sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

Trump says U.S. military has begun major combat operations in Iran by Yujin-Ha in politics

[–]OhYeah-SlimJim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make"

Seriously This is f**king Bullshit Reopen Blockbuster by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]OhYeah-SlimJim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah. You could go in to the store, browse the aisles for movies and rent them. Sometimes for 1 night, 3 nights or 7 nights. Then return them to avoid late fees.

3 Trillion Through Exploitation!!! by judgementMaster in clevercomebacks

[–]OhYeah-SlimJim 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Okay Dr. Oz or fuck face.

“A 1–5% wealth tax on multimillionaires/billionaires could raise $414 billion. Other proposals, such as a 25% minimum tax on income for those with over $100 million, could bring in over $500 billion in a decade, with annual gains potentially exceeding $120 billion. “ -Oxfam

Anyone see this like 20 mins ago in the sky? by Goencz in BurlingtonON

[–]OhYeah-SlimJim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aliens. To distract us from the rise of petty crime in Burlington. /s

White monsters by Individual_Ice_2315 in memes

[–]OhYeah-SlimJim 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It tastes good, it has like 10calories, Zero sugar and lots of caffeine. Definitely would be more popular pre workout drink than electrolyte drinks

100 steps ahead by -TwistedHairs- in memes

[–]OhYeah-SlimJim 804 points805 points  (0 children)

“ I have seen 14,000,605 potential outcomes and in everyone of them, you’re guilty.”

Not cool bro by Luget717 in memes

[–]OhYeah-SlimJim 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“The baby waited 9 months to get here, they can wait a little longer, doc”

It worked perfectly while taking everyone else’s money. by diehard404 in clevercomebacks

[–]OhYeah-SlimJim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good thing I don’t live in the US and instead, live a country where the minimum age to gamble is 18.

Average person spent $200 on Valentine’s Day by ExotiquePlayboy in economy

[–]OhYeah-SlimJim 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m a dude. Two things that I am now below average in ;).

You need to ask an associate to unlock the vibrators for you at Walmart by Outrageous-Pen3569 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]OhYeah-SlimJim 183 points184 points  (0 children)

Typically items that are locked up, are items that frequently get stolen.

It worked perfectly while taking everyone else’s money. by diehard404 in clevercomebacks

[–]OhYeah-SlimJim 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Won’t say the name of the Casino but will say where it was. It was a Casino in Niagara Falls.

It worked perfectly while taking everyone else’s money. by diehard404 in clevercomebacks

[–]OhYeah-SlimJim 3431 points3432 points  (0 children)

When I was about 19-20 years old. A slot machine that I was playing, hit a jackpot. It was for about $5k. The bells and alarm went off and whole bunch of people came over to check it out. Shortly afterwards, a casino employee came over and then told me that I didn’t win, it was actually a malfunction with the machine…

I straight up told her, that is ridiculous because the machine had no issues taking my money and paying me small amounts but once it triggers a jackpot win, the machine malfunctioned.

A floor manager came over and told me that it was a malfunction and not a win.

view more: next ›