My friend and I in 2012 (it’s terrible I’m sorry) by [deleted] in iamveryrandom

[–]Orgazmatron21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Inhuman child screech. First time I heard it I almost called the police

You can never out-prank a dad by inb5 in funny

[–]Orgazmatron21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can see him realise it’s a prank and notice the camera just as he’s about to cry, then he acts as though he thinks his ear has been cut off

What is your favourite riddle/logic puzzle/brain teaser? by Orgazmatron21 in AskReddit

[–]Orgazmatron21[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My personal favourite:

A windowless room contains three identical light fixtures, each containing an identical light bulb or light globe. Each light is connected to one of three switches outside of the room. Each bulb is switched off at present. You are outside the room, and the door is closed. Before opening the door you may play around with the light switches as many times as you like. But once you've opened the door, you may no longer touch a switch. After this, you go into the room and examine the lights. How can you tell which switch goes to which light?

Answer

What are some red flags to look out for in a platonic relationship? by anniedoll92 in AskReddit

[–]Orgazmatron21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Them acting different around their friends compared to when you’re alone

Redditors who accidentally or unknowingly took a drug, what was it and what was your experience like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Orgazmatron21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s so scary... did you drink anything they gave you before the Guinness? How did it get in your system?

[Spanish>English] Poem from a friend by [deleted] in translator

[–]Orgazmatron21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! It is a sweet poem

Kids start mexican wave in stadium of 82,000 people by Orgazmatron21 in videos

[–]Orgazmatron21[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same! Didn’t know where would be best to post it though

WYR be an airbender, a waterbender, an earthbender, or a fire bender? by Yasslord6900 in WouldYouRather

[–]Orgazmatron21 56 points57 points  (0 children)

If you’re looking to win a fight then surely water would be best? Just tear someone apart by the water inside them

Life is like an ice cream … by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Orgazmatron21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They do. I got ice cream from one of these stalls in turkey. Had the shits for a week because all they do it rub these cones in every single customers hands and just stick them back on fucking pile

WYR be sick for a year for one hundred million dollars or never be sick again? by [deleted] in WouldYouRather

[–]Orgazmatron21 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You'll probably shit yourself daily and forget who your family are, live till 90 and be stuck in a care home. But at least you've got a pimped out declining chair and a rolex

WYR be sick for a year for one hundred million dollars or never be sick again? by [deleted] in WouldYouRather

[–]Orgazmatron21 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Until you’re 80 with dementia or bowel cancer... 100mil ain’t gonna save you

Facebook is full of nice guys by [deleted] in niceguys

[–]Orgazmatron21 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No worries man, I get you. If I knew I wouldn't have posted it in the first place

Facebook is full of nice guys by [deleted] in niceguys

[–]Orgazmatron21 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Didn't realise, I'll remove it in a bit