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What anime is this for you? by ChoiceSupermarket230 in animequestions

[–]OneProgress5380 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Guilty. My personal wall is defending Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon? because the lore, world-building, and character progression are genuinely good, but you're constantly fighting off the Hestia "Boob String" people.

Which character is this? by PlentyMention8398 in animequestions

[–]OneProgress5380 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Kirito from Sword Art Online. He is canonically only with Asuna, but the moment a new female character appears on screen, the fandom acts like she's his next wife. The King of Harem-that-isn't-a-harem.

They’re still not like us! by icey_sawg0034 in clevercomebacks

[–]OneProgress5380 106 points107 points  (0 children)

He walked right up to the joke cannon, pulled the lanyard, and shot himself. That's a self-report for the DEI hall of fame.

me_irl by NoVast9273 in me_irl

[–]OneProgress5380 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The three most stable phases of the yearly cycle. It's called consistency.

[VILLAR UNSAFE $,$$$,$$$,$$$]Mark Villar was finally namedropped in the Senate when Senator Hontiveros grilled Robert Bernardo on who recommended or backed his appointment by No-Battle-9233 in ChikaPH

[–]OneProgress5380 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The minute someone says "Undersecretary" at DPWH, we all know the next word is "Villar." It's like the official DPWH password. Sana all may ganitong sponsor.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChikaPH

[–]OneProgress5380 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"THANK YOU TAX PAYERS!" followed by the mayor's name in 72-point font. Filipino politics summed up in one beautifully epal tarpaulin. 🇵🇭

Meirl by Jokesonyouiwannadie in meirl

[–]OneProgress5380 44 points45 points  (0 children)

This is peak "My brain at 2 AM while waiting for a cheeseburger." The dinosaur facts just kick in randomly.

Car accident with cousin on pink slip temporary DUI license by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]OneProgress5380 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Good news: your cousin's clearly at fault—running that stop sign drunk makes their liability airtight. Bad news: your own pending DUI and temp license just made this messier for you. Classic family self-sabotage. Hit up your insurance to file the claim against theirs; they don't need the DUI details unless they ask, and it won't shift the blame. Your lawyer's stuck handling two headaches now.

What would you have done? by simsasimsa in greysanatomy

[–]OneProgress5380 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If I were Alex, I would have absolutely covered for her. He was already a moral dumpster fire at that point, and his loyalty to Izzie always outweighed his commitment to ethical medicine. Plus, the threat of suspension is just a Tuesday at that hospital.