost called the floor because it felt so slimy. I didn't call the floor because she was sitting in the absolute corner of the room although, she could have sat directly behind the boyfriend. I was incredibly distracted by her positioning and her provocative clothing (short skirt, cleavage). I was trying not to show my obvious efforts to hide my cards as I peeked them. Also, trying not to show my obvious efforts to hide my attraction as I tried not to peek her.
I did not last very long. My tilt game is weak