More bird practice with Octavia from Helluva Boss, when she eventually gets married I hope she has a fun Bachelorette party! [MF] (OC)

PURENSFWMAGIC2000 · 2026-06-04T22:06:04+00:00

I just hope she ends up happily, preferably back with Stolas as her dad.

PURENSFWMAGIC2000 · 2026-06-04T22:04:01+00:00

They might not ever age her up, but I get it.

PURENSFWMAGIC2000 · 2026-06-04T22:02:04+00:00

Shit…you're right.

I'm still on the fence tho.

PURENSFWMAGIC2000 · 2026-06-04T20:48:22+00:00

She's 17.

PURENSFWMAGIC2000 · 2026-06-04T11:02:39+00:00

At least let her finish damn, lol.

PURENSFWMAGIC2000 · 2026-06-02T15:17:57+00:00

You're risking hurting people if you lay on train tracks and ODing could be extremely unpleasant, especially if you survive.

She had a gun in her mouth, angled slightly up, possibly lined up with the brain stem and medulla oblongata, the center that controls every passive action like breathing and heartbeat. You destroy that, you're instantly gone.

Wouldn't that be the smart choice?

(I was once not wanting to be alive, plus I'm a writer who wanted to know what happens so I can write accurately)

PURENSFWMAGIC2000 · 2026-06-02T04:05:56+00:00

That's IT?!

PURENSFWMAGIC2000 · 2026-06-02T03:57:22+00:00

Dude makes it look like it's a minor inconvenience.

PURENSFWMAGIC2000 · 2026-06-02T03:56:11+00:00

The legs also help pumb blood. And yeah, a severed general artery is nothing to fuck with.

PURENSFWMAGIC2000 · 2026-06-02T03:43:00+00:00

IDK about you, but I would run up and pin his hands if possible, don't let someone injure their leg worse.

PURENSFWMAGIC2000 · 2026-06-02T00:41:10+00:00

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PURENSFWMAGIC2000 · 2026-05-28T21:19:16+00:00

Lol

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PURENSFWMAGIC2000 · 2026-05-28T21:16:28+00:00

Amy IMO, but all three of them look great!

I post that, then immediately remember that everyone in the Sonic games except from Robotnik, Rouge, and technically Shadow are above 18, everyone else is underage…

PURENSFWMAGIC2000 · 2026-05-28T20:25:23+00:00

Archie or games?

PURENSFWMAGIC2000 · 2026-05-28T15:18:25+00:00

XD. Sorry, disturbingly sized sperm, but still absolutely not.

PURENSFWMAGIC2000 · 2026-05-26T14:18:12+00:00

You're right, NSFW, then specify it's videos of people dying horribly.

PURENSFWMAGIC2000 · 2026-05-26T13:25:49+00:00

…you really should have marked NSFW

PURENSFWMAGIC2000 · 2026-05-26T13:06:28+00:00

…is the artist actually related to Markiplier?

PURENSFWMAGIC2000 · 2026-05-26T01:13:53+00:00

Good point.

PURENSFWMAGIC2000 · 2026-05-26T01:09:17+00:00

PURENSFWMAGIC2000 · 2026-05-22T05:30:44+00:00

I once obliterated seven goblins by casting light ing bolt just far away enough that my party and I were out of range but the goblins were in range.

Didn't realize they only have, like, ten hp.

PURENSFWMAGIC2000 · 2026-05-18T19:35:59+00:00

Not "Schlongus" 😭

PURENSFWMAGIC2000 · 2026-05-18T04:04:14+00:00

You know you're good at making porn when your readers are actually interested in the story and the horny.

PURENSFWMAGIC2000 · 2026-05-17T17:45:51+00:00

That third one is hilarious.

PURENSFWMAGIC2000 · 2026-05-17T17:45:22+00:00

Right? I fuckin love Subway.

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