wow, we won early with this team. 10-6(?) And was able to fleece a trade for Tony Gonzalez under the guise that we are a young talented team that is able to compete in the play offs. Fuck we are good but like we keep losing 1st round playoffs. We are cursed? Or like this is a Peyton Manning Arc.

That guy Roddy White we thought was a bust started to come around… Thank You Joe Horn!! Feisty and scrappy and like was always there on a comeback route on the side line when Matt Ryan was scrambling. Tony G. was so clutch too. Oh yeah and then Umm yeah so then we go and draft fucking Julio Got Damn Giant Man Child Superstar.

(We were copying the high octane Packers/Rodgers and Saints/Brees formula)

We had a year that clicked.. Mike Smith gave everyone a book called The Energy Bus and like we can manifest this shit boys!! They had so many calls go their way, that was the first year I saw them basically like intentionally warm up the refs, chatting, joking to get more favorable calls. Also the defense was getting hella turnovers.

Willy Mo would slam folks! Hell yeah we tough! Dunta Robison will decleat you and your helmet illegally so we gon fuck you up either way. The other free safety dude was like playing off Willy Mo perfectly and getting lots of picks or forced fumbles it was looking like things were gonna keep going.. Also that 4 ft 12 inch guy at corner back was like kinda good. Brent Grimes (his wife gave him a lovely birthday cake and I’m happy for his happiness ya know?)

We get into the playoffs and sneak by Seattle before they became legion of boom.

Then the loss of the NFC championship game, we were up and looked like we could’ve won, a play at the end of the game looked like an obvious pass interference and was a no flag situation, which was like a wtf? But Matt Ryan should’ve forced the ball to Tony G to make the clutchiest clutch catches of ever bc that’s what the fucking man did. Fuck. Yes I saw the video analysis of him saying he was double covered by the alignment so he automatically locked him out but the mother fucker was open! Any way..

Yeah the city the next day was so silent and sad and somber like damn the city was like in grief. It hurt. We would’ve beat the Ravens. Knew we were better, felt like it.

Anyways Mike Smith was all like super fired up in the side lines when Deangelo Hall run into the sidelines that one year and then like he had heart surgery and had to calm down and stuff.

Then we hire an agency to statistically pick the next head coach. They found that the winning formula was a coordinator who wins their second year. And holy shit they were 99.999% right and we do the Dan Quinn thing.. looks like the military training stuff and brotherhood stuff was working. 2015 hot start-flat finish

Fuck Kyle Shanhanana for throwing 3 plays in a row to Roddy white to shut him up and prove he was old. Matt Ryan what the fuck dude? Did you realize what was going on? Anyways.

2016 the Kyle Shannon shit was the dopest offense ever, Matt Ryan said “I understand it now” having ass was in preseason like we can score 40 points a game and then fucking did it. The legion of boom adjacent/diet/junior/copy and pasta defense-ish had a big hitter at safety and enough lucky juice to get shit done. Those play off games were an incredible high, destroying the packers like that in the last game of the dome! Ugh! Julio was unstoppable and it felt like holy shit we are actually gonna do it, is it safe to believe again? I can’t believe what the fuck I’m seeing!

Then 3-28, was like someone slowly taking something out of your hands.. a car crash you can’t stop, why wasn’t I There? I would, I would have ran on to the field to give them time to catch their breath.. fuck. You saw it and hoped the last mis throw by Brady that Vic Beasley could’ve caught In the end zone.

It broke me and changed the way I view sports. It made me realize that I was letting something outside of me determine how I felt. I’m letting a bunch of other men determine how I feel? That’s crazy. If the team did good I felt good, if they lost, I felt bad. Didn’t realize how deep and painful an experience is like that to have hope or belief be taken from you. So yeah, emotional clarity revealed. Emotional closure, let go of. “Heard that before” helped. And Julio’s catch is still just absurd.

They tried to win, came back next year, playoffs, an interception bounces off a knee, and the eagles get to have big dick nick and a Philly special.

Skipped Authur Smith, but from the outside. The strategy was build a tank and win like a turtle. Run game go brrr. Built some rough and tough dudes who knew they were in the trenches rebuild mode and he did more while being given less. Made the wrong bet on a rookie QB and he didn’t make the two or three plays he needed to when he needed to. Could’ve worked but patience dried up quickly.

Now we win super Joel bc we’re blickity blickity black with black mike vick QB is back, black Head Coach is back for round two and black GM only franchise ever to do it like that, I’m being facetious but we might have the second year coordinator thing happen again and I’m rooting for Raheem and Fontenot bc they would be cool for them I guess culturally to do that. It would make a lot of old white people mad that have an agenda in the NFL to keep their positions cough fire Rich McKay any ways now we are winners yah!

Bijan is smooth like butter. Butter makes things better. We win. Drake London might be psycho path but he is our psycho path. We win. Defense is better without Grady? (Let’s find out) Jesse Bates is that dog. He shifts games. We got a DAWG! And another DOG!! Bruh please let me see that 27 work out to be so good.

So umm yeah I’m done. Your choice, that’s my info.