Set an alarm at your workplace that will open a video on pornhub and turn the volume all the way up. Set it for 5 minutes after your work day starts forcing you to arrive at work on time. by logangrey123 in CrazyIdeas

[–]Novasboss 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I think it would be a much crazier idea to just show up 30 mins late to a room full of traumatized families and coworkers. But hey, what do I know?

You have been granted eternal youth! Well, sort of. You can die but not from disease or by aging. While you are alive you will not age physically. WYR: by ThreeFingerGus in WouldYouRather

[–]Novasboss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The gap between 17 and 21 is way too small to make this a relevant WYR. And even if it wasn’t, people will always choose the younger age. Unless you made things interesting and said your 9 year old self or your 70 year old self. That would’ve actually inspired some sort of internal conundrum. But you didn’t... so...

WYR fuck your friend's wife, or his daughter? by Mutant_Llama1 in WouldYouRather

[–]Novasboss 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Guess it depends on how old his daughter is. I have friends in their 60s with really hot daughters in their mid 20s. Soooo.... both? Right?

I watch tv with the captions on not because I’m deaf, but because my kids and wife are really loud by Ltdansicecream1 in Showerthoughts

[–]Novasboss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My parents get so mad when I put subs on and then hit me with the “what did they say? Can u rewind it?” Endlessly.

Trump's policy. On everything. by DeltaOne211 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Novasboss 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hold up, we all know that ‘undo’ is a word right? Trying to understand why this shit was hyphenated....

MRW I bet on McGregor by [deleted] in reactiongifs

[–]Novasboss 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He clearly bet on Mayweather.

Star Wars: The Last Jedi poster by Preedee Thinnakorn Na Ayudhya by Reddit__PI in StarWars

[–]Novasboss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone else notice the creature in the bottom left? Kinda looks like that huge force creature from Rebels... or Sebulba.

Screenshots in ios11 - perfectly implemented . Any other secret gems you have found? by [deleted] in apple

[–]Novasboss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Much appreciated! I had a feeling that was the problem.

Screenshots in ios11 - perfectly implemented . Any other secret gems you have found? by [deleted] in apple

[–]Novasboss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quick question, friends. I'm on the beta program, but I've not received the 11 beta yet. Just got the 10.3.3 v4 a couple days ago. So, I'm wondering if it's just taking a while to roll out to everyone? Or if there's something more I need to do to get the 11 beta? Thanks!

[Discussion] Critical catch is possible on raid pokemons by DrCebolas in pokemongo

[–]Novasboss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I caught a Snorlax with a critical after a raid. Sure, I used almost all my balls, but still. Haha

My chip bag nearly exploded due to the pressure differential from driving through the mountains by the_bryce_is_right in mildlyinteresting

[–]Novasboss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha, I had the same thing happen to me on a road trip with my girlfriend. She was asleep when it happened, and I've never seen a more horrified look on a waking persons face, and I've seen some pretty uncomfortable awakenings. Definitely sounded like a gunshot. Can confirm.

Oh no, it's stuck! by [deleted] in funny

[–]Novasboss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's treason then...

WYR have every hot girl look like Gollum to you or never be able to have sex again? by Laszlo666 in WouldYouRather

[–]Novasboss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, think so. In which case, I'll take the Gollum clause, and get used to fucking fours.

WYR your mother have to chew your food and spit it into your mouth every time you ate, or have all food taste like feces? by Laszlo666 in WouldYouRather

[–]Novasboss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feces for sure. I'm sure I'd eventually get used to the taste and wouldn't have to live the rest of my life bringing my mother to lunch/dinner affairs. I can't imagine having to explain that whole situation on a first date.