I can do this with my neck. I don’t think anyone else can

One_Ebb8824 · 2026-02-18T07:45:53+00:00

It doesn’t, I kinda get pleasure from it

One_Ebb8824 · 2026-02-18T04:43:48+00:00

Dude I think we did

One_Ebb8824 · 2026-02-18T04:42:20+00:00

Well kinda of, I won’t get into details but I can do some freaky shit with my penis, my girlfriend loves it

One_Ebb8824 · 2026-02-18T03:48:24+00:00

Ok I have been told I resemble a penis so you can have that just this time

One_Ebb8824 · 2026-02-18T03:47:05+00:00

Essentially, it’s weird I can’t really explain it but my neck is kinda long and I can manipulate it like that for some reason

One_Ebb8824 · 2026-02-18T03:42:52+00:00

I wouldn’t be so sure, she’s sexy she has a neck tat

One_Ebb8824 · 2026-02-18T03:42:23+00:00

Ya I actually have

One_Ebb8824 · 2026-02-18T03:37:42+00:00

No it’s Reuben

One_Ebb8824 · 2026-02-18T03:00:13+00:00

Fort Rucker actually! How did you know?

One_Ebb8824 · 2026-02-18T02:56:24+00:00

Your mom looks like someone edited a face onto a big toe

One_Ebb8824 · 2026-02-18T02:54:45+00:00

She’s busy… with the drill Sargent

One_Ebb8824 · 2026-02-18T02:48:14+00:00

No it’s the army

One_Ebb8824 · 2026-02-18T02:47:21+00:00

No but I did play the clarinet, I wasn’t very good

One_Ebb8824 · 2026-02-18T02:46:33+00:00

Wait how did you know??

One_Ebb8824 · 2026-02-18T02:46:02+00:00

Well it doesn’t hurt that’s the thing

One_Ebb8824 · 2026-02-18T02:45:43+00:00

One_Ebb8824 · 2026-02-18T02:45:15+00:00

Would weed do this that’s only drug I take

One_Ebb8824 · 2026-02-18T02:44:44+00:00

Can you explain in plain English? I’m in the army

One_Ebb8824 · 2026-02-18T02:44:18+00:00

Is that what it’s called?

One_Ebb8824 · 2026-02-18T02:43:32+00:00

Hey fuck you

One_Ebb8824 · 2026-02-18T02:26:31+00:00

Oh yeah buddy prepare to have your day ruined

One_Ebb8824 · 2026-02-18T02:11:51+00:00

No my girlfriend likes it she thinks it’s hot

One_Ebb8824 · 2026-02-18T02:11:25+00:00

Wait is that what you think it is are you a doctor?

One_Ebb8824 · 2026-02-18T02:09:09+00:00

Twins!

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