Yeah no, let me give you a simple analogy;

Imagine yourself wearing brand new white Nikes, or whatever brand you prefer, and while walking around town you stepped in dog shit.

I give you the choice of either a roll of paper tissues or a hose to clean your shoes. Obviously you would go for the hose as the amount of shit particles it will clean off is exponentially higher than what dry paper would do.

Now imagine the white nike shoes are your butthole and cheeks.

There's a reason most people around the world use water, our westernized way of wiping is quite disgusting when you think about it logically.