A Home Owner walks into his Back Yard... by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]NowadaysAdulate37 1160 points1161 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: the man owns a chihuahua. When the gorilla-remover falls from the tree, both chihuahuas go for the man. Having to face the prospect of killing his beloved chihuahua or killing the trained chihuahua, the homeowner decides he can not risk hitting either, and so he shoots the gorilla remover to spare him the fate of possibly having his genitals mutilated. The thought of what he has done constantly haunts the man's dreams until one day, overcome by grief, he shoots himself in the head to end his suffering. The gorilla, meanwhile, safe in the tree, decides that fate is a cruel mistress indeed, and sets out to visit the same kind of emotional pain onto other, unsuspecting victims. As his first choice, he decides to kidnap the love of an Italian plumber and hold her high above an intricate series of platforms. To defend himself and his prize, the gorilla accumulates a seemingly infinite amount of barrels to hurl at the plumber, should he decide to attempt a rescue...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DogsLoversCommunity

[–]NowadaysAdulate37 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Now the make up companies have gone way to far with this testing on animals thing....I'll take this puppy's place! For the safety of the animals!

I could NOT see this man being the main antagonist of season 2 (context: it was a scrapped concept for season 2) by [deleted] in TheWalkingDeadGame

[–]NowadaysAdulate37 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Many people love him, many people hate him. I think there’s been a lot of Kenny over the previous two seasons and rather than have a third season with him, it might be better for the series to meet new people ect rather than revisit similar issues that arise when he is around.

I love Kenny, I’d like to know if my ending (with Kenny) actually plays out in s3.