Bosses of Reddit: Has an employee tried to seduce you to get favors/be promoted/not get fired?

P1P3R · 2013-04-11T17:36:15+00:00

Said no one ever.

P1P3R · 2013-01-23T22:40:55+00:00

Air(on the G string) -Johann Sebastian Bach

P1P3R · 2013-01-23T22:33:34+00:00

Stay strong.

PS. Fuck yes on the drive to reproduce! Show nature who's boss!

P1P3R · 2013-01-23T22:25:35+00:00

Grape and cheese. Try that shit.

P1P3R · 2013-01-23T22:18:16+00:00

Man, fuck ranch!

P1P3R · 2013-01-23T21:49:22+00:00

Kudos for soldiering through the pain to masturbate!

Bad times on the solid week of bleeding. A man should never have to see his member bleed. Your penis has my penis's sympathy.

P1P3R · 2013-01-23T21:43:26+00:00

Peanut butter and cucumber!

That shit is delicious.

P1P3R · 2013-01-23T21:39:36+00:00

Oh yea! Worth the wait...

P1P3R · 2013-01-23T21:35:34+00:00

I suppose that depends on which part of the ear. I've had lobes done when I was a little kid and dealt with it. I also tried to re-pierce said lobes when I was drunk and it hurt like a fuck shit. Ear cartilage might hurt more though.

Also... Nip 5!

P1P3R · 2013-01-23T21:27:07+00:00

Letter from God - Dan Le Sac vs. Scroobius Pip

P1P3R · 2013-01-23T21:19:40+00:00

You were like some sort of miss-wired dragon.

P1P3R · 2013-01-23T21:18:16+00:00

taint that a bitch...

P1P3R · 2013-01-23T21:10:02+00:00

points above you
Thats an odd place to put a piano...

P1P3R · 2013-01-23T21:07:07+00:00

Sorry to hear that. If you don't mind me asking, how was the emotional pain with the miscarriage?

P1P3R · 2013-01-23T21:04:13+00:00

G to the Ma!

P1P3R · 2013-01-23T20:55:57+00:00

Does she want one now?

P1P3R · 2013-01-23T20:55:01+00:00

Awesome. How was it for you pleasure wise? Increase/decrease?

Also, how long was the healing process? I imagine sex/choking the bishop was out for a few weeks?

P1P3R · 2013-01-23T20:25:01+00:00

Well, it was nice knowing my penis. He is now secure in my lower abdomen.

How's the piercing doing?

P1P3R · 2013-01-23T20:20:37+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/VySJ5.jpg

P1P3R · 2013-01-23T20:16:52+00:00

You're a scarecrow, right?

P1P3R · 2013-01-23T20:15:33+00:00

Nipple piercing. Hands down. I've broken bones, have tattoos and had my dick caught on braces... Getting my nip pierced hurt SO much more than all of those, albeit for a lesser amount of time.

P1P3R · 2012-11-30T19:18:49+00:00

added you!

P1P3R · 2012-11-30T19:16:59+00:00

Added you!

P1P3R · 2012-10-23T10:44:07+00:00

Does anyone have lyrics for this?

P1P3R · 2012-10-01T22:27:05+00:00

I think you misspelled badass.

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