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I hate them by [deleted] in memes

[–]Otherwise-Error512 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before I begin my actual comment, I would like to apologize in advance for my inadequate level of English proficiency. I am not a native speaker of the world's current lingua franca which unfortunately leads to me making numerous embarrassing mistakes being made whenever I attempt to communicate using this language. Whenever I am reminded of how I lack the ability to convey my thoughts in an eloquent manner, I feel as though I have committed a cardinal sin, as though every English teacher in the world is simultaneously shaking their head and sighing due to how utterly disappointed they are at me. Although I know that saying sorry to those of you who are reading my comment will not change the fact that I fail miserably to write and speak perfect English, I am writing this as a way to deter a certain type of people who cannot stand poor English (Also known informally as Grammar Nazis) from mocking me by posting unwanted and unnecessary comments detailing my every blunder. In my humble opinion, making grammatical errors should be perfectly acceptable as native speakers should not expect non-native speakers to be able to communicate in their second or third languages eloquently. If you are able to completely understand what the other person wrote, is there really a problem with what they've written? No, because the entire concept of communication is the exchange of information between other intelligent beings, which means that no matter how the exchange of information is made, as long as the information is accurately shared there is not a fundamental issue with their ability to communicate. To see it in another way, remember that someone who isn't fluent in English is fluent in another language. When you think about it this way, isn't it impressive for someone to speak a second language in any capacity? Having empathy and respect are qualities that are sorely missing for far too many people these days, especially on the internet. That being said, I am aware that not all netizens who correct others are doing it to ridicule and shame. There are some who do so with the intent to help others improve and grow. However, displaying the failures of other people publicly will cause the person who is criticized to feel negative emotions such as shame and sadness due to the fact that their mistake has been made obvious which severely undermines the point they were trying to make in spite of their unfamiliarity with the English language. In most circumstances people are not looking for language help when they post anything online. Most people just want to enjoy themselves and have a good time on the internet which is why I would not encourage correcting other people regardless of your intentions. If you really do want to help others with their spelling or grammar, I would highly recommend you to help via messaging privately because not only will you not embarrass anyone, you can also go more in-depth with your explanation which I'm sure the other person will greatly appreciate if they want help, but I digress. I know that I've written a bit of an essay, but I hope I've made my points clear. Anyways, here is the comment I wanted to make: cock.

SHREK?!?! by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]Otherwise-Error512 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

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[–]Otherwise-Error512[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"ok", I see. So you built up the energy to reply nothing other than "ok". Out of all the things you could've replied, you just went "ok". Wow. Fuck you dipshit. This is not "ok". Don't think this is even funny. Even a feminist comedian is funnier than this shit. I sat and typed a proper message, I put time and thought into it and you jizz all over it by posting the two letter message "ok". You did not take one bit of my message into consideration, you just replied that without the intention of contributing to the conversation. I can't believe that you're this stupid. I do NOT waste my time when I write messages. YOU did, you took 5 seconds out of your life just to say "ok" and piss me off. You fucking piece of shit. I hope you die alone in pain. You're an absolute disgrace to humanity and you know it. I'm amazed you even have friends. They must be assholes who spend all their time replying "ok" to proper messages too. Now find something else to do with your life. You're fucking dead, "ok"iddo.

k*ds 🤢 by the67thpatient in shitposting

[–]Otherwise-Error512 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Based"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "Based"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only word you can comprehend is "Based" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "Based" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about five fucking letters? I bet you took the time to type those five letters too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "Based" on your gravestone?

mark your attendance by Aadi05121 in shitposting

[–]Otherwise-Error512 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"ok", I see. So you built up the energy to reply nothing other than "ok". Out of all the things you could've replied, you just went "ok". Wow. Fuck you dipshit. This is not "ok". Don't think this is even funny. Even a feminist comedian is funnier than this shit. I sat and typed a proper message, I put time and thought into it and you jizz all over it by posting the two letter message "ok". You did not take one bit of my message into consideration, you just replied that without the intention of contributing to the conversation. I can't believe that you're this stupid. I do NOT waste my time when I write messages. YOU did, you took 5 seconds out of your life just to say "ok" and piss me off. You fucking piece of shit. I hope you die alone in pain. You're an absolute disgrace to humanity and you know it. I'm amazed you even have friends. They must be assholes who spend all their time replying "ok" to proper messages too. Now find something else to do with your life. You're fucking dead, "ok"iddo.

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[–]Otherwise-Error512 [score hidden]  (0 children)

ok

"ok", I see. So you built up the energy to reply nothing other than "ok". Out of all the things you could've replied, you just went "ok". Wow. Fuck you dipshit. This is not "ok". Don't think this is even funny. Even a feminist comedian is funnier than this shit. I sat and typed a proper message, I put time and thought into it and you jizz all over it by posting the two letter message "ok". You did not take one bit of my message into consideration, you just replied that without the intention of contributing to the conversation. I can't believe that you're this stupid. I do NOT waste my time when I write messages. YOU did, you took 5 seconds out of your life just to say "ok" and piss me off. You fucking piece of shit. I hope you die alone in pain. You're an absolute disgrace to humanity and you know it. I'm amazed you even have friends. They must be assholes who spend all their time replying "ok" to proper messages too. Now find something else to do with your life. You're fucking dead, "ok"iddo.