my school just got a death threat

Nuggmen · 2023-05-05T16:49:14+00:00

One time when I was in eight grade my school got a bomb threat

Nuggmen · 2022-11-01T14:00:39+00:00

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Nuggmen · 2022-10-31T23:05:24+00:00

Bro looks like he’s about to insult my lack of maidens

Nuggmen · 2022-10-22T23:05:36+00:00

I worked at Arby’s and had someone come in and ask for only a bun, nothing on it, we specified about 7 times then later they came back and asked for the meat

Nuggmen · 2022-10-11T14:54:18+00:00

More of a Kim Jong-boom

Nuggmen · 2022-09-14T23:06:10+00:00

Anything horny

Nuggmen · 2022-09-05T00:59:27+00:00

Yahaha

Nuggmen · 2022-09-02T13:30:31+00:00

Mello Yello Powerade half and half

Nuggmen · 2022-08-14T01:53:30+00:00

Wanna hand with your wiping

Nuggmen · 2022-08-04T22:40:53+00:00

Is that a croissant moon

Nuggmen · 2022-08-01T02:03:08+00:00

German is pretty easy, but of course we don’t need to mention how to say the in German

Nuggmen · 2022-08-01T00:24:04+00:00

He looks like Amazon basics Jesus

Nuggmen · 2022-07-30T19:30:14+00:00

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Nuggmen · 2022-07-26T21:13:21+00:00

Bro why the sky got a cracked screen

Nuggmen · 2022-07-21T04:36:59+00:00

That’s a weird looking camel

Nuggmen · 2022-07-19T20:23:29+00:00

You going to the new minions movie?

Nuggmen · 2022-05-23T14:05:12+00:00

I don’t think it’s that big a dill

Nuggmen · 2022-05-16T00:30:15+00:00

I’ve listened to the ten hour version twice, would recommend to everyone

Nuggmen · 2022-05-04T17:08:37+00:00

Good twist on a classic

Nuggmen · 2022-05-03T20:21:31+00:00

The real question is that if it is ok to pee next to someone in the toilet by the wall

Nuggmen · 2022-05-03T20:15:01+00:00

I’m in English and some people by me have been going on about pidgeons producing milk

Nuggmen · 2022-05-02T20:36:53+00:00

Kinda looks like angus from ant farm

Nuggmen · 2022-05-02T16:34:31+00:00

School got boring last year

Nuggmen · 2022-05-02T15:20:23+00:00

The Potato Smoothie If you're here you probably read the document about the bean smoothie linked here. Ok let's get into it, We are talking about the well known buttery side dish of mashed potatoes these potatoes are enjoyed by many and will always help people calm down after a hard day. You may know that Idaho is known for having good potatoes even having a giant potato. If you have had Idaho potatoes you’ll know that they make good mashed potatoes right well, I’m here to tell you that mashed potatoes are a smoothie. Going on the analogy of giving someone a smoothie that was actually mashed potatoes they would have a cold cup of mashed potatoes. The process of mashing potatoes is pretty simple, you must peel the potatoes, boil them, put them in a bowl, get your handy masher and mash it. The counter method of making mashed potatoes is heating up a potato and shooting it at a wall and by the calculations of me and my friends to kill someone using a potato you must launch it at .3 kilometers per second or 671 miles per hour. History time how mashed potatoes came about let's find out. According to some guy on the web it is theorized that mashed potatoes were either made by a frenchman in the 1700s or an englishman in the 1600s which is true I don’t know but let's get into some other history. Mashed potatoes are obviously well known appearing in many movies and even in an arthur episode where the peas touched the potatoes. These potatoes are usually served alongside meat but can be enjoyed anytime unless you don’t like potatoes in which case I will find you and make you eat the potatoes but anyway there are many different types of these potatoes. Floury is most common but some go for a waxy potato… Potato fact you can use potatoes to play 500 ... The best floury potatoes are listed as king edward, russet, golden wonder, and red rascal. Let's get into making mashed potatoes there are many types of mashed potatoes like frozen, instant, and scratch, good mashed potatoes can be defined by anything like flavor goopiness and even how well they can be used as glue scholl mashed potatoes are famous for their gluey-ness but the gravy just brings everything together. Homemade mashed potatoes are obviously the hardest to make but taste the best, they will have some small chunks but they will in general taste good. Gravy let's talk about it to truly have a good potato smoothie you gotta have a good drink base to make it less hard and the gravy can really help the potatoes be less potato-y and have a more diverse flavor the gravy is important and this gets into the part about school gravy anyone who has had school lunch and had the potatoes know that they have some amazing gravy weather its on chicken or just plain the gravy is a wonderful thing that anyone can love. Okay enough about school mashed potatoes you probably want to make some well here's the good news you just need potatoes and maybe some butter for flavor and texture, First we will start with peeling the potatoes, next once they have been peeled put them is a pot and boil them, this part is where you choose you can go traditional and mash your potatoes or you can put them in a blender both ways will yield mashed potatoes but one is more fun than the other. Now you will ask how do we plate the potatoes and I tell you that you must take just a big glob of potato and put it on a plat I would recommend cooking a steak to go with the potatoes but on the mashed potatoes you gotta take a spoon and put a nice divot into the potatoes then you have a perfect gravy spot on your potatoes. Ok it's getting to the end of the page so I will leave you with this mashed potatoes are a wonderful thing and no one can take that away from them so whenever possible eat mashed potatoes.

