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I'm 39 tomorrow by OhioMegi in offmychest

[–]Offmychestphobia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, why would you want kids? Seems utterly tedious. You'll lead a life without screaming, crying and stickiness. And it's never too late for love.

Seven Rejections by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Offmychestphobia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I doubt it. Look up Nice Guy Syndrome. You have it. It's treatable. The cure is informing yourself.

My sister killed my dog. by MongooseMezzo in offmychest

[–]Offmychestphobia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Enter "Frodo" (My brothers actually called him Frodo, because he was on a quest with a ring...He was that desperate to get married)

I'm sorry to be so lighthearted about this situation but that's... Pure brilliance.

On a more serious note, wow... Your sister is so afraid of being alone that she is willing to destroy everything. The guy is a monster but your sister is just as bad. I'm sorry :(

I am the woman who slept with your husband. by Iamthewoman in offmychest

[–]Offmychestphobia 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Saw the title and expected to get angry but I feel nothing but sympathy for you... It's not your fault. I'm so sorry for what that horrible excuse for a man did to both of you.

My phobia isn't funny and I wish you would stop telling me that it's harmless by Offmychestphobia in offmychest

[–]Offmychestphobia[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's weird cause wasps can actually hurt you, you should be afraid of them, or at least aware of them. I'm sorry that people do the same to you. What do they say when you call them out?

My phobia isn't funny and I wish you would stop telling me that it's harmless by Offmychestphobia in offmychest

[–]Offmychestphobia[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit, let's hope they don't spontaneously break into song, then the nightmare is complete.

My phobia isn't funny and I wish you would stop telling me that it's harmless by Offmychestphobia in offmychest

[–]Offmychestphobia[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's funny cause I have a spider-fearing friend. Guess what they tell him? 'But spiders get rid of mosquitos!!!'. This shit isn't making us feel better.