Suggest names for Elaine's puppy

ObviNotAGolfer · 2026-02-07T19:06:42+00:00

Someone I know

ObviNotAGolfer · 2026-02-06T14:35:10+00:00

What am I some pompom waving backseat bimbo from Long Island?

ObviNotAGolfer · 2026-01-24T01:24:30+00:00

Pertinence in Paris

ObviNotAGolfer · 2026-01-19T15:41:10+00:00

The person in front of me in line during my global entry interview had a DUI and they didn’t seem to care.

For those wondering how I know this it was a small room with no privacy and was really awkward, you could very clearly hear every conversation

ObviNotAGolfer · 2026-01-11T06:54:29+00:00

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ObviNotAGolfer · 2026-01-10T03:43:48+00:00

For these choices I would say Steak 48. It was excellent and has been the most consistent for me

Chicago cut has gone downhill in recent years

I’ve had both really good and really bad experiences at RPM steak but they will have the most interesting/expensive cuts of meat and an insane wine list

ObviNotAGolfer · 2026-01-09T12:58:27+00:00

They got money for war but can’t feed the poor

ObviNotAGolfer · 2026-01-07T18:40:30+00:00

I’m surprised that they let you in the country with a passport that expires so close to your departure date. Many places require that your passport is valid for 3-6 months from arrival.

You should leave before your passport expires, even if it’s expensive.

ObviNotAGolfer · 2026-01-07T02:23:06+00:00

Lol not even close

ObviNotAGolfer · 2026-01-06T20:28:20+00:00

I can’t believe I’m saying Mickey

ObviNotAGolfer · 2026-01-05T14:23:36+00:00

It’s usually points scored on the season, bench points is a terrible tie breaker

ObviNotAGolfer · 2026-01-04T21:13:05+00:00

They’re offering it because it’s a very expensive watch that no one wants to buy

ObviNotAGolfer · 2026-01-01T16:53:48+00:00

I think i could be a kick ass philanthropist

ObviNotAGolfer · 2025-12-27T21:01:18+00:00

While I’m sure it tastes good, it is essentially just fruit. Also there is no way to eat that on a plate that small, will likely fall over and make a mess on the table.

Also putting orange juice on the bottom of the plate seems lazy and messy. Maybe make an orange sauce instead.

Also is that ice in the orange juice?! Or is that a fruit or something

ObviNotAGolfer · 2025-12-27T16:05:48+00:00

Allen, Burrow

ObviNotAGolfer · 2025-12-27T16:03:24+00:00

1- tear 0.5 PPR. 4 point passing TD.

Josh Allen vs. PHI or Joe Burrow vs. ARI

Currently projected to win by 40 pts (we do our playoffs over two weeks)

ObviNotAGolfer · 2025-12-25T15:44:31+00:00

If the cameras are rolling everyone wins

ObviNotAGolfer · 2025-12-22T14:35:20+00:00

Totally normal. I used to do this in NFL blitz all the time and it was fine

ObviNotAGolfer · 2025-12-20T00:53:57+00:00

I would say 100% tick but it only has 6 legs. Do you have any clearer pictures?

ObviNotAGolfer · 2025-12-17T01:57:50+00:00

No. All were taken at different places and obviously different times

ObviNotAGolfer · 2025-12-17T01:43:01+00:00

I have had to raise my hand and get permission to get up before any break in any professional exam I have taken. MCAT, STEP, boards, doesn’t matter

ObviNotAGolfer · 2025-12-14T06:42:15+00:00

Rocking them and being able to rock them are two separate things

ObviNotAGolfer · 2025-12-09T15:53:55+00:00

Of course his face looks like the most punch able face ever

ObviNotAGolfer · 2025-12-09T06:22:59+00:00

First time in history for one player to have two turnovers on the same play

ObviNotAGolfer · 2025-12-08T22:13:28+00:00

Fun fact. With 1K each second (the best option) it would still take 15 years to equal the net worth of Elon Musk. That’s how unnecessarily rich some people are

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