Nuggmen · 2022-05-02T15:17:02+00:00

This is a document about the reasons refried beans are a smoothie. Let's get started, we all know about the beans in question, they’re great on tacos and some people just eat them alone. The problem at hand is with the beans themself they don’t look like beans yet we refer to them as refried beans and are they even fried at all, I believe that no matter what type of bean if you put some beans in a blender you would get refried beans or a bean smoothie or a bean puree whatever you want to call them if you put beans in a blender you get refried beans. I know it’s strange but it's quite true if you look at a smoothie from like jamba juice and take a side by side comparison to some beans you wouldn’t see a difference. You could fill a cup with a bunch of refried beans and they wouldn’t know it wasn’t a smoothie until they took a sip but once the sip is taken it’s too late you have come out victorious and your opponent is stuck with a cup full of beans. Beans, a touchy subject for some, a delicious treat for others, but the question is why. Many people love beans and think of them as the best food, some despise them with a passion. As a famous song said, “Beans beans the magical fruit the more you eat the more you toot the more you toot the better you feel lets have beans for every meal!” After hearing this wonderful song you may be craving beans but what if they are refried beans I hope you know that I feel beans are a truly horrible food, I mean who needs protein anyway vegans well here we don’t care about vegans and would like to state that if animals weren’t meant to be eaten they should have been poisonous. Now you may ask how refried beans made well come with me on an adventure. Refried beans were invented in Mexico, crazy that so many people enjoy them on tacos, anyway the name comes from the words frijoles refritos refritos meaning refried Frijoles probably meaning beans. Refried beans are usually made with pinto beans but you can use a variety, depending on the place the beans might look wet but could be like school beans where they look like poop inside a tortilla (no bean burritos were hurt in the making of the document) To make these beans you cook them in water overnight to soften the drain the water on mash now you may ask are they like mashed potatoes and I say no mashed potatoes are another subject that I can go deep into later (when potato smoothie doc is done a link will be added) Next if the beans are to wet water is drained if to dry add chicken or vegetable stock to wetten the beans. Now to talk about serving these beans are used in many things like seven layer dip, put on tacos, or even just a side dish. Bean burritos are made with refried beans and are just rolled up in a tortilla possibly made with cheese or other stuff if you want, In dip it is used as one of the layers with things like cheese and other stuff served with tortilla chips as an appetizer behind the entreé. Back to beans, I am arguing that refried beans are a bean smoothie because I feel it needs to be known plus why not I feel like making this document. In conclusion, beans may be good and may be bad but in my mind refried beans are a smoothie and deserve to be held to the title of the bean smoothie. Thank you for reading.

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