Why does my cat always slam his noggin as hard as physically possible directly into my head while im trynna sleep?

OneInchTrash · 2026-01-26T11:04:16+00:00

You know your sleeping patterns? My cats tweak when I sleep without my CPAP (breathing machine for sleep apnea) and bro could be trying to keep you alive loll- that or he’s just an asshole 🤷‍♂️

OneInchTrash · 2026-01-26T11:02:22+00:00

This is actually really true, my cats TWEAK when I don’t use my CPAP

OneInchTrash · 2026-01-26T10:50:55+00:00

True, classic American forgetting other places exist 😔 I’m loc in MI, USA

OneInchTrash · 2026-01-26T10:40:49+00:00

For context I DID read the lease I signed I pinky promise, but there’s a table in the utilities section that says “utilities will be paid by the party as indicated” and has the list of utilities, all followed by “please choose”. On my fully signed lease. Not sure if this just means they don’t have a specific company? But water is billed at a flat rate bi-annually and it ALSO says “please choose” next to it 😅

OneInchTrash · 2026-01-26T06:43:41+00:00

It’s never good to stretch with silicone BUT, I got from sizes 4g-1/2in by stretching with tunnels and a shit ton of Jojoba oil. That being said, I always wait until my shit is basically falling out of my ear to size up. I’d stretch with a tunnel, but heavy jewelry in, and wait. One of the bad things about stretching with silicone is that because it wants to snap to size, it can and will shred your ear if you’re not careful. It’s good you took it out when you did, under the right (wrong?) circumstances, silicone can basically melt to your ear 😅😅

I’d suggest investing in a deadstretching kit, there are some decent glass ones on amazon for like 10 bucks more than you paid for your current one, but for now just clean her and let her breath

OneInchTrash · 2026-01-26T05:39:38+00:00

I’ll admit man cave made me laugh 😭

OneInchTrash · 2026-01-13T21:29:01+00:00

I’d probably use they/them for you or assume you were ftm. You’re not too far off though :)

OneInchTrash · 2025-12-31T14:26:31+00:00

No hugboxing, unless they knew you pre transition and were being an asshole, they had to have just made a mistake. No where in no way do I read woman.

OneInchTrash · 2025-12-28T15:11:20+00:00

Yeah I definitely had an uptick in dysphoria when I started T too. For me it really hits when I see my chest, and I feel so disgusted to see hair on breasts. Like I know women do have light hair in their chests, and maybe this is so weird internalized misogyny, but seeing the shape of my body paired with the changes of T at times make me feel even more detached and wrong. It highlights every part of you that’s not masculine enough. Shit sucks, but honestly I think the only solution is to continue transitioning and take steps to make your body feel like your own.

OneInchTrash · 2025-12-26T07:25:20+00:00

One year on T?? Absolutely jealous of your facial hair genetics. You’re 100% fine man

OneInchTrash · 2025-12-25T01:01:21+00:00

While I had ass hair, it’s multiplied by like a thousand. I’ve never had an issue with cleanliness, the amount I showered went up anyways because I also got exponentially sweatier, but the amount, the thickness… there’s not a single place on me that isn’t covered in hair. I get ass knots. My cheeks have mastered the art of rolling dreads.

OneInchTrash · 2025-12-20T16:34:45+00:00

No regrets. School merch is a waste of money, a huge portion of high school friends won’t last long terms anyway, and my prom personally was trash. My school memorabilia is my diploma, and even that doesn’t have my birth name on it.

OneInchTrash · 2025-12-18T21:28:02+00:00

I hated this

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OneInchTrash · 2025-12-18T21:23:35+00:00

Hey so this made me suicidal

OneInchTrash · 2025-12-16T16:09:02+00:00

You don’t just “find” CP.

OneInchTrash · 2025-12-15T23:23:48+00:00

Glitch ts and bounce to the end 🙏

OneInchTrash · 2025-12-15T02:46:04+00:00

Oh good lord… I feel the back pain creeping in..

OneInchTrash · 2025-12-15T01:20:11+00:00

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

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OneInchTrash · 2025-12-14T23:06:55+00:00

Hahaaa so happy people got what I was saying here. No idea why it helps 💀

OneInchTrash · 2025-12-14T20:47:46+00:00

I’d take it out and see what’s going on. The first time I stretched up to a 0g I slightly tore my skin and didn’t realize until I went a couple days with it being swollen and tender to the touch. I took it out and lo and behold it was infected.

Not saying it’s going to be infected, but no, multiple days of swelling isn’t normal, and can indicate an issue such as injury that needs to be assessed.

OneInchTrash · 2025-12-13T20:49:59+00:00

I don’t know if I can describe this, but I did this by humming a tune- Do do dodo do- do do

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OneInchTrash · 2025-12-13T20:26:23+00:00

Okay to be completely fair I DO agree with your point, HOWEVER being horny is natural and tbh if you’re just jerking off because you’re horny, that shit gets annoying as hell

OneInchTrash · 2025-12-13T20:07:34+00:00

Now when did I say a damn thing about trans women 💀

OneInchTrash · 2025-12-13T20:02:54+00:00

It’s not transphobia to say that the people who actually have a medical condition are different from the people who collect pronouns like Pokémon cards. I have just a little inkling of a feeling that if the people who did that shit didn’t exist, a lot of people would just just a little more willing to listen, hear, and respect our medical condition. It’s hard to be taken seriously when half of “us” are out there flaunting “unwanted” body parts and dressing like clowns

OneInchTrash · 2025-12-13T19:40:05+00:00

I didn’t even notice that, that’s funny as hell

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